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[Vazra]

How did you get in a situation to blow a "straight" guy at college? How do you find out that he's curious enough to "experiment"? I can only assume you found each other online.

LOL we were friends for a year and he even visited my house. I joked before that if he needed a man to take care of his needs to let me know and we would joke about that stuff a few times with our friends and laugh it off and one day he messages me on google chat if I was curious to see what he was packing to which I said yes and he sent me some pics and I said it looked nice and he said he has been wanting some head and he wasnt getting any and you can figure out the rest.

I wonder if Vaz or any of the rest of PR GAF ever ran into my Puerto Rican ex from Guaynabo. My condolences if they did.

I went to college in Guaynabo...

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[lightskintwin]

LOL we were friends for a year and he even visited my house. I joked before that if he needed a man to take care of his needs to let me know and we would joke about that stuff a few times with our friends and laugh it off and one day he messages me on google chat if I was curious to see what he was packing to which I said yes and he sent me some pics and I said it looked nice and he said he has been wanting some head and he wasnt getting any and you can figure out the rest.

Is dude still "straight"? Because I know a lot of guys that can rationalize that receiving head from a man isn't "gay".

 

[Vazra]

Is dude still "straight"? Because I know a lot of guys that can rationalize that receiving head from a man isn't "gay".

He says he is straight still yet he messages how he misses our "fun" times.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

How you d..



Fuck

If you say so

I went to college in Guaynabo...

Interesting. She went to college in America though, so I think you're safe.

 

[Vazra]

Interesting. She went to college in America though, so I think you're safe.

Lol alright.

 

[MisterNugNug]

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

It just encapsulated how speechless/in awe I was. I mean I would assume that's a good thing being on the receiving end of that!

 

[Professor Beef]

Alright I'm un-retiring...for now.

 

[Lucian Cat]

If you say so

lol

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I cant sleep. I should stop napping from 5 - 8pm. I love naps though.

 

[Chuckie]

lol

Yo Lucian! Haven't seen you in ages!

 

[Lucian Cat]

Yo Lucian! Haven't seen you in ages!

Hi Tence. Haven't been posting much lately. I'm still around.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Too busy being king I guess

 

[Chuckie]

Hi Tence. Haven't been posting much lately. I'm still around.

Good to know. You is good people.

 

[Transhuman]

Hey Lisa happy birthday

 

[Lucian Cat]

Too busy being king I guess

Yeah. Fun fact. I just had 2 cats come into the toilet with me.

Good to know. You is good people.

Nah I'm not. But thanks for thinking so.

Hey Lisa happy birthday

You're exactly 2 weeks late but thanks!

 

[Chuckie]

Nah I'm not. But thanks for thinking so.

Well you're evil like me....but that means in my eyes you are good people.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Yeah. Fun fact. I just had 2 cats come into the toilet with me.

Nah I'm not. But thanks for thinking so.


You're exactly 2 weeks late but thanks!

Man I hate when they do that. Awkward. lol

Speaking of cats. This is my old and mentally challenged cat. When he was younger he would run headfirst into walls. Now he is too old to run so he just hobbles everywhere and makes funny noises all day.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Well you're evil like me....but that means in my eyes you are good people.

I can accept this.

Man I hate when they do that. Awkward. lol

Speaking of cats. This is my old and mentally challenged cat. When he was younger he would run headfirst into walls. Now he is too old to run so he just hobbles everywhere and makes funny noises all day.

Aww. What a cute cat. I have a dumb cat too. He chases and howls at a toy mouse. It's weird.

 

[Deleted member 518153]

Aww. What a cute cat. I have a dumb cat too. He chases and howls at a toy mouse. It's weird.

He has an identity crisis?

 

[obin_gam]

used every thingymajig on the instagram app I could find:

quite happy with the results actually

 

[Lucian Cat]

He has an identity crisis?

I have no idea what he's doing tbh.

 

[Vazra]

Ugh I went to bed at 5:40 and 8:20am poof Im up and 30 mins fighting to sleep again and I failed.

 

[Transhuman]

I have no idea what he's doing tbh.

Awwww. He sounds like me.

 

[Deleted member 518153]

I have no idea what he's doing tbh.

So he's a liberal arts student?

 

[Media]

I have a cat that thinks she's a dog. Like, she hates other cats, and goes on walks with us, gets sad if she doesn't get to snuggle our dogs, and once got between me and an unfamiliar dog. It's so weird

 

[DD]

I have a cat that thinks she's a dog. Like, she hates other cats, and goes on walks with us, gets sad if she doesn't get to snuggle our dogs, and once got between me and an unfamiliar dog. It's so weird

You mean awesome?

 

[Baroquemantic]

Sounds like a cool cat.

 

[Media]

You mean awesome?

It's actually a bit annoying at times, because she became ours over the course of a year. She was a stray that wandered up and I took pity on. No idea if she's spayed or just hated other cats that much lol. Also, we don't know her age, and she's been slowing down on walks, so we have to catch her and lock her her kennel before walks now. Yes, her kennel. She refuses to be an indoor cat, so on Super cold nights we let her and she just ran straight to the dog kennel. Stays there all night perfectly happy until I let her out in the morning.

But yeah, she more awesome than annoying.

Edit: I can't be assed to correct all these autocorrect mistakes ugh.

 

[Vazra]

Edit: I can't be assed to correct all these autocorrect mistakes ugh.

But I thought you you said your writing was decent tho?

 

[Media]

But I thought you you said your writing was decent tho?

My phone game brings down my average

 

[OniBarubary]

A week until I go to Japan. I have a weird thing where I don't get excited about traveling until I'm like...there but I'm starting to get hyped for going. Gonna be there for 2 weeks and it should be a blast with my friends. Our hotel in Tokyo is like, in the middle of the red light district and all the host clubs and shit so that should prove entertaining. Right near that city block that's made of like 4000 bars in one area.

I fully expect to gain 10 pounds, half of that in alcohol, and spend far too much money on cute sea animal plushies or Waifu McTittenslam statues.

I also fully expect an international incident. Keep your eyes peeled!

 

[Vazra]

My phone game brings down my average

I demand a RealGAF erotic novel with me as the protagonist to prove your skills. Take inspiration by these masterpieces.150 pages the least. 12 font size and Rosarivo font. Don't get crafty with the spacing either cause I'll be watching.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I demand a RealGAF erotic novel with me as the protagonist to prove your skills. Take inspiration by these masterpieces.150 pages the least. 12 font size and Rosarivo font. Don't get crafty with the spacing either cause I'll be watching.

Who's gonna do the audiobook version?

 

[Vazra]

Who's gonna do the audiobook version?

We need to start doing vocaroo auditions for that. Im out of the question because of my accent.

EDIT: My accent reminds me of this tbh but more speedy.

 

[Vazra]

My talent and my accent killed this thread. RIP

 

[You Know Nothing]

My talent and my accent killed this thread. RIP

 

[Horse Detective]

Horse Detective, what's your motivation

In general?

I sleep a lot and only wake up when I think of all the food I can eat that day

 

[Transhuman]

Do you think $50 AUD is enough to get a haircut that good?

 

[Horse Detective]

Do you think $50 AUD is enough to get a haircut that good?

I saw your hair part question but was asleep, it just depends on how your hair naturally falls.

I pay $16 before tip 😑

 

[Vazra]

I pay $16 before tip 😑

Just the tip?

 

[marrec]

Alright I'm un-retiring...for now.

Yes good.

Who's gonna do the audiobook version?

I got this.

 

[Vazra]

When will I marry my reflection?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

When will I marry my reflection?

NewVazraWave

 

[LucidMomentum]

When will I marry my reflection?

One of you is already a handful lmao.

Dodged Jury duty this week. No clue how they didn't even get to my group but eh.

Time to take down Christmas lights then seeing La La Land tonight.

 

[Baroquemantic]

We need to start doing vocaroo auditions for that. Im out of the question because of my accent.

EDIT: My accent reminds me of this tbh but more speedy.

Dude, your accent is awesome. And those vocaroo times from last year were great.

I got this.

You can take the front half, I'll take the back.

Edit: Well that reads dirtier than intended. Whoops.

 

[Horse Detective]

We need to start doing vocaroo auditions for that. Im out of the question because of my accent.

EDIT: My accent reminds me of this tbh but more speedy.

Holy shittttt

 

[Deleted member 518153]

We need to start doing vocaroo auditions for that. Im out of the question because of my accent.

EDIT: My accent reminds me of this tbh but more speedy.

Nah-ah! A very sexy voice

 

[RebornYeti]

That's it, I'm in. I may change it again, but I guess it'll do for now.

 

[FloatOn]

pho-k it

I'm in

what's good?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I need a haircut.