Zombie James
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Poor baby having another tantrum.
NYT: Comey Memo Says Trump Asked Him to End Flynn Investigation
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Poor baby having another tantrum.
At this point it would have to be "Comey survives failed assassination attempt. Internal FBI officials say suspect arrested has known ties to Trump administration."
Fox version: Hillary attempts assassination on Comey
It happens when he is away too long from his gold plated rooms in Trump Tower. Dude needs to recharge like Bizzaro.
Then the White House will release a statement saying they had nothing to do with it, followed by Trump tweeting "yeah, I did it, Comey is a bad guy. BIGLY".
Shadow Puppetry
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Bingo.
Escape Goat
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Melania's long form birth certificate found. Born Melania Putin.
Hierophant
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"Trump in an apparent blistering rage, defecates onto the White House lawn"
Spicer will deny the Holocaust again, like a good little soldier.
TheCochese
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Trump launches preemptive strike on North Korea.
Kasich is a wolf in wolf's clothing. He's just not rabid.
I would be honestly surprised if Trump doesn't confirm the memo in a tweet along the lines of "Yes, I ask Comey to stop the pointless "investigation" and start helping the american people!"
"President Trump pulls out of planned trip overseas"
Imperfected
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"BREAKING NEWS: Baron Trump found to be completely fictional pseudonym of Vladimir Putin; 'still the best at cyber', says President."
Bam Bam Baklava
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@jdawsey1
At end of call, Trump aide told me tonight he was "exhausted beyond belief." I responded: "Are you tired of winning?" He laughed & hung up.
At end of call, Trump aide told me tonight he was "exhausted beyond belief." I responded: "Are you tired of winning?" He laughed & hung up.
AlexFlame116
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RustyNails
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Intern says Trump tried to rape her.
Jerm411
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Like America would care about a 15th accuser
Trump issues mass, blanket pardons for entire staff, self.
maybe not tomorrow, but sometime reaaaaal soon
Robdraggoo
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That eould do it. But gop response:
"Eh"
Or my new favorite courtesy of Rubio
"He has the right to do it"
GOP: What was she wearing? Was she asking for it?!
Mine is "it is what it is" As if they can't do anything about it.
Ziltoidia 9
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You know I was going to make a joke about Ivanka not having a job title in the white house, but I feel that it would be too far.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Trump: "I think president Trump can stop any investigation he wants!"
Bobby Roberts
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"Who else did nasty Comey have get on the phone and leak FAKE NEWS to? Bad at his job and VERY untrustworthy"
TheCochese
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I can't wait to see what comes up next on Days of our Spiceys.
Evening Musuko
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Ziltoidia 9
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Well the last two days we have had bomb shells at about 5pm so I guess I'll expect more tomorrow then.
nah babe just you and me living the vanilla life that night
Rockin' Ranger
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GOP responds: "What the President does with an intern is no business of ours."
This gif alone would have cost any other politician (D) the nomination or election.
People ask me why Democrats don't stay on a single disciplined message, and I always tell the truth, it's because they're not dumbasses who can rally around a single item at the expense of all other rational thought.
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Bam Bam Baklava
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The better one should be an on the ground report quoting Jameston McGillsy from Hobodunken Pennsylvania still supports him and says he likes the way he makes the media mad.
Dead Prince
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Season Finale is almost here.
Guys... you're missing the context:
-I hope you can see your way clear to "letting this go", to "letting Flynn go
-He is a "good guy". I hope you can let this "go.
-Mr. Comey should consider putting reporters in "prison" for publishing "classified information".
See how the quotes in the right places make the difference? Actually... claiming he was joking might be his best defense.
-I hope you can see your way clear to "letting this go", to "letting Flynn go
-He is a "good guy". I hope you can let this "go.
-Mr. Comey should consider putting reporters in "prison" for publishing "classified information".
See how the quotes in the right places make the difference? Actually... claiming he was joking might be his best defense.
Should've been arrested right there. Policemen behaved like pussies to be honest. People down on the ground getting kicked in the head and all they do is gently push agressors away?
Fuck me.