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[AmethystEnd]

This thread is blowing my mind a little. And these are all real? Is this just a small sample in an otherwise okay game?

 

[bethore]

I was laughing so hard watching Blood trying to ignore the T pose.

https://youtu.be/LAIa396awvo?t=3923

 

[hughesta]

Is this really from Andromeda

Because holy shit if it is

 

[inky]

She's so confused.

After this one, I'm off to bed. See ya, folks.

This needs a dramatic zoom into her face and the Curb your Enthusiasm music.

 

[Simple Soul]

I'm going to fail an exam later in the afternoon and this thread still made this a great day. I'm crying.

I keep hearing the elementary school version of 2001 A Space Odyssey's theme while reading this thread

Crying.

 

[JayBabay]

This thread man, you guys are killing me seriously lmao

 

[GravityInsanity]

 

[Callibretto]

I don't even know if the bad animations would look so out of place if the eyes didn't look so awful as well

I think the default mouth position for female ryder is more distracting than the eyes.

 

[Lime]

This thread is blowing my mind a little. And these are all real? Is this just a small sample in an otherwise okay game?

You can check out Giant Bomb's stream from earlier or the other Youtube walkthroughs out there.

 

[Fancolors]

This Monster Factory is going to be good.

 

[Alpha Phoenix]

The irony is one of the animators from the original Mass Effect now works at Naughty Dog.

 

[RexNovis]

Oh my lord. I have been racking my brain trying to figure out who the fem ryder default reminds me of. This is it. How the hell did I not see it before? Undeniable.

 

[bigmac996]

I was laughing so hard watching Blood trying to ignore the T pose.

https://youtu.be/LAIa396awvo?t=3923

Hahahaha me too. It was clear it was happening but he was trying to focus the camera elsewhere. I wonder if it was an embargo thing? Either way, good stuff.

This thread is pure gold.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I think the default mouth position for female ryder is more distracting than the eyes.

The bottom lip looks like gallons of botox has been pumped into it

 

[Ragnar Blackmane]

This thread is blowing my mind a little. And these are all real? Is this just a small sample in an otherwise okay game?

Overall impressions in the EA Access thread (play the game for 10 hours trial) are petty mixed. I mean stuff like this is pretty offputting. I was hoping for more from the next ME, meh.

 

[Basketball]

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Oh my lord. I have been racking my brain trying to figure out who the fem ryder default reminds me of. This is it. How the hell did I not see it before? Undeniable.

Plumpen up his lips and we have a winner

 

[akira28]

Crying.

my face hurts from laughing so much

especially with that song

 

[Exentryk]

This needs a zoom in to the face and "kill me" text at the end.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

 

[metalslimer]

Yeah the lip synching is not good in this game at all and the visual fidelity now is too good to cover it up

 

[Cipherr]

Was this posted before?

Check it out, I've seen it on Twitter. It's majestic.

 

[Teasing_Pink]

I can't decide if it's time to cancel the preorder, or keep it to experience a comedy on the level of Ride to Hell: Redemption.

 

[RedAssedApe]

cryosleep has some bugs that need working out

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Mass Effect: Event Horizon needs to become a meme

 

[Kawngi]

When the weird animation stuff started coming out, like from the trailer, I figured it was a one-off. But what the actual fuck is going on here?!

 

[TetraGenesis]

Didn't Bioware say they have a Day One patch coming out that fixes this stuff?

Don't be obtuse.

Mass Defect Andromeda

Holy. Shit. Hahahahahaha

All jokes aside, is it fair to say this actually looks like some of the best facial animation so far? It's just there's no context for what's happening so it looks silly.

Nonsense. That is amateur, last gen animation. It's stiff and unnatural. Each movement and each muscle group seems completely isolated from the rest. It's like you can see the strings being pulled.

 

[watershed]

Was this posted before?

Check it out, I've seen it on Twitter. It's majestic.

No. Seriously. Why is it all so bad? This is a new studio right? So maybe that's why? The writing is bad. The animations are awful. The camera angles are comical and the Bioware jank is front and center.

 

[tcrunch]

............................................................what

I don't...

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???????????????????????????????????????????????????

I guess I'll uh...wait for reviews.

 

[Kuro]

Overall impressions in the EA Access thread (play the game for 10 hours trial) are petty mixed. I mean stuff like this is pretty offputting. I was hoping for more from the next ME, meh.

Holy shit yeah her face is tired hahahaha

 

[Pops Maellard]

Wait maybe this whole game was procedurally generated and they're just waiting for launch to reveal that crazy tech.

 

[NippleViking]

Damn. I knew several people really looking forward to this.

If the rest of the game holds up, I'll be purchasing it just for the animation hilarity.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Wait maybe this whole game was procedurally generated and they're just waiting for launch to reveal that crazy tech.

Yes Mass Sky?

 

[hughesta]

I can't believe that tired face webm

 

[EmCeeGramr]

"Finally, my children are born. Go free, young ones. This is your game now."

 

[Lime]

Nonsense. That is amateur, last gen animation. It's stiff and unnatural. Each movement and each muslce group seems completely isolated from the next. It's like you can see the strings being pulled.

I think it's time to re-adjust the sales expectations, to be honest. Monday's review embargo is going to be interesting.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

This is already one of my favorite threads ever. Please don't let it die. Lmao

 

[Alter_Fridge]

This is already one of my favorite threads ever. Please don't let it die. Lmao

 

[Parallacs]

Those eyes say it all

 

[Spikematic]

Jesus... I can't stop laughing. What a fucking disaster. Did they really this this shit would fly in freaking 2017? Wonder what horrors await us in the rest of the game.

 

[wildfire]

Mass effect Andromeda repurposed as a GOAT simulator is the only way to salvage it.

 

[Echoplx]

I keep hearing the elementary school version of 2001 A Space Odyssey's theme while reading this thread

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[Orochinagis]

Someone is eating sushi

 

[SmartWaffles]

I think it's time to re-adjust the sales expectations, to be honest. Monday's review embargo is going to be interesting.

Interesting? I'd say brutal.

 

[RandomExpletive]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[GravityInsanity]

https://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

 

[Ragnar Blackmane]

Those eyes say it all

If nothing else this game is definitely going to spawn a bunch of amazing memes.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Well now we know the face is capable of emotes at least.

 

[HeelPower]

If nothing else this game is definitely going to spawn a bunch of amazing memes.

Let's be honest y'all.

Does anyone really want this game to feature perfect animations ? Those are boring.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

If the OT isn't "My face is tired" it will be a tragedy.