VlaudTheImpaler
tl;dr
My 8 year old son who doesn't have a phone but loves to play Mario kart 8 online, what does he do then when he's playing on the houshold's Switch? I have to either give up my phone so he can play or buy him his own?
Get with the times bro. Didn't you know it's 2017?
Really we should be implanting smart devices into our babies as soon as they are born to be honest. Gotta stay connected bro, unless you are a peasant or something and can't afford it, then I guess you are a worthless luddite anyway so no one cares. I mean you are the minority if you can't afford smart devices and plans for your entire family according to the statistics and they are never wrong or skewed in any way and should always be looked at as what we base our morals, health and future as a society off of... So seeing as this is something as meaningless as our hobby and a luxury item on top of it making it a first world problem then we shouldn't complain. These companies have our first world interests at heart and they know what we want and need more than we do.