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[Cunth]

Ranks up there with having to poo as something I don't wanna waste time on. Is there another way?

 

[Rbk_3]

A good poo is fantastic. What you talking about?

 

[Cunth]

A good poo is fantastic. What you talking about?

But then you gotta wipe that sucka

 

[Hinedorf]

Showering is one of the greatest privileges on the planet, take pride in that shit!

 

[DESTROYA]

Poo while taking a shower, you kill 2 birds with one stone.

 

[Ikutachi]

But then you gotta wipe that sucka

Don't forget your ghost poop thread.

 

[Cunth]

Don't forget your ghost poop thread.

how could I. Best week of my life

 

[Richard Packer]

Australians are fucking gross.

 

[Cunth]

Australians are fucking gross.

Your country has more wu flu I bet

 

[Richard Packer]

Take a shower before Melon forces you to. You heathen.

 

[Rival]

Poo then immediately take a shower. Eliminates the need for wiping and saves money on TP.

 

[Birdo]

Have a shower in drag.

 

[Elektro Demon]

But then you gotta wipe that sucka

Taking a massive toilet clogging dump while browsing GAF on phone and smoking a cigarette is one of the best things in life.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Taking a massive toilet clogging dump while browsing GAF on phone and smoking a cigarette is one of the best things in life.

And you do it 24/7, I bet.

 

[Elektro Demon]

And you do it 24/7, I bet.

No just in the morning while I'm setting up a booty call with your mom.

 

[Rat Rage]

Is there another way?

Ask the Smash Community.

 

[Armorian]

Poo while taking a shower, you kill 2 birds with one stone.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

a great shit is one of the most underrated things in life

showers are meh. but if you are quarantining, you don't need to take them?

 

[Donwel]

I shower every day, mostly due to a medical condition that I got years ago.
Basically I got abscesses on my body that used to leak infection constantly.
Fucking horrid condition, but it's under control now and I shower daily out of habit.
For those curious the condition is hidradenitis suppurativa.

 

[Super Mario]

Poo while taking a shower, you kill 2 birds with one stone.

 

[ipukespiders]

Is there a third option?

 

[RainblowDash]

I love showering, its so soothing.

 

[TaySan]

Shower>Bath any day.

In and out fast.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I love showering. I usually feel a little better after a decent shower.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Showering is also a good time to get a wank in.

 

[Virex]

I fucking hate Australians so much.

 

[The Pleasure]

Ranks up there with having to poo as something I don't wanna waste time on. Is there another way?

Smash alert smash alert. Possible smash bros player in this topic. Time to initiate shower protocol.

 

[Kacho]

What? Ain't nothing better than feeling fresh and proper after a hot shower.

 

[n0razi]

But then you gotta wipe that sucka

So you are complaining about wiping, not pooing

I actually remember a kid doing #1 during Summer Camp (was around age 10 or so)... he apparently had to shit while in the community shower and figured he would mash it down the drain but it clogged up the drain and most of it bunched up on top. He was ridiculed for YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ranks up there with having to poo as something I don't wanna waste time on. Is there another way?

You play smash?

 

[DESTROYA]

Showering is also a good time to get a wank in.

You'll use up all the hot water that way and up with your hair like this

 

[Super Mario]

I actually remember a kid doing #1 during Summer Camp (was around age 10 or so)... he apparently had to shit while in the community shower and figured he would mash it down the drain but it clogged up the drain and most of it bunched up on top. He was ridiculed for YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSS

As he should be. Everyone knows you go #2. It's just a matter of respect

 

[Woo-Fu]

The only thing better than showering is sleeping. I get up, take a shower, then go back to sleep.

 

[Barnabot]

quite the contrary i think sweating is a drag that's why you need to shower

 

[Grinchy]

Just freeze yourself for 200 years. When you wake up, they will have the technology available where your bed is also a chamber that washes you, works your muscles out, pulls your solid and liquid wastes out, ect.

You will wake up for the day and your bedpod will convert to a mobile transport that moves you around and converts your thoughts into speech so you don't even have to waste your energy talking.

 

[Cunth]

The only thing better than showering is sleeping. I get up, take a shower, then go back to sleep.

im too busy solving the worlds problems i guess

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

im too busy solving the worlds problems i guess

This is the part where you tell us why you quit Gaf and went to Africa for a year.

 

[triplestation]

i wonder what kangaroos do when it rains

i bet nobody's seen that

 

[Impotaku]

Is there a third option?

 

[Insane Metal]

WTF are you on. Pooing is good and taking a shower is wonderful. You dirty snob

 

[Thabass]

Clean yourself you filthy fucking nerd.

 

[TrainedRage]

Browsing GAF while in the shower on my water resistant phone is what I live for tho. Why would you say this?!?!
Im lathering my balls right now!!!

 

[Cunth]

Browsing GAF while in the shower on my water resistant phone is what I live for tho. Why would you say this?!?!
Im lathering my balls right now!!!

 

[Rockondevil]

I do it because I got to, but man do I really not want to.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

OP has truly fallen from grace.

Rehashing threads he's made back in his heyday is pretty SAD!

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Showers can be epic if you have a nice setup, but god tier is always a Japanese style bath.

 

[pennythoughts]

Ask the Smash Community.

you wanna know why smashers hate showers so much?

they can't figure out what a quarter circle is

 

[Barsinister]

 

[haxan7]

Cunth has some pretty nice tits

 

[Foamy]

But then you gotta wipe that sucka

No need for wiping. Use this bad boy and your butt will be spotless.