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President of Iceland announces that he would ban pineapple as a pizza topping
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Nikodemos
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Pineapple on hamburgers... Hmm. that gives me a business idea for a hamburger joint.
Take a pineapple, clean it (take care not to remove too much flesh with the rind, always hate people who do this) core it and freeze it. Take it out once frozen, slice thinly with a meatpackers bandsaw, slap on a very hot griddle (still frozen) and place on top of patty after searing (then assemble the burger regularly). Might need to drop sweetness/tanginess in rest of burger sauces, to compensate. Original idea pls do not steal.
Take a pineapple, clean it (take care not to remove too much flesh with the rind, always hate people who do this) core it and freeze it. Take it out once frozen, slice thinly with a meatpackers bandsaw, slap on a very hot griddle (still frozen) and place on top of patty after searing (then assemble the burger regularly). Might need to drop sweetness/tanginess in rest of burger sauces, to compensate. Original idea pls do not steal.
Pineapple on pizza is an aberrant horror which absolutely must be stopped.
Ha at progressive. More like Alt-Right sauce.
TheGameshark
Member
Sounds like pizza terrorism
Generalpsyduck
Banned
I cant wait for the great pizza crusade! burn all heretics who taint their pizza with the scourge known as "pineapple"
Abstrusity
Member
No. Being baptized by fire is too good for them.
If they want pineapple, they can have it.
Only upon burnt pizza.
So many pineapple pizza haters.
Seriously! I love me some pineapple on pizza, although admittedly, it took me awhile to appreciate it.
NeOak
Member
My man
jack_package_200
Banned
I for one welcome this culinary fascism.
#MPGA
#MPGA
How About No
Member
This thread is the only time I've ever felt ideologically betrayed by GAF. And I feel betrayed HARD
I am now ready to wage a war against my brothers with five-five-sixers and...hand grenades
I am now ready to wage a war against my brothers with five-five-sixers and...hand grenades
Nikodemos
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baddvision
Member
don't understand why people care what others put on their pizza, it's ridiculous, i'm team pineapple
secretanchitman
Member
Agreed. Pineapple is an absolutely bogus topping on pizza - I cant stand it.
Pineapple by itself is great, but just not on pizza.
Pineapple by itself is great, but just not on pizza.
how does he have 97% approval rating? That's the real story
I know literally nothing about Iceland's system of government but my guess is he is the kind of president who has no power to do anything and is basically a figure head while executive power is probably held by some sort of Prime Minister.
Icelandic GAF did I get that right?
But I hope his approval rating falls after this. He is clearly evil and probably also supports Trump.
How About No
Member
Why would I have it otherwise? :>
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Alright I am afraid our pro-pineapple rebellion has gone too far in a certain direction and is no longer fighting for what we originally strived for.
Tomorrow morning I will be turning myself in to the Icelandic government, and I will be pleading guilty to everything to everything I have done thus far. I expect either firing squad or be laughed out of the building. But no matter what happens, I want my brothers in arms to know I appreciated the spirit and dedication we all had in this war, but take great care to not become the monsters we fought so hard against.
Goodbye.
but what kind of sauce did it have tho
hmm facstnig
WhiskeyDiver
Member
Isn't putting pineapple on pizza and having people eating it a form of severe torture and thus a war crime?
gutter_trash
Banned
they would put cod fish oil on their pizza,
they drink cod fish oil raw
they drink cod fish oil raw
Because he does important shit like banning pinaeapple as a topping on pizza
Calm waterfall
Banned
Because it is disgusting.
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
That's the kind of dictator we need in the US. Why'd we get a cheeto instead?
Pineapple is the fruit of Satan. It is disgusting in any form in any dish. Why ruin a pizza, America's greatest gift to the already outstanding Italian cuisine, with something as atrocious as pineapple?
I will sign up to support him if I could.
Romars202129
Member
If only the place of my ancestors, Italy, had leaders with his courage...
Premium Quality
Member
I could go for a pineapple, ham, and jalapeno pizza right now. Guess it'll have to wait until tomorrow.
nekkid
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
Never had it, but I've had curry with lychee, and that was pretty good.
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
I've seen the Wikipedia article on Icelandic cuisine.
One of the Icelandic delacies is a goats head with the brains removed and slathered in... something.
Pineapple on pizza is the least of my worries here.
One of the Icelandic delacies is a goats head with the brains removed and slathered in... something.
Pineapple on pizza is the least of my worries here.
SliceSabre
Banned
He's got my vote if I ever move there. This is a man who understands how important it is to protect people from pineapple on pizza and sometimes you need to protect people from themselves.
PackAPunchedMick
Member
Take that Guðni!
Lmao. Checkmate!
You have my axe, if needed. I love pineapple on pizza.
Imagine of good it would have been without a disgusting topping on it.
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
This.
I would vote for ban of pineapple on pizza
Say word son. I'm with you 150 trillion per cent.
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Lord Virgin
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People who don't like pineapple on pizza will spend an eternity in hell. Have fun there you monsters.
Win-win.
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