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[FUME5]

LOL An equal opportunist with no standards.

Hah, I was paraphrasing Black Sheep, Vaz has standards.

Guys with facial hair usually. I like em a bit on the thicker side either chubby or with a bit of muscle.

 

[Pau]

Just spent a day at Disney babysitting and not even getting paid. Smh.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Guys with facial hair usually. I like em a bit on the thicker side either chubby or with a bit of muscle.

??

 

[OniBarubary]

I have videos of a...dubious nature lying around. Surprisingly, no pics tho.

 

[Vazra]

So rude

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Yup this works perfectly fine for me.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Okay, I guess I'll do it this year.

You're not Aeris OR Cloud!

I feel lied to.

 

[lightskintwin]

Guys with facial hair usually. I like em a bit on the thicker side either chubby or with a bit of muscle.

So who all could get the D on Gaf? LOL

 

[Vazra]

So who all could get the D on Gaf? LOL

There is a few gaffers I would actually bang or get banged by. Some I even mentioned by names on FakeGAF. RIP That thread. Im actually picky to who I would do it with tbh.

EDIT: You were checking if you were my type huh?

 

[lightskintwin]

There is a few gaffers I would actually bang or get banged by. Some I even mentioned by names on FakeGAF. RIP That thread. Im actually picky to who I would do it with tbh.

EDIT: You were checking if you were my type huh?

Not really, just curious what you're type was given how outgoing you were. Never asked a gay guy IRL, so figured I'd ask in here. But since you brought it up, humor me. If I were gay, would I be lucky enough for some Vazmanian Devilish lovin', or would I be rejected and relegated to the sidelines crying over it.

 

[FUME5]

Lightskintwin looking to experiment with the Puerto Rican playboy.

 

[Vazra]

Not really, just curious what you're type was given how outgoing you were. Never asked a gay guy IRL, so figured I'd ask in here. But since you brought it up, humor me. If I were gay, would I be lucky enough for some Vazmanian Devilish lovin', or would I be rejected and relegated to the sidelines crying over it.

Being honest I'd reject you. Im open to all the questions you may want to ask. Lets say this is a AMA time.

 

[lightskintwin]

Lightskintwin looking to experiment with the Puerto Rican playboy.

Oh Vaz is Puerto Rican? I get mistaken for being Puerto Rican all the time.

Being honest I'd reject you. Im open to all the questions you may want to ask. Lets say this is a AMA time.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Being honest I'd reject you. Im open to all the questions you may want to ask. Lets say this is a AMA time.

Did Han or Greedo shoot first

 

[Vazra]

Did Han or Greedo shoot first

Han

Ok I'd let you give me a handjob at my car while parking behind some store in the middle of the night while we talk about the gaffers I wanna bang while I drink coffee.

More questions?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm okay with this.

Let's do it next year. You start!

I missed this earlier. I'll pass lol

Han



Ok I'd let you give me a handjob at my car while parking behind some store in the middle of the night while we talk about the gaffers I wanna bang while I drink coffee.

More questions?

Say you won that flavor making contest, what would the ultimate flavor of Lays be, in your opinion.

 

[Vazra]

Say you won that flavor making contest, what would the ultimate flavor of Lays be, in your opinion.

 

[lightskintwin]

Ok I'd let you give me a handjob at my car while parking behind some store in the middle of the night while we talk about the gaffers I wanna bang while I drink coffee.

More questions?

Gotdamn, that's even worse. Just use me and kick me to the curb afterwards. I feel like a bitter side chick now saying, "You men ain't shit". LOL

Vaz rejection bringing back painful memories of when I was in highschool and this girl told me and my brother we were the ugliest twins she's ever seen in her life.

Yes I was rocking a flat top box back in the day when that shit was hot along with my fly ass Starter jacket.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Broke up with my bf 3 days ago. In that time I have
- Bought tickets to 3 separate concerts, including one interstate ( so add flights)
- Bought a new handbag
- Gotten fake nails
- Bought 8 new hair dyes
- Looking at pirate costumes for one of the concerts.

I'm clearly coping quite well...

 

[Horse Detective]

Being honest I'd reject you. Im open to all the questions you may want to ask. Lets say this is a AMA time.

 

[lightskintwin]

Broke up with my bf 3 days ago. In that time I have
- Bought tickets to 3 separate concerts, including one interstate ( so add flights)
- Bought a new handbag
- Gotten fake nails
- Bought 8 new hair dyes
- Looking at pirate costumes for one of the concerts.
- Lost 4kg

I'm clearly coping quite well...

Why'd you beak up?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Broke up with my bf 3 days ago. In that time I have
- Bought tickets to 3 separate concerts, including one interstate ( so add flights)
- Bought a new handbag
- Gotten fake nails
- Bought 8 new hair dyes
- Looking at pirate costumes for one of the concerts.

I'm clearly coping quite well...

Look at it this way. You traded a boyfriend for a pirate costume.

To be quite honest, I would do the same.

 

[FUME5]

Broke up with my bf 3 days ago. In that time I have
- Bought tickets to 3 separate concerts, including one interstate ( so add flights)
- Bought a new handbag
- Gotten fake nails
- Bought 8 new hair dyes
- Looking at pirate costumes for one of the concerts.

I'm clearly coping quite well...

His chin beard thing was stupid anyway.

His loss our gain.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Why'd you beak up?

We wanted different things, ultimately. Still hurts like a bitch.

Look at it this way. You traded a boyfriend for a pirate costume.

To be quite honest, I would do the same.

It's gonna be so swanky. Unfortunately he might be at that show too

His chin beard thing was stupid anyway.

His loss our gain.

You hush about that chin beard

Spoiler

I kinda hated it too. Loved when he had the full fuzz going

 

[Vazra]

Gotdamn, that's even worse. Just use me and kick me to the curb afterwards. I feel like a bitter side chick now saying, "You men ain't shit". LOL

Vaz rejection bringing back painful memories of when I was in highschool and this girl told me and my brother we were the ugliest twins she's ever seen in her life.

I dont think you're ugly but visually speaking you already saw I have a bias. Ive liked guys out of what I normally go for so there are chances in some cases but eh I'd have to know more in person to tell. Sometimes personalities change the way I see someone as in attractive or not. A lot can change when you see the way people behave so even the most handsome hairy guy can turn me off if his personality doesn't flow well with mine. Now personality type you may have to ask what Im into if you are interested in knowing that part

You are a tentative would.

 

[lightskintwin]

I dont think you're ugly but visually speaking you already saw I have a bias. Ive liked guys out of what I normally go for so there are chances in some cases but eh I'd have to know more in person to tell. Sometimes personalities change the way I see someone as in attractive or not. A lot can change when you see the way people behave so even the most handsome hairy guy can turn me off if his personality doesn't flow well with mine. Now personality type you may have to ask what Im into if you are interested in knowing that part

Go right ahead, what personality types are you into?

LMAO You're so wrong for this.

 

[Vazra]

Go right ahead, what personality types are you into?

Smart, caring, funny when he has to be, passionate and down to earth. Also he must be independent and know when to give me space (Depression turns me into a hermit and I don't want to deal with people for a day or two and people trying to cheer me up can annoy me more than help)

Also similar interest are important cause I need something we can both talk about for hours without getting bored. (Sports and cars bores me to death for example but I can talk games, music, tech stuff for days or forever depending the conversation lol)

 

[lightskintwin]

Smart, caring, funny when he has to be, passionate and down to earth. Also he must be independent and know when to give me space (Depression turns me into a hermit and I don't want to deal with people for a day or two and people trying to cheer me up can annoy me more than help)

Also similar interest are important cause I need something we can both talk about for hours without getting bored. (Sports and cars bores me to death for example but I can talk games, music, tech stuff for days or forever depending the conversation lol)

How come you don't like skinny guys?

 

[Horse Detective]

U win some u lose some

 

[LucidMomentum]

Smart, caring, funny when he has to be, passionate and down to earth. Also he must be independent and know when to give me space (Depression turns me into a hermit and I don't want to deal with people for a day or two and people trying to cheer me up can annoy me more than help)

Also similar interest are important cause I need something we can both talk about for hours without getting bored. (Sports and cars bores me to death for example but I can talk games, music, tech stuff for days or forever depending the conversation lol)

Aight, if I didn't love tits so much I'd be down.

 

[dhonk]

Eh fuck it, its already my twitter avy so might as well join this!

To balance out the act of posting a selfie heres this incredibly cute cat I met last week.(Those claws pierced 2 layers of clothes man. Yow.)

 

[Vazra]

How come you don't like skinny guys?

Skinny guys were the ones constantly bullying me for being fat when I was young and the LGBT community can also be pretty harsh as well on certain groups of people (You'll see a lot of no fats, no blacks, no asians , no fems on gay apps for example which is a bit hypocritical when the community preaches about loving everyone at times).

I have hooked up with skinny guys before (2) but I normally dont seek em cause of my experiences so they must seek me first and also I gotta see the way they behave and see if things click.

Aight, if I didn't love tits so much I'd be down.

What about man tits?

 

[lightskintwin]

Skinny guys were the ones constantly bullying me for being fat when I was young and the LGBT community can also be pretty harsh as well on certain groups of people (You'll see a lot of no fats, no blacks, no asians , no fems on gay apps for example which is a bit hypocritical when the community preaches about loving everyone at times).

I have hooked up with skinny guys before (2) but I normally dont seek em cause of my experiences so they must seek me first and also I gotta see the way they behave and see if things click.

That's really interesting. Has the fact you're Puerto Rican ever affected your treatment within the LGBT community?

What about man tits?

Vaz got a gif for every moment. LOL

 

[Transhuman]

The trick to using your phone in the shower is to coat your phone with superhydrophobic fluid.

 

[Vazra]

That's really interesting. Has the fact you're Puerto Rican ever affected your treatment within the LGBT community?




Vaz got a gif for every moment. LOL

Ive been fetishized before which turned me off and didnt finish the deal because of it. There has been guys who talk to me about spice and latino flavor which also turns me off when they think they are clever with that stuff. Also ignorant comments like "You speak mexican?", "Are you good making burritos and tacos?" and the best part is those who have thought Im middle eastern and ask me if I smell like curry. I also got threatened by 2 white guys when the shooting in Orlando happened so yeah I have experience different stuff for not being white.


As for a gif for everything if I dont have it I create it duh.

 

[LucidMomentum]

What about man tits?

Hmm, could be fun

 

[Avixph]

The trick to using your phone in the shower is to coat your phone with superhydrophobic fluid.

Or you can own a water proof/replant phone.

 

[lightskintwin]

Ive been fetishized before which turned me off and didnt finish the deal because of it. There has been guys who talk to me about spice and latino flavor which also turns me off when they think they are clever with that stuff. Also ignorant comments like "You speak mexican?", "Are you good making burritos and tacos?" and the best part is those who have thought Im middle eastern and ask me if I smell like curry. I also got threatened by 2 white guys when the shooting in Orlando happened so yeah I have experience different stuff for not being white.

I wouldn't mind being fetishized, although I lack too much melanin in my skin to really be fetishized for being Black. If anything, I benefit from colorism within and outside the Black community.

What about being fetishized because you're a big boy? Has that ever occurred?

 

[Vazra]

I wouldn't mind being fetishized, although I lack too much melanin in my skin to really be fetishized for being Black. If anything, I benefit from colorism within and outside the Black community.

What about being fetishized because you're a big boy? Has that ever occurred?

That has happened too and it annoys me as well and more when they give disgusting details usually the "I want to suck your tits" or "I wanna fuck that fat ass" (Without me even sending pics of my ass so I could be flat and still they expect because of the weight to be fat). I joke about man tits and stuff but when Im flirting and trying to get guys that is a turn off and can be pretty rude at times. Also some guys being surprised because I'm apparently well endowed for my body type and the funniest one was a bottom guy that wanted me until he saw the d and said it was too thick for him and blocked me from the hook up app LOL

 

[SolVanderlyn]

This is why FakeGAF had "thirst" in the title for nine threads running.

 

[FUME5]

Girthrican.

 

[Vazra]

This is why FakeGAF had "thirst" in the title for nine threads running.

I only participated for 2-3 OTs tho.

 

[Horse Detective]

This thread is too real 🌚

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I only participated for 2-3 OTs tho.

You were not born into the thirst, you merely adopted it. And contributed to it heavily.

 

[Vazra]

You were not born into the thirst, you merely adopted it. And contributed to it heavily.

Nah I was born thirsty. I just joined a thirst cult later on life. My thirst is pure

 

[lightskintwin]

That has happened too and it annoys me as well and more when they give disgusting details usually the "I want to suck your tits" or "I wanna fuck that fat ass" (Without me even sending pics of my ass so I could be flat and still they expect because of the weight to be fat). I joke about man tits and stuff but when Im flirting and trying to get guys that is a turn off and can be pretty rude at times. Also some guys being surprised because I'm apparently well endowed for my body type and the funniest one was a bottom guy that wanted me until he saw the d and said it was too thick for him and blocked me from the hook up app LOL

Vaz with that stealth brag. LOL How tall are you?

If anything I downplay my size and performance, just so I can exceed expectations afterwards.

Yeah, unfortunately that's the one thing that will kill my interest physically with a woman; being fat. There are so many shapes and sizes I'm attracted to except that. But the irony is fat women luv me, specifically fat Black women. They come at me confident as all hell that they got a chance. LOL However the majority of them are cool as hell, so if we're at a club or something and they try to holla, I'll dance with them and make certain they have a good time.

Are there any specific racial/ethnicity you prefer?

 

[Vazra]

Vaz with that stealth brag. LOL How tall are you?

If anything I downplay my size and performance, just so I can exceed expectations afterwards.

Yeah, unfortunately that's the one thing that will kill my interest physically with a woman; being fat. There are so many shapes and sizes I'm attracted to except that. But the irony is fat women luv me, specifically fat Black women. They come at me confident as all hell that they got a chance. LOL However the majority of them are cool as hell, so if we're at a club or something and they try to holla, I'll dance with them and make certain they have a good time.

Are there any specific racial/ethnicity you prefer?

6 feet tall. I usually think Im just average but guys tell me Im big lol. As for the specific racial and ethnicity I really dont have much preference. Ive liked all kind of ethnicities its all about looking what's around and you'll find.

Also if you're curious about the other size you can inbox of course. LMAO

 

[Horse Detective]

I'm thirsty but i dont want to get up. I wish my girfriend would get me some water

 

[FUME5]

I don't think that's going to play out well for you.

 

[Horse Detective]

I don't think that's going to play out well for you.

Jokes on you she'll never see this post

 

[SolVanderlyn]

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