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[The Pleasure]

I was in the bathroom.blowing it up while playing on my phone. I thought I finished as the toilet paper was clean after a few wipes, and I remembered the topic at hand. I pushed while wiping and not only did more come out, but I felt a Chairman Tickles . So to TrainedRage I tip a fedora at you for this useful knowledge. You have enriched gaf and made it a cleaner place. Now go to a smash tournament and spread the word

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[haxan7]

keep pushing ladies and gentlemen

 

[DESTROYA]

Waiting for the inevitable complaints of prolapsed but holes trying this method.

 

[jshackles]

Waiting for the inevitable complaints of prolapsed but holes trying this method.

 

[The Pleasure]

Dr halp. I have a problem. There's a big crack in my butt.

 

[Son Tofu]

Are we going to call it a trainedrage from now on?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Are we going to call it a trainedrage from now on?

Do you wanna know what I call a Son Tofu?

 

[Son Tofu]

Do you wanna know what I call a Son Tofu?

Nah. I don't need to know about your masturbatory habits.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

 

[The Pleasure]

Are we going to call it a trainedrage from now on?

I trained my rage against my asshole for toilet paper nirvana.

 

[Son Tofu]

I've taken to calling my double flushers a Jesus Carbomb .

 

[The Pleasure]

I've taken to calling my double flushers a Jesus Carbomb .

Training rage is my game
Attacking toilets is my game
Guess what? That toilets about to get my rage

 

[GHG]

Waiting for the inevitable complaints of prolapsed but holes trying this method.

Fear not, Bullet Club shared a solution for this very problem earlier:

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Push without fear, frozen potatoes are here.

 

[Tesseract]

wtf

 

[The Pleasure]

wtf

Alexander Hamilton

 

[Elektro Demon]

TFW I can't make high quality poop threads and this guy can with his low quality shit.

Spoiler

but you are pushing it friend, we get free passes for a lotta stuff and this is a great way to ruin that

 

[Musky_Cheese]

How are y'all not getting fully done when pooping?

 

[Tesseract]

Alexander Hamilton

stone cold steve austin

 

[DESTROYA]

Fear not, Bullet Club shared a solution for this very problem earlier:

Doctors warning people not to insert frozen potatoes in latest home remedy

Doctors warning people not to insert frozen potatoes in latest home remedy People are trying it because they are too embarrassed to go to the doctor Sufferers too embarrassed to seek medical help are trying the latest wacky 'home remedy', but doctors have warned it could be dangerous and you...

www.neogaf.com

Push without fear, frozen potatoes are here.

All in 1 solution , OK I guess that works, just don't eat the fries.

 

[Tesseract]

keep pushing ladies and gentlemen

that's a descartes quote, you fucking false prophet

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

How are y'all not getting fully done when pooping?

You know Max Scherzer has hemorrhoids

You can just tell.

 

[Tesseract]

how do you even get hemorrhoids, are you people not doing yer kegels or something

 

[Elektro Demon]

how do you even get hemorrhoids, are you people not doing yer kegels or something

Aren't kegels for women? I thought kegels were a vaginal exercise.

 

[GHG]

All in 1 solution , OK I guess that works, just don't eat the fries.

Why waste good food during these hard times?

When you are home quarantined due to the Coronavirus and you're down to your last potato due to your constantly prolapsing anus you shall eat the fries and you will like them.

 

[Tesseract]

Aren't kegels for women? I thought kegels were a vaginal exercise.

pelvic floor muscles tho

 

[Son Tofu]

how do you even get hemorrhoids, are you people not doing yer kegels or something

Fat bodies get them because the weight puts too much strain on the veins that line the colon.

 

[GHG]

Fat bodies get them because the weight puts too much strain on the veins that line the colon.

Elektro Demon

You have all this and more to look forward to.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Elektro Demon

You have all this and more to look forward to.

I just know that this dude shouldn't be allowed to make such poor poop threads.
No class at all.

 

[Hideous Snake]

Congratulations. Thank you for the fucking useless thread

 

[Son Tofu]

Waiting for the inevitable complaints of prolapsed but holes trying this method.

Do you care to share your story?

 

[The Pleasure]

Shoulda went Neon Genesis Brapgavelion

 

[TrainedRage]

I told y'all it was more efficient. Now try it on the first wipe.

#prolapsegang

 

[Tesseract]

yuh'awl need krishna

 

[TrainedRage]

yuh'awl need krishna

Is that the one with all the hands? that could be useful in the process. I will start praying to her.

 

[Son Tofu]

yuh'awl need krishna

Shitting on the streets and shitting between sheets. or something.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Shitting on the streets and shitting between sheets. or something.

Pooping in bed?

 

[Son Tofu]

Pooping in bed?

Krisha told me to.

 

[The Pleasure]

stone cold steve austin

Brett favre

 

[Mod of War]