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mod edit: We're all for fun and games but there are specific sites/communities dedicated to this such as https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/ - they would probably be a better fit. Everyone knows gaffers are a creationists wet dream



Hello everyone,

As I said earlier this week I lost a bet with a friend. The bet itself is unremarkable and not worth telling, but the outcome I hope you'll love.

I have been on Gaf almost a year now lurking and sometimes leaving a comment and this is my first Thread.

What I ask, or even better, what I HAVE to ask of you is to roast me as hard as you can, unleash your evil on me.

This is the price I have to pay, the penance I have to endure. The way I see it, at least I get to be roasted like a famous star.

I'll leave a couple of photos, you can meme them, modify them, insult me directly or indirectly etc... You have carte blanche

Of course, try to respect the forum rules ( no porn etc), everything else is allowed.

I'll pick a winner in 48h, I will not respond to anybody unless explicitly summoned.

 

[Papa]

Shut up, slut

Oh you mean like a spit roast? Pass

 

[Hideous Snake]

So, you want me to unleash my inner Jeff Ross? ...... I can't do it, you look like a nice lad

All I'll say is: I can see my future through your 65" forehead

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[captainraincoat]

If men could have babies i think freddie mercury fucked michael cera and he gave birth to you

Op
Shave that head and grow a goatee and you would look fine ....thats what i do

 

[Papa]

tbh that first pic looks like an avatar Xaero Gravity would wear

 

[Bullet Club]

I found another pic of the OP:

 

[Papa]

I found another pic of the OP:

Nah Wills doesn't have them dick suckin lips

 

[captainraincoat]

Op can you draw a magic marker on your lip like this

 

[GymWolf]

Edit IMPORTANT

Close this fucking topic.

My friend from another forum told me that the OP is using his photos to open this topic because of an old grudge they have.

Close this topic and ban the OP please.

I'm all for joking etc. But this is crossing the line.

Hey op, my friend already called postal police, you are in trouble idiot.

 

[captainraincoat]

 

[GymWolf]

Edit IMPORTANT

Close this fucking topic.

My friend from another forum told me that the OP is using his photos to open this topic because of an old grudge they have.

Close this topic and ban the OP please.

I'm all for joking etc. But this is crossing the line.

Hey op, my friend already called postal police, you are in trouble idiot.

 

[captainraincoat]

more photoshop fun on a smartphone

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Why should I give you this much attention, unknown poster?

 

[mekes]

Chemo hit you really hard? I could check my hair on your forehead

AND I'm reporting your pictures to Chris Hansen

 

[captainraincoat]

Wait lets test this first..does he Reeeeeee

 

[Husky]

this is basically how I see you

 

[jufonuk]

No

 

[Elektro Demon]

 

[Skyr]

You look a bit like that one British gay serial rapist/killer. Stephen Port.

 

[Airola]

Op
Shave that head and grow a goatee and you would look fine ....thats what i do

No, shaving yourself bald to hide you are going bald is stupid and absurd. It's the ultimate combover and a sham, even worse than whatever Trump is hiding with his piece of work.

It's the worst thing you can do to pussy out from showing you are a man.

Now that said, going on-topic, it's not as bad of a thing as it is to have an internet nickname of a Witcher character. I first assumed the OP has his own name as his name here and was ready to make fun of it, like what kind of a name is Sigismund Dijkstra, like what the hell did your parents hate you or something, but then I googled it and it's some Witcher bullshit. Like, dude! Well at least you are showing you are going bald like a man but then you make a 180 degree turn with your nickname and go full wimp nerd retard with it. It's seriously worse than having an anime avatar.

 

[Thing on a Spring]

You look like ProJared's retarded brother.

I better not get banned for this, you asked for it.

 

[JimiNutz]

You look like Butt-Head but older, balder and uglier.
Damn.

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Pyat Pree posts on GAF!

 

[Constant Flux]

No, shaving yourself bald to hide you are going bald is stupid and absurd. It's the ultimate combover and a sham, even worse than whatever Trump is hiding with his piece of work.

It's the worst thing you can do to pussy out from showing you are a man.

Now that said, going on-topic, it's not as bad of a thing as it is to have an internet nickname of a Witcher character. I first assumed the OP has his own name as his name here and was ready to make fun of it, like what kind of a name is Sigismund Dijkstra, like what the hell did your parents hate you or something, but then I googled it and it's some Witcher bullshit. Like, dude! Well at least you are showing you are going bald like a man but then you make a 180 degree turn with your nickname and go full wimp nerd retard with it. It's seriously worse than having an anime avatar.

You got a problem with anime avatars, soyboy?

 

[Airola]

You got a problem with anime avatars, soyboy?

Not with those that have boobies.

 

[Constant Flux]

Not with those that have boobies.

Boobies are good.

 

[HarryKS]

Good teeth. Seriously.

 

[Thabass]

So you're Peyton Manning's long lost retard. I bet he's been looking for you.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I thought you were pretty funny in Grandma's Boy JP.

 

[Gloggins]

You genuinely look like a goober.

 

[Turnt]

You look like you get off on people from GAF insulting you. Did you lose the bet on purpose?

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Deleted member 762073]

I am going to pepper your fantasy a bit.

My friend is not satisfied, he wants you to know I am Italian and I like Anime.

Go bonkers with photoshop...

 

[mekes]

Theres a good Italian men - expectations vs reality in there somewhere

 

[Skyr]

 

[DESTROYA]

Not enough incentive for us man! Most dont know you so unless you offer up something worthwhile not worth our time.
Nothing personal but we need a actuall reason to shit on you it's not the same if you ask for it.

 

[Scotty W]

You look like the type who would vote for Berlusconi, again.

 

[ipukespiders]

OP should provide proof that is him in the pics. Otherwise, we could be roasting his friend for him. You see, that is the kind of 4D chess I would play.

 

[Orpheum]

You look like the grown up human version of that godawful Chucky Offspring

 

[ThatStupidLion]

frankly, youre not worth roasting.

also, its cheating to ask to be roasted. everyone secretly wants to be roasted.

 

[Foamy]

Pretty sure I used to beat you up all the time in high school.

 

[Pejo]

I think you're an alright guy OP.

 

[MilkyJoe]

That reminds me, i need light bulbs and Aqua Tenn Hunger Force dvds

 

[GymWolf]

Boobies are good.

Yours are not boobies but the most annoying shonen character of the last 10 years tho

 

[poppabk]

Do you have any pictures where you aren't doing volunteer work in a third world country. It's hard to rag on someone when they are in what looks like Beirut or a filthy hovel where they are obviously helping people who are destitute.

 

[MaestroMike]

OPs so poor he can't afford a camera with flash

 

[888]

You look like Butt-Head but older, balder and uglier.
Damn.

This was my first thought. It's the mouth.

 

[MetalAlien]

You look like the Derp female vampire from 30 Days of Night.

 

[bronk]

OP you're Dahmer adjacent