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Dude is a creationist but his position on retirement is um, unusual...

My God

This dude is nuttier than squirrel shit.

 

[Fat4all]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.

who says he 'bounced up'?



and again with the panties

 

[Vimes]

Gianforte's statement:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/867538098359545858

This is the kind of shit you tell your parents after you hit your younger sibling.

 

[kevin1025]

I wasn't condoning it, might want to unwad your panties.

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.



Sounds like you're someone who hasn't been bodyslammed.

Good lord.

 

[~Kinggi~]

who says he 'bounced up'?



and again with the panties

it was 'liberal panties' before he edited. Seems like another lost soul on the GAF

 

[Nepenthe]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.

Guys, he wasn't assaulted enough.

And lol at you taking out the "liberal" part.

 

[Surfinn]

CNN panel was joking (among more serious discussion) about it and said they don't think there will be prosecution.. The hell? That surprised me

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

A lot of people interpret the bible completely literally.

I can buy someone getting as old as 600 years by god's grace or something like that but you have to be pretty stupid to get lost in a desert for 40 years with thousands of people. You'd take much less time cartographing it systematically with that many people.

 

[whyamihere]

He will now win in a landslide. He just ignited the base in proving that he is willing to do what it takes to purge the earth of liberal scum and fake news. Who hasn't wanted to slap a liberal that spreads lies and arrogantly uses "facts" to proclaim superiority.

Unfortunately, that's the world we live in right now. Someone is posting the above right now in a different forum, believing every word

One more time for the people in the back:

Trump's base isn't large enough to win you an election in most states, including Montana.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

It's funny that the audio went national before they had time to write a statement. Bwhahaha

 

[Lifeline]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.



Sounds like you're someone who hasn't been bodyslammed.

Awww, why'd you edit your post? You gotta have conviction, let everyone know how you really feel.

 

[chekhonte]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.



Sounds like you're someone who hasn't been bodyslammed.

I guess you can't call him a fragile snowflake then.

 

[Buckle]

I love that brief pause right after the reporter said "You just body slammed me and broke my glasses".

In the short uncomfortable silence, you can hear the sound of Gianforte thinking about how he just seriously fucked up.

"Oh thats right. I did do that. Well...shit."

 

[The Technomancer]

That fucking audio

 

[jerry113]

Who else thinks this won't be enough to turn the tide in favor of the Democrats tomorrow? If this clip had come out a few days before, there would've been enough time for everyone to learn of this. But how many voters are going to even know of this event when they go to vote in the morning tomorrow?

 

[RustyNails]

This is the kind of shit you tell your parents after you hit your younger sibling.

Mooom, timmy just ran into my fist I swear

 

[Lord Frieza]

CNN panel was joking (among more serious discussion) about it and said they don't think there will be prosecution.. The hell? That surprised me

Where did they get that from?

 

[Kusagari]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.



Sounds like you're someone who hasn't been bodyslammed.

I don't condone this attack but I'm not going to say anything about the attacker and instead attack the guy assaulted. But I'm not a Republican or supporter of this politician! Scouts honor guys!

 

[sturgboski]

This is the kind of shit you tell your parents after you hit your younger sibling.

Well it was either that or "I tried to cushion his fall as he decided to jump through a table."

Who else thinks this won't be enough to turn the tide in favor of the Democrats tomorrow? If this clip had come out a few days before, there would've been enough time for everyone to learn of this. But how many voters are going to even know of this event when they go to vote in the morning tomorrow?

Well, assuming it got plastered everywhere AND assuming Montana has recognized the mistake that is a GOP Congress with 45 at the helm, folks would need to figure out how to go back in time and resubmit their mailed in ballots. Apparently such a thing is big over there. The mailed ballot part, not the going back in time thing.

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

I learned it from watching you, Dad!

 

[Woo-Fu]

You were minimizing it. It's disgusting.

No I wasn't. I didn't say it wasn't assault. If you're disgusted it is because you want to be disgusted. Typical feeding frenzy around here when it comes to politics.

 

[Surfinn]

Where did they get that from?

They were speculating. But they treated the whole kinda like a joke.

 

[Fat4all]

I love that brief pause right after the reporter said "You just body slammed me and broke my glasses".

In the short uncomfortable silence, you can hear the sound of Gianforte thinking about how he just seriously fucked up.

"Oh thats right. I did do that. Well...shit."

And then he fuckin' booked it without talking to anyone.

"Gotta buy some time, get a statement talking up how the liberal crashed our BBQ"

No I wasn't.

bullshit

 

[HotHamBoy]

I am an expert in body slammings and after listening to the audio recording multiple times I can tell you that, not only did he not even get body slammed, I doubt he even had glasses.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

No I wasn't. I didn't say it wasn't assault. If you're disgusted it is because you want to be disgusted. Typical feeding frenzy around here when it comes to politics.

For good fucking reason.

 

[Lord Frieza]

Who else thinks this won't be enough to turn the tide in favor of the Democrats tomorrow? If this clip had come out a few days before, there would've been enough time for everyone to learn of this. But how many voters are going to even know of this event when they go to vote in the morning tomorrow?

If you read the thread, many think this. But on your other point, this shit has already hit national news, it'll be all over the radio and local news tonight and tomorrow​ morning. No way that anyone in that small a place doesn't know all about it by sunrise tomorrow

 

[Woo-Fu]

I don't condone this attack but I'm not going to say anything about the attacker and instead attack the guy assaulted. But I'm not a Republican or supporter of this politician! Scouts honor guys!

I didn't attack him. Keep trying to put words in my mouth though if it makes you feel better. Meanwhile I'll move on.

 

[jerry113]

Let's say that he wins the election but then later is found guilty by the police for aggravated assault. What happens then? He just gets put behind bars and the office is left empty?

 

[GrandHarrier]

CNN panel was joking (among more serious discussion) about it and said they don't think there will be prosecution.. The hell? That surprised me

Rich people get off all the time. It's nothing new.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.

There is nothing remotely unusual about that at all.

 

[Foffy]

he realizes numbers in the old testament are symbolic, right? Or does he actually think moses and his people got lost in the desert for 40 years.

He is a creationist. Supports organizations like Family Research Council that, I shit you not, wish to criminalize homosexuality.

This man is pure GOP.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

I didn't attack him. Keep trying to put words in my mouth though if it makes you feel better. Meanwhile I'll move on.

No I wasn't. I didn't say it wasn't assault. If you're disgusted it is because you want to be disgusted. Typical feeding frenzy around here when it comes to politics.

Keeping digging that hole!

 

[kcp12304]

Same Reporter:

 

[Surfinn]

Rich people get off all the time. It's nothing new.

I was just surprised at how dismissive and jokey the panel was about the whole thing

 

[Nepenthe]

No I wasn't. I didn't say it wasn't assault. If you're disgusted it is because you want to be disgusted. Typical feeding frenzy around here when it comes to politics.

How dare you have empathy for a person who was assaulted? Typical liberals-- I mean, Gaffers.

 

[Stinkles]

I am an expert in body slammings and after listening to the audio recording multiple times I can tell you that, not only did he not even get body slammed, I doubt he even had glasses.

I'm an expert on body slamming anecdotes and this one rings true.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

That statement is shockingly bad. Wow.

 

[Xe4]

Too bad there's not video of the event. Audio is good, but not as obvious to everyone as video would be.

 

[Prof. Bathtub]

When a guy like this talks about solutions, I don't know what to think.

(Local reporter from about a month ago.)

 

[TheOohChild]

It's funny that the audio went national before they had time to write a statement. Bwhahaha

And the fact they even acknowledge the reporter had a recording device in his hand

 

[Suikoguy]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.



Sounds like you're someone who hasn't been bodyslammed.



Ad hominem, pretty classy yourself, "bro".

Were you beatup as a Child or something?

 

[Fat4all]

I'm an expert on body slamming anecdotes and this one rings true.

So you're the one who put that weird body-slamming recording Easter Egg in Halo 5!

 

[Randolph Freelander]

I'm an expert on body slamming anecdotes and this one rings true.

I'm an expert on experts, and you just shot yourself in the foot.

I think that's where this one escalates to.

 

[jellies_two]

Another reporter witnessed the reporters feet flying through the air. I don't think he will get much traction from pretending they both fell over struggling for a phone. It was an assault. If the reporter tried that move on a GOP candidate he would be in leg irons right now staring at 5 to 10 years in prison.

 

[Stinkles]

I didn't attack him. Keep trying to put words in my mouth though if it makes you feel better. Meanwhile I'll move on.

Well you inferred he is a liar and tried to entrap a politician but apart from that you didn't attack him no.

 

[Alucrid]

Were you beatup as a Child or something?

not beat up, just body slammed

 

[Buckle]

1 He's got weird religious issues.

2 He's a violent psychopath.

3 And he's knee deep in russia.

He should run for president in 2020.

 

[Tovarisc]

Where did they get that from?

One of their legal experts said this is unlikely to see prosecution and hinted that there will be moves made to try make this go away silently by saying "Temperaments just ran little high".

He wasn't really making joke out of this, but I imagine he has seen cases like this and how they have been just made go away through quiet settling etc.

 

[Fancyarcher]

Gianforte's statement:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/867538098359545858

So he admitted he's guilty.

 

[The Technomancer]

I didn't condone the act, unwad thy panties. I'm not republican, btw. I'm not a supporter of this politician. Just saying, Ben gets bodyslammed and then bounces right up complaining about his broken glasses and repeating the phrase multiple times to make sure he has it on audio.

I got hit by a car and stood up after rolling to hit the ground