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[righthandmouse]

They gotta cut their promo shorter.

 

[excelsiorlef]

That didn't even rhyme

 

[The Strokes]

Looks like they're saving it for a special occasion

Vs Bork ar Summerslam BAYBE.

 

[truly101]

My prediction... Big Cass eventually takes out Enzo, and joins the NXT Authority with KO and Joe.

I wish. Cass is terrible but they could hide him in a stable. Someone on wrasslegaf mentioned a heel turn for both where Enzo was the manager and Cass was the muscle, which would actually be somewhat entertaining.

 

[Zach]

Awful promo
Mediocre wrestler
Barely over
Bad finish

Inspiring promo
Good wrestler
Super over
Best finish in the business

 

[Syder]

Enzo & Cass

 

[shanafan]

Gallows and Anderson have awesome music.

 

[TimeEffect]

Goat theme

 

[Fox318]

If both teams were cut tomorrow nobody would care.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Awful promo
Mediocre wrestler
Barely over
Bad finish

I'll give you the other two but Bayley is in no way a mediocre wrestler or barely over.

 

[Rhaknar]

Dudleys were in NJPW?

 

[Sanjuro]

Can the Steiner Brothers still go?

Someone call Shoneys.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Vs Bork ar Summerslam BAYBE.

Lol
It's being saved so Roman xan look strong when he kicks out of 4 of them

Inspiring promo
Good wrestler
Super over
Best finish in the business

Shut up

 

[Pikma]

If both teams were cut tomorrow nobody would care.

Lol Enzo and Cass are shit but they're really over

 

[Zach]

STEINER BROS. MENTION.

Shut up

Keep talking.

 

[slabrock]

If both teams were cut tomorrow nobody would care.

I'd care. Too Sweet me BRO

 

[shanafan]

If both teams were cut tomorrow nobody would care.

To you maybe.

 

[Roberto Duran]

I want Scott Steiner back just to do insane promos.

 

[MG310]

Gallows saved Enzo from dying again.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I will admit that at least WWE have the sense to book Enzo as a terrible wrestler even in kayfabe.

 

[painey]

Brock Lesnar guy in the crowd. We're only missing a Frank the Clown spotting for the whole gang to be there

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Dudleys were in NJPW?

Yep. They won the belts twice.

 

[Fox318]

People really want this lame ass sub-par nWo ripoff that can't be nearly as good as they were in japan?

 

[Spider from Mars]

Brock Lesnar guy in the crowd. We're only missing a Frank the Clown spotting for the whole gang to be there

What about that fuck who wears the red hat and the mechanics shirt?

 

[Roland_Gunner]

Dudleys were in NJPW?

New Japan had a partnership with TNA back before Tanahashi got hot and they turned around. They even sent Okada over for a year as a young boy and TNA made him a Kato knock off. Quality booking there.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

 

[The Strokes]

There has to be some sort of redeeming quality in Enzo and Cass if they manage to have a great match against The Revival.

Then again, maybe Dash and Scott are just that good that they carried their asses.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Anderson has no ass

 

[slabrock]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

at least he is honest about his in ring ability

 

[Bubba T]

Awful promo
Mediocre wrestler
Barely over
Bad finish

Eh, I don't necessarily agree, but I remember watching her last year and thinking her gimmick wouldn't really translate well to the main roster.

She lacks emotion in her voice when she cuts promos I feel.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

There has to be some sort of redeeming quality in Enzo and Cass if they manage to have a great match against The Revival.

Then again, maybe Dash and Scott are just that good that they carry their asses.

I'm like 99% sure it was those two carrying them..

 

[SallyIsNow]

New Japan had a partnership with TNA back before Tanahashi got hot and they turned around. They even sent Okada over for a year as a young boy and TNA made him a Kato knock off. Quality booking there.

They even had a WrestleKingdom with TNA guys.

 

[Dougieflesh]

There has to be some sort of redeeming quality in Enzo and Cass if they manage to have a great match against The Revival.

Then again, maybe Dash and Scott are just that good that they carried their asses.

Revival are that good. Enzo and Cass' matches all have the same formula.

 

[Oersted]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

If the shoe fits wearing

 

[ReiGun]

It's like they taught Enzo to sell and literally nothing else.

That didn't even rhyme

I blame that on Cass. Enzo couldn't have made the set up more obvious than he did.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Not paying attention to this at all; did Enzo do a running man challenge yet?

Shit might be worse than TJP's dabbing.

 

[Bubba T]

Anderson has no ass

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

 

[shanafan]

People really want this lame ass sub-par nWo ripoff that can't be nearly as good as they were in japan?

Gallows and Anderson > NWO Hollywood

 

[The Strokes]

eh, this isn't that bad.

 

[Roberto Duran]

Anderson has no ass

....hmmm...ok

 

[Officerrob]

eh, this isn't that bad.

Just feels like it's going on forever

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Anderson has no ass

Mom?

 

[blackaroni]

Anderson has no ass

 

[excelsiorlef]

It's like they taught Enzo to sell and literally nothing else.



I blame that on Cass. Enzo couldn't have made the set up more obvious if he tried.

What nah he said something something too sweet and then said like champs or something as the end of his next line completely not rhyming with too sweet

 

[Nocturnowl]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

You know, despite all the understandable hate recently due to repetitive promos, sketchy booking (that Lana storyline...) and his middling in ring ability I still liked the guy but this is the thing that finally has me calling him into question.

 

[Velcro Fly]

So when is the Cass singles push starting

I've had about enough of Enzo

 

[Fox318]

Enzo has the poop emoji on his gear :|

Fitting considering how shit he has been in the ring.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

There has to be some sort of redeeming quality in Enzo and Cass if they manage to have a great match against The Revival.

Then again, maybe Dash and Scott are just that good that they carried their asses.

That's what revival does. Engineer a match to make their opponents look like the goat.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Anderson has no ass

I thought I was the only one in this thread who thought that every time those two come out.