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[Transhuman]

My brother kicked me out of his apartment for dissing No Man's Sky and I still don't regret it.

 

[blame space]

that's quite a family interaction.

 

[Toa TAK]

What's your brother's GAF account?

 

[Horse Detective]

lol there arent any gaffers that like NMS

 

[blame space]

transhuman, it's me. it's your Brother.

 

[Transhuman]

Todd?

 

[Toa TAK]

lol there arent any gaffers that like NMS

Before

Or after game release?

 

[lightskintwin]

Learned tons of shit porn actors deal with if they try to quit and get a regular job. There was a chick that had to return to porn but the girl was pretty broken about her nurse career being fucked over by her past.

The girl wasn't even a porn star, she was just a regular college student that was a freak and would send people nude pictures and do nude webcams. Somebody collected all of it and tried to blackmail her into having sex with him, when she refused; The guy sent all the photos and video clips from an anonymous email to every email in that college's directory. Needless to say, she had to transfer schools.

 

[blame space]

it's me Todd

 

[OniBarubary]

If they get the writers from Tales from the Borderlands to help or completely write Borderlands 3 it'll probably be my GOAT

 

[Vazra]

The girl wasn't even a porn star, she was just a regular college student that was a freak and would send people nude pictures and do nude webcams. Somebody collected all of it and tried to blackmail her into having sex with him, when she refused; The guy sent all the photos and video clips from an anonymous email to every email in that college's directory. Needless to say, she had to transfer schools.

Oh damn.

 

[Toa TAK]

it's me Todd

I should rewatch Breaking Bad.

If they get the writers from Tales from the Borderlands to help or completely write Borderlands 3 it'll probably be my GOAT

I still need to get on that one. And re-play The Wolf Among Us on my One.

 

[lightskintwin]

Oh damn.

Vaz, shook as hell. Them pictures floating around Tumblr might come back to haunt you. LOL

 

[Vazra]

Vaz, shook as hell. Them pictures floating around Tumblr might come back to haunt you. LOL

Im not shook. I'll probably be sending nudes later to more guys in the hook up apps lol

 

[Advocatus Diaboli]

People taking candid pictures of me and putting them up online is in the running for my worst nightmare. D:

Yeah, this just happened to me in San Francisco last month.

I mean, you meet some Russians at a hotel bar, drink for 8 hours, let them smoke up in their car, and go out dancing until 4am and end the night with borscht...

Still feel violated.

Least I got some friends that I gotta report now.

 

[OniBarubary]

That's why you gotta keep that shit on lock. My videos don't leave my password protected hard drive and the worst pic I got floating around is a butt shot in tight underwear where you can't see my face (my tattoo makes it kinda obvious it's me though). That shit won't hurt me though, think it's even just hanging in my imgur

I still need to get on that one. And re-play The Wolf Among Us on my One.

Is real good.

 

[pixelation]

Updated with a pic that isn't a year old lol. I still suck at resizing.

You look like a skinnier Shane Dawson in that picture.

 

[Vazra]

That's why you gotta keep that shit on lock. My videos don't leave my password protected hard drive and the worst pic I got floating around is a butt shot in tight underwear where you can't see my face (my tattoo makes it kinda obvious it's me though). That shit won't hurt me though, think it's even just hanging in my imgur
.

Link?

 

[lightskintwin]

Im not shook. I'll probably be sending nudes later to more guys in the hook up apps lol

LMAO. Like I said, ain't no shame in yo' game.

That's why you gotta keep that shit on lock. My videos don't leave my password protected hard drive and the worst pic I got floating around is a butt shot in tight underwear where you can't see my face (my tattoo makes it kinda obvious it's me though). That shit won't hurt me though, think it's even just hanging in my imgur

I got to be one of the few people that has never taken any naughty pics of myself or made a naughty video. Even my twin has a sex tape.

 

[pixelation]

Thank you, but ain't nothing pretty over here, we're masculine ass manly man.

Oh... i was gonna ask if your gay actually. I hope i am not offending you... but your face... the smile... the head tilt in your avatar picture. I was wondering if you were gay. Again, no offense intended so i am sorry for asking if you are straight.

 

[OniBarubary]

Link?

lol I ain't your type tho

I got to be one of the few people that has never taken any naughty pics of myself or made a naughty video. Even my twin has a sex tape.

Yo dude, if your twin making videos he's setting you up for the fall. He's probably humping away, saying stuff like "Man, this is some good sex that I, lightskintwin, am doing!" Covering his bases. Watch your back man.

 

[Horse Detective]

lol

 

[Vazra]

lol I ain't your type tho.

Its not set on stone.

EDIT: I can share stuff back too XOXO

 

[Professor Beef]

That's what I'm talking 'bout. After you lay the mack down on her, give her one good pump for me. LOL



Yeah, don't, because that shit could be used as blackmail or ruin you in the future. I know a girl where somebody petty fucked her over like that.

No chill lol

 

[lightskintwin]

Oh... i was gonna ask if your gay actually. I hope i am not offending you... but your face... the smile... the head tilt in your avatar picture. I was wondering if you were gay. Again, no offense intended so i am sorry for asking if you are straight.

LMAO. It wouldn't matter if I was, Vaz would reject me anyway.

No offense taken, I could see how somebody think I'd look gay in that avatar. LOL I do look kinda sweet.

But I've posted other pictures in this thread, do I look gay in those?

Yo dude, if your twin making videos he's setting you up for the fall. He's probably humping away, saying stuff like "Man, this is some good sex that I, lightskintwin, am doing!" Covering his bases. Watch your back man.

OH DAMN. THAT'S HIS FAILSAFE!

 

[pixelation]

LMAO. It wouldn't matter if I was, Vaz would reject me anyway.

No offense taken, I could see how somebody think I'd look gay in that avatar. LOL I do look kinda sweet.

But I've posted other pictures in this thread, do I look gay in those?



OH DAMN. THAT'S HIS FAILSAFE!

Nope, haha... but the face tilt and that perfect smile i guess hahaha.

 

[Horse Detective]

Well if we are going by his criteria:

In your other photos you have a face, you are smiling, and occasionally your head is tilted...

so...

bad news

 

[Vazra]

LMAO. It wouldn't matter if I was, Vaz would reject me anyway.

So you would swing to the other team for me?

 

[lightskintwin]

Nope, haha... but the face tilt and that perfect smile i guess hahaha.

Is this better?

Well if we are going by his criteria:

In your other photos you have a face, you are smiling, and occasionally your head is tilted...

so...

bad news

Uh oh... I guess the jig is up.

So you would swing to the other team for me?

If I did, I'd have to replace that banana with my own banana in your gif and find out what's really good.

 

[Vazra]

If I did, I'd have to replace that banana with my own banana in your gif and find out what's really good.

Now Im curious to see if you match the banana on size.

 

[Horse Detective]

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE PHOTOS ? !

 

[Vazra]

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE PHOTOS ? !

I dont know but cheers to that.

 

[Gusto]

Oooh my.

Spoiler

I don't have a real picture of myself to show.

Just do it, I know you have a smart phone....

 

[Horse Detective]

this is factually the best instagram in existence

https://www.instagram.com/p/BONjscxDtIU/?taken-by=prozd

 

[Vazra]

Just do it, I know you have a smart phone....

What if his phone is dumb?

 

[lightskintwin]

I dont know but cheers to that.

I'm right behind you.

 

[Vazra]

I'm right behind you.

 

[Horse Detective]

I dont know but cheers to that.

I'm right behind you.

HAHA oh shit guess were all going hard as fuck haha

GIT LIT

 

[lightskintwin]

I think I'm winning Vaz over. ;-p

HAHA oh shit guess were all going hard as fuck haha

GIT LIT

Yes, join in the festivities.

 

[Vazra]

HAHA oh shit guess were all going hard as fuck haha

I noticed you definitely went hard.

I think I'm winning Vaz over. ;-p

Inbox me your banana and you probably win me over. #NoShameSlutdom

EDIT: Im hungry but I dont wanna get out of bed and calling a penis a banana doesnt help. I need a bf to bring me food.

 

[lightskintwin]

Inbox me your banana and you probably win me over. #NoShameSlutdom

I do not keep dick pics on deck, nor have i ever taken a dick pic. Typically women are attracted by what's around the dick, and not the dick itself. LOL

 

[pixelation]

Well if we are going by his criteria:

In your other photos you have a face, you are smiling, and occasionally your head is tilted...

so...

bad news

Me?, smiling?, in my avatar picture?, i call bull my man!!!

 

[Vazra]

I do not keep dick pics on deck, nor have i ever taken a dick pic. Typically women are attracted by what's around the dick, and not the dick itself. LOL

LOL Im messing with you mate. I just find it funny you dont freak out like some people do over such conversations.

 

[lightskintwin]

LOL Im messing with you mate. I just find it funny you dont freak out like some people do over such conversations.

C'mon Vaz. Of course I know you're fucking around. Why'd you go and have to make it awkward now. LOL Of course I can have such conversations because I'm secure with my sexuality and know how to have fun and laugh at myself.

Me?, smiling?, in my avatar picture?, i call bull my man!!!

You still didn't respond if my other picture was better or if I need to further improve not looking "Gay". LOL

 

[pixelation]

C'mon Vaz. Of course I know you're fucking around. Why'd you go and have to make it awkward now. LOL Of course I can have such conversations because I'm secure with my sexuality and know how to have fun and laugh at myself.



You still didn't respond if my other picture was better or if I need to further improve not looking "Gay". LOL

Oh shoot!!!, sorry my man. Nope not at all... but... you do look like you'd flirt with anyone... but i ain't the best judge so there's that!!!

 

[OniBarubary]

Its not set on stone.

EDIT: I can share stuff back too XOXO

Ha ha, I'm not gay (just a little fluid) so I'd probably just be like "That's a nice weiner"

this is factually the best instagram in existence

https://www.instagram.com/p/BONjscxDtIU/?taken-by=prozd

Is that some ProZD? Then yes, you are correct, it is in fact the best instagram.

HAHA oh shit guess were all going hard as fuck haha

GIT LIT

I do not keep dick pics on deck, nor have i ever taken a dick pic. Typically women are attracted by what's around the dick, and not the dick itself. LOL

The pubes, lack thereof or balls?

 

[Horse Detective]

The pubes, lack thereof or balls?

I think he means the gooch

 

[lightskintwin]

Oh shoot!!!, sorry my man. Nope not at all... but... you do look like you'd flirt with anyone... but i ain't the best judge so there's that!!!

Well damn, now you're insulting the girl I'm with? NICE.

 

[Horse Detective]

oh my god

 

[OniBarubary]

I think he means the gooch

Ah yes, of all things, how could I forsake the gooch?