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[echoshifting]

tapdancing

doing the Marty McFly

 

[jmdajr]

"they don't know the ethic rules"

 

[Einchy]

 

[David H Wong]

That's it, next time I get pulled over for speeding or running a red light, I will just say i don't recall doing that officer and get off free.

In that case they have other evidence of wrongdoing (either the testimony of an officer or a red light camera). If they don't, yes, you're getting off.

Here I think the issue is always going to be that there's no record of what was discussed. So, yes, he'll get off unless somebody comes up with something.

 

[Boke1879]

So he has actually confirmed talking to the Russians? WTF, how has he not resigned.

Hey man. "things happen"

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Well he's fucked hopefully. This is a shitshow, he should have never taken these questions because it's just digging his own hole even further. Although I'm thankful that he did take them because it just gives further evidence to bring down the whole ship.

 

[Magus1234]

"I uh I ....I "



OUT!

 

[Jeffolation]

That went well.

 

[BorkBork]

“I have no doubt that perjury qualifies under the Constitution as a high crime. It goes to the heart of the judicial system.”
-Jeff Sessions in 1998, before voting to convict Bill Clinton of perjury

 

[Syncytia]

He's still going with "I've been called a surrogate"


Dude you were a surrogate, full stop

 

[aspiegamer]

He forgot about that written answer where he said "no," apparently.

 

[Ragnarsson]

They don't know the rules! What is ethics? Such competence!

 

[Creamium]

"I'm sweatin' like a pig here, I can't find anywhere to crawl to, one more question then wrap this up!"

 

[Nerokis]

All this press conference did was fan the flames.

 

[Wag]

We're a month in to the new administration. What a fucking joke.

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

I should not a investigate a campaign i had no role in

The mother fucking Attorney General of the United States of America.

 

[jett]

This guy is a complete slimeball. You have to be some real piece of shit to not resign.

 

[joeposh]

Saying, as an excuse, that staff at the DOJ "don't know the [ethics] rules" -- yeah, that's going to play well.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I'm not sure the attorney general should have such major memory issues

 

[Azuran]

The fact that this man supposedly has a bad memory should be enough to show he's not fit to be the AG. I'm sure as hell wouldn't want an attorney that has trouble remembering shit.

 

[tbm24]

Gotta love how he dances around calling himself a surrogate when he's been on the stump for him from the beginning.

 

[mjc]

FUCK OFF

"I should have slowed down and said I met one Russian Ambassador"

Fuck OFF dude

 

[Ithil]

I don't think that will make this go away somehow.

 

[daveo42]

Nice, just started watching just to see him nope the fuck out.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I dont understand why you'd field questions when every other answer will be "I don't recall" in response. Why even have a press conference, makes it bigger than it already was.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

"They don't know the rules....the ethics rules.....most people don't."

Wow.

 

[kai3345]

lol that lying piece of trash

 

[Cels]

he already left lol

 

[Killthee]

Did he just ran out?

 

[Bluenoser]

Is he playing the old man card?

"I can't remember anything, how did I end up in this press conference?'

 

[FrankCanada97]

"I have no recollection, senator."

 

[Dalek]

"feets don't fail me now"

 

[jmdajr]

"They don't know the rules....the ethics rules.....most people don't."

Wow.

probably shouldn't have said that

 

[echoshifting]

I dont understand why you'd field questions when every other answer will be "I don't recall" in response. Why even have a press conference, makes it bigger than it already was.

Yeah this was a complete disaster. What were they thinking

 

[Bronx-Man]

Edit: hahahahahaha goddammmmmn

Perfection.

 

[Durden77]

I dont recall
I dont recall
I dont recall

 

[yanipheonu]

LOL. Sessions is digging his own grave on national tv.

 

[superdeluxe]

All this press conference did was fan the flames.

Did not help his cause one bit, Definitely hurting himself.

 

[Kensation]

"I must say, I gotta touch of the vapors, I'ma have ta scedaddle on. We got a potluck in the basement if y'all want some supper."

 

[daveo42]

He's still going with "I've been called a surrogate"


Dude you were a surrogate, full stop

Dude was way more than just a surrogate.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I dont understand why you'd field questions when every other answer will be "I don't recall" in response. Why even have a press conference, makes it bigger than it already was.

This could have just been some form letter sent out, and instead it turned into a disaster

This administration is AWFUL at doing press conferences and making announcements

 

[BronsonLee]

I don't think that will make this go away somehow.

man this turned out great!

good move Sesh

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

Ahahahaha. What a joke of a conference.

 

[Brandon F]

That graceful ending...

"I should have slowed down and said I met one Russian Ambassador"

ie. "You right folks, I lied! Buh, Bye now!"

 

[Chumley]

Taking questions fucked him. Straight up.

 

[kmax]

Chris Steel's Golden Shower Dossier, Flynn's deceit to the Vice president, Trump's lovely words to Putin, Putin's attack on the Democrats, Putin's lack of response when Obama kicked out Russian "diplomats", Sessions lies about meeting with Russia and on and on..

The list goes on and on and it's not going to go away. Trump is getting closer and closer to impeachment.

 

[Lonestar]

"They don't know the rules....the ethics rules.....most people don't."

Wow.

barely was around to hear any of this presser, but that statement perked my ears. Wow, and that was off a question literally about Trump and Spicer's comments of not pushing for recusal.

 

[superdeluxe]

This couldn't have gone any better for us, Fam.

 

[BronsonLee]

This couldn't have gone any better for us, Fam.

literally could've just been a letter but the dumb fuck actually took questions

 

[timetokill]

Classic legalese bullshit. "I don't remember," "I don't recall," "I believe so," "What I understood at the time," etc.

Utter nonsense.

Resignation should be step 1.