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[Juicy Bob]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

 

[Raddy100]

Time for Australia, that well known European country.

 

[kiyomi]

Do you believe that everything is a miracle now?

my friend

 

[Lucky Gonk]

This is a bit like LotR when Gollum's talking to himself.

 

[KraftyKrankins]

DAT BOI. DAT RAINBOW.

 

[Maoyama]

Oh, the Finnish commentator mentioned that this guy is a known advocate for "traditional family values"
Well, fuck that.

How hard must you work towards bigotry to me nominated homophobe of the year?

 

[Agram]

As others have said it, it's so stupid it's actually good.
Go Croatia

 

[Courage]

I take it you speak Portuguese to be able to define it as "corny" or is the entire genre "corny"?

Did you watch the performance?

 

[Cuddler]

Well, the song is definitely weird, I'm not sure if in a positive or negative way, but he's good!

Spoiler

and cute

 

[Apzu]

Do something amazing Australia, please, I need it

 

[oti]

.

Bravo Hits 97.
Katy Perry.
Que¿

 

[LoveCake]

Australia!!

I didn't know they were back?

 

[Tethur]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

oy oy oy vey

 

[Sesuadra]

Time for my favourite European country!

Go Australia!

 

[Carbonox]

Australia gave up after being robbed last year of #besteurovisionballad2016

 

[Hellraider]

Such a punchable face.

 

[mclem]

I'm mostly upset that the Azerbaijan song wasn't from Norway instead.

Spoiler

Bojack Norseman

 

[GreatEdmondo]

Luke Pasqualino's career really took a nosedive after The Musketeers ended

 

[nitronite]

Australia!!

I didn't know they were back?

They are now a permanent guest.

 

[Wollan]

Croatia was pretty cool.

 

[KraftyKrankins]

Australia brought Jodie Foster????

 

[cilonen]

This is probably the best effort so far.

 

[His Majesty]

those background images

i can't

 

[DECK'ARD]

Hard to love
Doesn't come easy
My love runs deep
It don't come cheap
No not with me!

Wow, I think we can all be taken aback by this level of insight.

 

[Cuddler]

Wait, Australia? I thought it would be a different guest country every year.

 

[Martinski43]

Time for Australia, that well known European country.

Well its almost Austria to be fair.

Australia had my fav song last year with the cute chick sitting on a thing. That was lit!

 

[Juicy Bob]

This isn't a patch on last year's effort

 

[Sesuadra]

They are now a permanent guest.

Best European decision in years

 

[def sim]

i wish i could understand the commentary ;_;

 

[Mesousa]

If Australia competes then so should New Zæland.

 

[oti]

those background images

i can't

I need gifs.

 

[Agram]

This guy loves himself way too much

 

[Portugeezer]

Croatia the highlight, lol.

 

[spekkeh]

I feel like this is a sly dig from Australia about the time that ESC gets broadcasted.

We're sleeping, YOU'RE SLEEPING, bitches.

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz

 

[TCRS]

Wait, Australia? I thought it would be a different guest country every year.

every other country: 'yeah no, thanks'

 

[DukeBobby]

This might be the most forgettable song ever made.

 

[Violet_0]

From semi-finals

,

 

[Lovely Salsa]

If Australia competes then so should New Zæland.

We eat kiwis for breakfast here

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Shitty song. 0/10.

 

[G.ZZZ]

This dude has the worst dress, like is bad but non-ironically like the other ones.

 

[Hanmik]

Now he is just copying Denmark..

 

[chromatic9]

Our European barbequing surfer friends

 

[Syder]

Why are you bending your knees like that?

 

[KraftyKrankins]

Sexy eyebrows bruh.

 

[AnythingBut]

Someone gif this aussi bloke's eyebrows flying off his face please.

 

[830920]

Dude looks like Australian Alexander Rybak.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

those background images

i can't

Only good thing about the song. And by good I mean terrible

 

[Juicy Bob]

Yeah, that's not going to win.

 

[ElectronicOldMen]

his coat's alright

thats the extent of my analysis for this one