Pick up artist GAF: How do you pick up women?

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Bleepey

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I would first like to state that i am not a pick up artist. Far from it. I do however often try to pick up random girls on the street. Sometimes girls i don't even find all that cute just to see what works and what doesn't. However, i have been talking to some of my friends as of late and we were talking about chicks whose details we have got and i showed him some of the hottest girls whose numbers i was able to get and they were surprised. To be honest with you, i know what i should get and what's out of my league and some of them are so far out of my league it's not even funny. I realised that sometimes just saying "hey, how are you doing, i think you're cute, can i have your number?" goes along away. Other times asking a girl for the time or directions is a great conversation starter, which can allow you to crack jokes and get somewhere. I have gotten girls details in supermarkets, a job interview and for some reason i do REALLY well at train stations. Girls like it when you are confident, talk to them and can crack a joke.

Now, i don't think i am God's gift to women nor do i think that i am ugly but it seems that girls like it if you just say hey to them and i rarely get a harsh rejection. So for those on GAF who talk to random women how do you approach girls? What have been the most inventive ways you have engaged a girl in conversation and in what locations. I once got a girl's number by talking loud enough to a friend of mine for her to overhear about Neil Gaiman (she had one of his books in her hand) and from there i engaged her in conversation. My friend found it funny as fuck and we ended up going out to pizza later on that day, and i showed her around some of London's best sites (West End, White hall, Parliament square, the London Eye and South bank as the sun was setting (London GAF knows what's up). Stupidly i did not tell my mate who i was with to fuck off because i did not want it to seem to much like a date. The funny thing was she expected me to tell him to go away and he expected it too (although he as more surprised i was able to maintain eye contact with her and not her ridiculous chest).
 
Talk to them.

I'm far from a pickup artist, but when I'm in the mood I can typically get a girls number.

I usually do it at a bar.. good rule of thumb = if the girl is sitting at the bar alone or with a group of girls they are there to be picked up. If they are sitting at a table off in a corner, they want to be left the fuck alone.

Just strike up a conversation. Also, you better have the gift of the gab.
 
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Smile.

Makes me laugh (and you'll know this Bleepy being a Lahhdner) when you go to places like Tiger Tiger or the usual chains that there's the dance floor and a dozen guys propped up against the walls watching the women with a moody scowl, thinking that if you look moody, girls will fly across the room onto your cock. No!
 
I'm pretty far from a pick-up artist, but I can say that it's always good to have a smooth exit strategy. If I feel that things are going nowhere in the conversation either because i cant come up with anything or because she wasn't receptive for whatever reason I find a natural way out. Sometimes they bite at the last moment, this has happened twice and once I did follow up.

also:

teruterubozu said:
Treat a hoe like a queen and a queen like a hoe.
:lol this is too true
 
Keep the pimp hand strong.

Okay-serious answer:

I think it's all about being very charismatic and not being awkward. Being awkward puts the girl in this nervous state where she can't focus on the conversation at hand. Stating your intentions, being honest, and funny are very important. When I was in highschool and through a fair amount of college I was overweight, anti-social, and an all around geek. I started losing weight, bought myself some clothes, and started feeling good about myself. I started by just talking to women. Any of them-the hostess, waitress, clerk, girl sitting next to me, telemarketer on the phone, all of them. It made me realize that they aren't all that scary.

Then I just started telling them direct, "Hey, you are absolutely adorable and I want to take you out for coffee." Something along those lines. With stuff like that, you get rejected a lot. The key is to not take rejection personally. Who gives a shit? With a mentality like that, you've got the fucking key. Invariably, you will get rejected a lot.

I met my current girlfriend in a class. She was sitting in front of me with her laptop and I noticed she was on AIM. I had my laptop as well. I tapped her on the shoulder and told her, "Hey, I'm bored and I want to talk to you on AIM. Give me your screen name." She gave it to me and I talked to her throughout the class. By the end of the class we had a coffee date for lunch the same day. I've been dating her for two years.
 
Say hello and then stare at them with the creepy face until they jump in bed with me.

No but seriously, picking up girls is like playing scratch tickets. Guys who get a lot of girls just have the gumption to scratch a lot of tickets and eventually they win. Sometimes it's a buck, sometimes it's 10,000. Sometimes it's the first ticket they play, other times it takes 30 tickets.
 
Buy them a vodka cranberry. Barney taught me that its every girls favourite drink. It FUCKING IS. Even if it isnt, it still is. They got batshit "OMG I LOVE VODKA CRANBERRY!".
 
Just smile, talk to them and listen. Say things that you notice about them (beautiful eyes, hair, etc.), just be kind, give a few compliments and let your own personality shine.
There's no way to do it, just be yourself, but a little more confident and spontaneous.
 
I think treating women like human beings goes a long way, but hey, that sounds crazy!
 
Be in a place or situation your familiar with maybe even something you have enough trivia about to start a conversation.
 
How do I pick up girls?

After the sap or the chloroform rag has done its work, I usually grab them by both arms and put them over my shoulder.
 
Ad Infinitum said:
'picking up girls' is a pretty horrible thing. just be nice, listen to what they say, be interesting.
Yes, absolutely horrible.

Horrible
 
Women are very diverse creatures, not unlike us humans. You will have to adapt to their particular behaviour. Try offering her food or shelter; failing that, convince her to consume some alcohol. Much like us humans, they become inhibited and suggestible. It is important to remember that women are not people and can be easily fooled.

But seriously, what a disgusting attitude to have. How arrogant/chauvinistic do you have to be to think that women aren't aware of your objectives?
 
Fugu said:
Women are very diverse creatures, not unlike us humans. You will have to adapt to their particular behaviour. Try offering her food or shelter; failing that, convince her to consume some alcohol. Much like us humans, they become inhibited and suggestible. It is important to remember that women are not people and can be easily fooled.

But seriously, what a disgusting attitude to have. How arrogant/chauvinistic do you have to be to think that women aren't aware of your objectives?
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Raydeen said:
Smile.

Makes me laugh (and you'll know this Bleepy being a Lahhdner) when you go to places like Tiger Tiger or the usual chains that there's the dance floor and a dozen guys propped up against the walls watching the women with a moody scowl, thinking that if you look moody, girls will fly across the room onto your cock. No!

hahaha so true. BTW are you from south of the river?
Treat a hoe like a queen and a queen like a hoe.

Never thought about it that way, i once tried to date a girl who was making out with half the year in my freshman year. Thank God i dodged that bullet, girl was completely fucking insane. But anyway, regarding the above statement, i personally have noticed substance + indifference works wonders. The medical student who gets good grade, is built like a body builder and flirts but gives an air of indifference will have women's panties wet at the mention of his name. I remember being indifferent to one girl who was texting me, and it took her a while to get a hint. I also remember this one girl who my friends thought i was damn near in love with and she was playing hot and cold and then said she did not see myself that way. I was like cool. Then we meet up again after a year or two and i do not think she's as hot as i used to, and i am being a bit monosyllibic, barely maintain eye contact and being indifferent. As we said goodbye, she looked shocked and desperately waved goodbye to me as i said see ya.:lol :lol :lol The look will stay with me for all my life.
 
Dechaios said:
Sounds like someone needs to get laid... or develop a sense of humor.
So let me get this straight, if I don't pick up women I won't get laid? Do I have to lift them up above my head? Do they like to be spun, too? Because I can spin. No vomitting either.

I have a sense of humour; what's here isn't funny, it's arrogant and/or chauvinistic.
 
I feign disinterest. It's a powerful female aphrodisiac.

If I land it, I act like I have one foot out the door (this is good for stringing them along for a few months).
 
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