Alright console warriors of both Microsoft and Sony! Make sure you are following your console fanboy insecurity protocol now that PS5 is going to be talked about! In case you've not been staying on top of things here is how you are supposed to argue.
If your console has more TF make sure you never shut up about it. Nothing else matters to you. TF's are king for your cause. No games even matter. This is critically important because odds are you have no clue in hell what a TeraFlop even is and that is fine. It is just a number and so long as the console that makes you feel secure has a bigger number you are golden!
Now--on the chance that your console has fewer TF's than the enemy your purchasing justification priorities are as follows:
- CPU clock speed and number of cores. Again this is just a number but as long as your number is bigger you've got those precious bragging rights and most importantly self worth.
- Hard Drive Size. It's all about those Terabytes of storage baby! If you're lucky your console of choice has a larger hard drive. Should that be the case you've just won the damn fanboy lottery my friends!
- Form factor. It doesn't matter what the console even looks like--your console is better. Find something remotely close in the real world that resembles that filthy other console and mercilessly make fun of it for that. Series X is totes a refrigerator and if the PS5 sticks with a traditional look it totally is a 1990's VCR. There--gave you a freebee.
- Whatever console you plan to buy has the best controller. Doesn't matter if Microsoft resurrects the Duke or Sony removes their thumbsticks. That controller is 10x better than the console you're not buying. Never forget that.
- First party games. Loyalty matters and 1st party studios keep their lights only by you fighting in every Twitter post about how their first party titles are superior. You need not even buy the games that the beauty of it because everyone knows that Naughty Dog care way more about you being a pedantic prick on Twitter about their game to someone who prefers Gears Of War!
- Lastly. And probably the most important one. The fanboys for the other consoles are thee worst. They're way worse than your console fanboys by far.
In closing--just have fun with it y'know? Its not considered being an asshole when you are fighting on behalf of a mega corporation that cares only about your money.