Professor Beef
Banned
Damn, that's good motivation.In general?
I sleep a lot and only wake up when I think of all the food I can eat that day
Damn, that's good motivation.In general?
I sleep a lot and only wake up when I think of all the food I can eat that day
I honestly never heard that stupid joke before, and it's so Vazra my god. Made me laugh, good job![]()
I posted that one before. You need to do a better job at stalking my posts tbh.
I demand a RealGAF erotic novel with me as the protagonist to prove your skills. Take inspiration by these masterpieces.150 pages the least. 12 font size and Rosarivo font. Don't get crafty with the spacing either cause I'll be watching.
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I have to finish my crazy love triangle trope flip urban fantasy first!
Or you know, start it.
Then I'm all yours.
When will I marry my reflection?
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Wow, not what I expected. Nice voice and accent. Makes me curious to hear how I sound on vocaroo.
That's the thing I liked about you... Dat confidence. You be feelin' yourself. LOL
In that time I have
- Bought tickets to 3 separate concerts, including one interstate ( so add flights)
- Bought a new handbag
- Gotten fake nails
- Bought 8 new hair dyes
- Looking at pirate costumes for one of the concerts.
I'm clearly coping quite well...
A bunch of reds and blues of varying degrees.After catching up on the last few pages, damn you again Eurotime:
The real important question here: What are the new hair dyes?
Also leave these vocaroo shenanigans outta this this year. Not having it!
aka I got a terrible voice
A bunch of reds and blues of varying degrees.
I always liked your voice
I need a haircut.
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Oh my.
Oh my!
Bruh you knew this
Don't bruh me breh.Bruh you knew this
So expensive thoughKiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1. Your GAF name: SolVanderlyn
2. Your detective name (favorite color + favorite animal): Blue Penguin
3. Your soap opera name (middle name + street you grew up on): Vanderlyn Mill
4: Your Star Wars name (first three letters of GAF name, first two of middle name, first two of GAF, last three of email address): Solva Solyn
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt + first item to your immediate left): YELLOW GLASS
6. Villain name (Dark + one of your pets, current or past): Dark Squeak
Dark Squeak is here to fuck you up
Guess I'm a yellow lantern as well. Harness your fear
Too lateKiss! Kiss! Kiss!
I'll bruh you all I like!Don't bruh me breh.
So expensive though
I'm just not outgoing enough.I should open up a BeardGAF kissing booth.
Knowing this thread I doubt I'd get any action though. Some of y'all are handsome AF.
I'm just not outgoing enough.
Wut? The ending was awesome!!!I liked Rogue One but I hated the ending.
Hey real pic have you ever been bathed?
That's not adviceDo you want to be outgoing? If so, then be it.
Hey real pic have you ever been bathed?
Hey real pic have you ever been bathed?
I'm still screaming at the picture.
That's not advice
I'm still screaming at the picture.
This is delightfulI had this photo taken for work:
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My mates had these t-shirts made for Christmas:
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Happy fkn Threadmas, Gaf.
I kinda look like a duck here... and I don't know why
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And I have no clue what the fuck is going on with the colors in my avi... but I kinda like it.
i like the aesthetic
I really dig the colors in the avi, but the dog nose kills it![]()
Add me on Snapchat.Nudes are art. Send me art
I said it's not advice bc u didn't explain how to do it. U just said do it. This post tho, this is adviceThen what is it? I think the easiest way to make yourself get out of your shell is to force yourself to be social. Now it's much easier if your have friends to help you, but I've seen it done either way.
I said it's not advice bc u didn't explain how to do it. U just said do it. This post tho, this is advice
I kinda look like a duck here... and I don't know why
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And I have no clue what the fuck is going on with the colors in my avi... but I kinda like it.
You got a little bit of AVG antivirus on your chin there.
Add me on Snapchat.
But this couch, breh. It's like heaven.Do you want to be outgoing? If so, then be it.
But this couch, breh. It's like heaven.