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LolIt happened cause Im fat.
I'm at work. Not much to talk about...Let's resuscitate it.
I have a movie date with a friend tonight. I should warn him I'm likely to fall asleep during lol.I have a date with my couch tonight.
I have a date with my couch tonight.
I have a movie date with a friend tonight. I should warn him I'm likely to fall asleep during lol.
Shes cute.
Lol. I actually have a girl coming over but its just guna be a couch night.LOL I guess you can sleep on it.
Friend as in friend. And occasional hookup but not tonight. I'm too depressed. He's my shoulder to cry on tonight and he knows this.Is she cute?
"friend" as if he has no shot whatsoever, or "friend" as if it could be more, but just isn't?
Shes cute.
She also cant stay awake for a whole movie.
Friend as in friend. And occasional hookup but not tonight. I'm too depressed. He's my shoulder to cry on tonight and he knows this.
Lol. I actually have a girl coming over but its just guna be a couch night.
Friend as in friend. And occasional hookup but not tonight. I'm too depressed. He's my shoulder to cry on tonight and he knows this.
Cant. Its "shark week" and homie dont play that.So you can have a threesome. LOL
Cant. Its "shark week" and homie dont play that.
He's pretty great. Were he younger or I older something may have happened between us bity nah.Friends who you can hookup with are the best. Just adds more fun reasons to hang out. Hope you get over whatever's eating ya!
Yeah he's my bro. Mad chemistry and we just get each other.So you can have a threesome. LOL
Oh, so the best type of friend.I love my homegirls, there's really only one I haven't hooked up with and would never do so, which is probably why we're by far the closest. It's crazy, we've even watched porn together. Every girlfriend of mine has always accused us of fucking though. :-(
Cant. Its "shark week" and homie dont play that.
Lol. Its that time of the month so no sex for me. Unless I want to get it on with myself on the couch before she shows up.Ok, now I'm confused. LOL Are we still talking about the couch?
duly notedI never have shark week. Just saying.
He's pretty great. Were he younger or I older something may have happened between us bity nah.
Yeah he's my bro. Mad chemistry and we just get each other.
Lol. Its that time of the month so no sex for me. Unless I want to get it on with myself on the couch before she shows up.
duly noted
Lol. Its that time of the month so no sex for me. Unless I want to get it on with myself on the couch before she shows up.
duly noted
Damn, what's the age discrepancy.He's pretty great. Were he younger or I older something may have happened between us bity nah.
Yeah he's my bro. Mad chemistry and we just get each other.
I've been trying to set something like that up with a girl I know for a while now. Like, we're cool and all and she's always open to hang out but I can't seem to seal the deal and make it friends with the odd hookup too. Keep getting maybes from her and of course I don't want to make it awkward. Ah well. I find her super cute so it's hard not to seem super thirsty. Or maybe I'm always thirsty.
Dope, ya'll ever go out and party together and be make out buddies? That's what one of my homegirls is. She's always down to ride and go to any social event, party, club, strip club, etc... and loves getting drunk together. We probably make out way more than the times we've had sex though, and it's cool; I don't even sweat it.
Unfortunately it sounds like you've been friendzoned, but despite what people say, I've seen persistence work. Sooner or later, you may end up at the right place, right time and it goes down.
16 years. Also lol no he's a local musician. We don't do clubs. We headbang.Her mouth ain't on that time of the month. LOL
Damn, what's the age discrepancy.
Dope, ya'll ever go out and party together and be make out buddies? That's what one of my homegirls is. She's always down to ride and go to any social event, party, club, strip club, etc... and loves getting drunk together. We probably make out way more than the times we've had sex though, and it's cool; I don't even sweat it.
Unfortunately it sounds like you've been friendzoned, but despite what people say, I've seen persistence work. Sooner or later, you may end up at the right place, right time and it goes down.
Yeah it's an odd in between. If I ask her to come to events she's usually down, and I get invited to some of her events when she needs a +1. We've made out a couple times and been on one on one hangouts but I'm not gonna sweat it. She knows how I am and if she's ever in the mood I'd be down.
Like I said, I'm too horny for my own good so I have to be honest with people and hope it doesn't push them away lol.
16 years. Also lol no he's a local musician. We don't do clubs. We headbang.
This is true.Her mouth ain't on that time of the month. LOL .
I finally realized my dream of becoming a Confederate general last May.
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Lol how old are you thenIt sounds like there's a reluctance or hesitance on her part, it could be there's a lack of sexual chemistry between ya'll on her end, but obviously she's not going to tell you because she still wants to be friends with you can could possibly be saving you as a "just in case".
My man. LOL Me and him could hang with those age differences.
Lol how old are you then
My boy Curtis is 56 and has a girlfriend who is 27.40. I'm old, and for whatever reason i get a lot of 20 year olds still attracted to me and not believe I'm that old. Some of my homegirls tell me I need to start dating 30 year olds, and I tell them I have plenty of time to do that.... when I'm 50. LOL
My boy Curtis is 56 and has a girlfriend who is 27.
We like older men. It is known. Most of the guys I've dated are older.40. I'm old, and for whatever reason i get a lot of 20 year olds still attracted to me and not believe I'm that old. Some of my homegirls tell me I need to start dating 30 year olds, and I tell them I have plenty of time to do that.... when I'm 50. LOL
My boy Curtis is 56 and has a girlfriend who is 27.
Im 27 and went with a guy that was 51. He was fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Age Ain't Nothing But A Number tbh.
We like older men. It is known. Most of the guys I've dated are older.
Probably. He is impervious to aging. Something about the water in Nevis or something like that.My man Curtis. He probably stay poppin' those Viagra pills.
Im 27 and went with a guy that was 51. He was fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Age Ain't Nothing But A Number tbh.
Probably. He is impervious to aging. Something about the water in Nevis or something like that.
I will have to keep this song in my arsenal.
I'm balding
Haha this guy must have good genetics. He drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney but still looks like he is 40 tops. He is a hard worker though.
I know who she is but I dont know that song or its history.
I'm balding
Haha this guy must have good genetics. He drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney but still looks like he is 40 tops. He is a hard worker though.
I know who she is but I dont know that song or its history.
We like older men. It is known. Most of the guys I've dated are older.
That must be my problem. I have a thing for older women and most of the time they think it's a joke or I'm trying to pity them.
I don't want to pity you I want to get down with you jeez.
*Edit* lmao, what a top of the page.
40. I'm old, and for whatever reason i get a lot of 20 year olds still attracted to me and not believe I'm that old. Some of my homegirls tell me I need to start dating 30 year olds, and I tell them I have plenty of time to do that.... when I'm 50. LOL
JesusIt was Aaliyah's first album completely written and produced by R.Kelly and she was 15 years old and R.kelly and her got secretly married and Aaliyah's family got it annulled. Despite the album going triple platinum, she never worked with him ever again and her team moved her over to Timbaland and Missy.
The album's title as well as that song was called, "Age Ain't Nuthin' but a Number". LOL
How does this apply to Arab women? 🤔
You're soooo full of shit. No way you're 40
This was me 10 years ago lol
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