TheOfficeMut
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Minute Sessions
Attorney General Sessions Holding a Press Conference at 4PM EST
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Yeah what the FUCK.
Skinny Pete
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They are awful at everything.
Electric Eye
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We laugh but this was the defense for everyone under the Bush administration that got dragged into a commitee to answer questions of wrong doing and they got away with it.
No no dig up stupid!
DrForester
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Now he can focus on the important work of the administration. Screwing over minority groups.
thehypocrite
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He gone. He knows what's a stake, you could see the fear in his actions.
He just game more ammo to its doom.
He just game more ammo to its doom.
I hired a lawyer once (reckless driving); met him 3 times.. each time he introduced himself as if we were first meeting and had to read whatever his paralegals prepared for him for like 2 minutes before saying a word about the case to me.
He's an attorney and understands perjury is on the table.
What's surprising is how there was no attempt to mask the intent to defend against that here for PR and all.
He only recused himself from the Russian investigation, but bumbled hard around every question asked of him.
I don't recall.
UberTag
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Good thing he's a loyal member of the real piece of shit party then.
Doc Holliday
SPOILER: Columbus finds America
He also made it a point to say he had no intention to misead....intention of course is key in a perjury charge
VendettaRed07
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Literally the entire Trump administration on everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22n8ZqXavDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22n8ZqXavDY
Shadow Puppetry
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Oh, he gon git it by shaky he sounded.
The Last Wizard
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This line always cracks me up.
SoundsOfScience
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lol I missed the ending and I'm so confused, some people in the other thread saying nothing will happen and people in this thread saying he totally fucked up.
Tal Shiar Agent
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He talked to the ambassador about Ukraine but can't remember the specifics. No wonder, the specifics would likely prove the dossier to be 100% accurate in terms of the oil shares and would sink Trump's ship faster than a nuclear tipped torpedo.
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
You ever see a grown man sweat? Touch of the Alabama vapors.
BronsonLee
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Something important already happened by recusal, that's step one
Or they got him on tape somehow
Click on the ABC news link in the OP.
SoundsOfScience
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Thanks for the answer. Good step in the right direction
Not a surrogate
I've never met with Donald Trump in my life*
Roland_Gunner
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I mean he was defending against a perjury charge, so that's something. But is the standard we really want for the Attorney General to be a guy who lied to Congress but didn't perjury himself.
Suikoguy
I whinny my fervor lowly, for his length is not as great as those of the Hylian war stallions
And the barrage of "I don't recall" makes him look fucking guilty.
In a well functioning legal system, threat of purjury charge is enough to flip him to
rat on the campaign.
Here? More calls for a real investigation, maybe a couple more house Republicans succeed in locating their shame.
Joel Was Right
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It'll be interesting to learn who arranged this press conference because it certainly wasn't his decision.
He totally fucked up but it's also very possible nothing will happen.
I found it a little odd that he said he met with the Russian ambassador but wasn't part of the campaign, then ended the conference saying he should have responded to Sen. Franken during the confirmation hearings in the affirmative that he did meet with Russian diplomats, sprinting away from the podium as he finished the sentence that essentially was an admission to perjury and in direct conflict with what he said near minutes before.
whyamihere
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Maybe I'm being partisan, but that was a disaster?
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