Pick up artist GAF: How do you pick up women?

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When I was in 8th grade, I was out snowboarding with a couple friends. We went into the lodge at one point to grab a drink and a bite to eat. As we came back out, there were these two girls standing outside talking. One is average looking, the other is really good looking. They were from Russia, and had that cute accent to their English.

So, what does my friend do? He says "hey why don't you come and sit on my lap?" and we all start laughing, but what do the girls do?

.................

They laugh, and approach him and start flirting with him.........long story short, he ended up dating the really good looking one for like a year.

WTF IS THIS SHIT???????????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRLS?????? :lol :lol
 
Fugu said:
So let me get this straight, if I don't pick up women I won't get laid? Do I have to lift them up above my head? Do they like to be spun, too? Because I can spin. No vomitting either.

I have a sense of humour; what's here isn't funny, it's arrogant and/or chauvinistic.
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:lol not sure if serious... if not, then good job.
 
Depends on the woman. Some are more comfortable if you are slightly awkward in a cute way. Some want you to sweep them off their feet. Some just need any attention from someone they find somewhat attractive. A smile never hurts.
 
Fugu said:
So let me get this straight, if I don't pick up women I won't get laid? Do I have to lift them up above my head? Do they like to be spun, too? Because I can spin. No vomitting either.

I have a sense of humour; what's here isn't funny, it's arrogant and/or chauvinistic.
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Yeah, you need to get laid.
 
Fugu said:
My girlfriend of two years probably wouldn't like me going out and picking up women. She might get the wrong idea.
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But it is the best way to work out and increase core strength.
 
alternatives to real interaction women:

1. Bishoujou Dating Games
2. Camwhore sites
3. addiction to depressants
4. rape
5. Dead or Alive Volleyball
 
With everyone going for the average 7-8 girls, sometimes its easier to go for a 9-10 cause most people won't have the balls to approach them.
 
MercuryLS said:
With everyone going for the average 7-8 girls, sometimes its easier to go for a 9-10 cause most people won't have the balls to approach them.
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I go for the 5-6's only to find that there egos have been inflated so much that I have no luck getting anywhere :lol...So maybe there's some truth in this.
 
HiResDes said:
I go for the 5-6's only to find that there egos have been inflated so much that I have no luck getting anywhere :lol...So maybe there's some truth in this.
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I go to clubs and pick the hottest girl I see and hit on her all night, I usually pull a number by the end of the night. I think they're just impressed that someone even has the balls to chat them up.
 
Lately they've been approaching me, so it's eliminated a lot of the work for me. :D But in general, I try to make some funny, contextually appropriate remark (possibly with a hint of smart-aleckness depending on the context) and then segue into a normal convo. If they laugh or are otherwise receptive I'm usually in. If they don't even laugh or reciprocate in some way, they're either flat-out not interested or too stuck up for me to really waste my time (I only say something when I KNOW it's funny, so if they don't laugh, something's wrong). You never want a girl who can't laugh anyway. That's my view, at least.
 
Raxel said:
Sort out the rest of your life. An independant, interesting, well groomed guy with a decent job, own place, own transport and well rounded personality (hardest part) won't be relying on openers and patterns to get with women.

If this is your life: Sleep, work, return home, heat up a microwave dinner while watching TV, back to sleep - to an attractive girl you're no different to the other five or so guys that hit on her that day.
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Agreed. Being interesting and independent are the two most important things. If you're spontaneous and very active (having a very varied and interesting life), women love that shit. They don't want to be with a guy that's stuck in a boring routine, cause well, that's f'n boring.
 
depends on type of women and type of men. so, im gonna speak as if a man can change his appearance and style, and character also.

im from Serbia but this is valid for the rest of the world, i think


TYPES OF GIRLS/WOMEN


1. power hunter

i dont know the word for a "sponsored girl" as we call them here, but it's not the money that drives them. it is a feeling of power that is usually alongside money. but not always.

what does she wants:

she wants: money, feeling of security, gifts, and most importantly - show off. even though she knows that BMW she rides in is not hers, she acts like it, even though she knows she didnt earn a penny for paying the bill in a club, she drinks most expensive drinks, and so on.

what does she look like:

the hottest girl you ever saw. that happened when she was 14-15, and first realized her best friend is giving her compliments, and she can use that to her own advantage. has no real friends, cause everyone wants to get some of that sweet ass. so they are faking it.

how to pick her up: (in this case, just for a night)

well, obviously the only way, unless you have shitload of money - is to lie you have a shitload of money. and - to see her for the first time. power hunter girl is untouchable if you know her personally already.

get fancy dressed, and lie - but with imagination - tell her something that she couldnt hear already, amaze her. examples:


"yeah, i went to japan last summer .. everyone was going Egypt and Mallorca an shit, but i had a business trip there, something with technology .. in Japan they have a flying car, did you know (ok, that's far enough, no flying cars)

"how would you like to be on a cover of a magazine .. ? **sending fake text to a fake friend** - done! call me, but - im busy, if im not answering - keep trying. "

you'll have her for a night, if your imagination goes beyond average joe. if you dont - then read a book, play Braid, watch "only fools and horses" - the liar's 101.

why is it worth it:

because she is damn hot. and sex is healthy.

to be continued. :)
 
The PickUp Podcast is a pretty good place to start. It was recommended long ago in the Girl-Age thread. They can get kinda "bro"-ish at times, but it seems like the least misogynistic and douchey pickup material I've encountered. Just start with all the early episodes on basic stuff, then pick and choose from there. You don't have to treat their word as gospel, you don't have to do everything they say if you don't want to. But you have to know the rules before you can break the rules. Once you understand why certain procedures are recommended and/or prohibited, you can bend or break the rules to suit your own style and personality.
 
MercuryLS said:
With everyone going for the average 7-8 girls, sometimes its easier to go for a 9-10 cause most people won't have the balls to approach them.
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HiResDes said:
I go for the 5-6's only to find that there egos have been inflated so much that I have no luck getting anywhere :lol...So maybe there's some truth in this.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol , there might be some truth to this.:lol :lol



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1: Be good looking.
2: Be funny.
3: Be quietly confident.
4: Listen to her and remember a few details (to drop at opportune moments and prove you're listening, build up in-jokes).
5: Maintain eye contact. Not creepy, playful.

7: Blowjobs.
 
lightless_shado said:
why are his pants so low
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SmokyDave said:
1: Be good looking.
2: Be funny.
3: Be quietly confident.
4: Listen to her and remember a few details (to drop at opportune moments and prove you're listening, build up in-jokes).
5: Maintain eye contact. Not creepy, playful.

7: Blowjobs.
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I remember once meeting this Canadian girl at a bus stop, i made conversation with her cracked jokes, then just before i was about to get off my stop i asked her for her number. She said sure, so i was putting down her number on my phone and i realised i could not remember her name:lol :lol :lol. So i asked her, what would you like me to put your number on my phone down as..... the look she gave.:lol :lol :lol
 
Fuck.. a lot of these things is too fucking difficult.

this is what I love about cam whores. They are just there. they dont care if you have been wearing the same wife beater for three weeks. they dont care about the smell.. they dont care about flushing the toilet or where I put the dirty laundry.

so you have to change yourself just to be with a girl? guys shouldnt be pushovers. all men should just fucking go on a strike. a no-cock strike, until they stop having demands and some shit.

people shouldn't change just to have other people like them?
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
Fuck.. a lot of these things is too fucking difficult.

this is what I love about cam whores. They are just there. they dont care if you have been wearing the same wife beater for three weeks. they dont care about the smell.. they dont care about flushing the toilet or where I put the dirty laundry.

so you have to change yourself just to be with a girl? guys shouldnt be pushovers. all men should just fucking go on a strike. a no-cock strike, until they stop having demands and some shit.

people shouldn't change just to have other people like them?
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You don't have to change anything, barring the most basic personal hygiene. The scratch card analogy is exactly right. Talk to enough women and eventually one will be receptive.
 
pseudocaesar said:
Buy them a vodka cranberry. Barney taught me that its every girls favourite drink. It FUCKING IS. Even if it isnt, it still is. They got batshit "OMG I LOVE VODKA CRANBERRY!".
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Well that's my girl's favorite drink at least.
 
I don't focus on getting numbers. I focus on building rapport and having a fun conversation. If both sides are genuinely laughing, everything else will work itself out naturally. I also second the vote for pickup podcast.
 
PickUp Podcast is great so long as you're not regarding them as the ultimate gurus whose advice you must take. Just filter everything they say and incorporate it into what you're comfortable with. For every piece of advice you ignore, just understand why that rule exists and do your best to counteract whatever negative repurcussions might come from not heeding their instructions. As I said, know the rules before you break the rules. There are plenty of girls to whom the rules don't necessarily apply, so just go with your instincts and play it by ear.
 
Walk up to a girl and tell her, "Look, you the baddest bitch in here." For you I would suggest not using "bitch" at first. Try beautiful or something. Good luck.
 
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