-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
gaf, have you ever met an Australian?
- Thread starter Cunth
- Start date
Richard Packer
Gold Member
He triped on his shoe laces and fell in a fountain.
and 3 others
Banned
Can't say I ever have. Wouldn't mind, they all seem chill.
DunDunDunpachi
Banned
I have yet to be convinced it's a real place.
Bullet Club
Banned
I have.
lock2k
Banned
Yeah, When I had my store one Australian came, out of nowhere, to check out some games. He looked like a fisherman and was a cool guy.
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
It’s the place where dreams come true
DunDunDunpachi
Banned
Well I agree with you on the 'dreams' aspect.
SpartanN92
Banned
We banged and then I ghosted her because I didn’t like how she called BBQ Grills “Barbys” and how she always wanted to grill a shrimp (just 1 shrimp, that’s not enough!)
mcz117chief
Member
He was a cashier in a Pizza Hut in Nagasaki, a nice lad, probably around 45 years old.
and 3 others
Banned
Sakura Doritos
Member
Several in fact. Like DunDun, I remain skeptical it’s not just an inside joke. However, drop bears are of nightmares.
The ninja farmer
Member
She was very nice and pleasant. Gave me directions to a restaurant
Then she went back to having sex with her brother (she did say Cunth said ‘g’day’)
Then she went back to having sex with her brother (she did say Cunth said ‘g’day’)
triplestation
Member
on pubg squads
everyone kept asking him if he was thor
everyone kept asking him if he was thor
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
Was he?
nush
Member
I've met many, but the best one was when I was 16 and there was this super hot blonde Aussie girl called Sam who was backpacking around the world and got a job at the cinema I was working at. I was at the time just 16, babyfaced and so looked younger than that. So she was not just out of my league but out of my whole dimension, and I accepted the reality presented to me. Meanwhile every British toothed council estate bloke that worked there was fawning over her and making passes as if she was even going to give their uncultured arses even hint of a chance.
So being a cinema part of the job was to sit on a small fold out chair at the back of the screen to watch the audience. During one of the many times I was avoiding work I'd go into one of the screens and just watch a movie for a bit so the managers could not see me. I went into a showing of as I remember the original Ninja Turtles movie to kill some time. Sam was sitting on the fold out chair and as I was standing next to her she saw me and said "Hey, no need to stand, you can sit here" Indicating I could sit on her lap. (This in 100% true, I'm not bullshitting for GAF cred). You're damn right I took up that offer! For clarity she only did that because I had that babyfaced little brother thing going on, so no she wasn't going to fuck me dude.
So I'm sitting there trying not to pop a boner and another memeber of staff walks in and see us. He then goes out and a few other guys just casually pop in and out seeing that baby Nush had got further with Sam than any of them ever had. I was a legend for about a week.
S
SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Not outside the internet. They sure love to shitpost.
and 3 others
Banned
Damn, I was trying to fend off a rager reading that.
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
U should hear us in real life
and 3 others
Banned
Randbot my favorite aussie!
Richard Packer
Gold Member
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
10 years ago, I briefly had a girl from Australia as a podcast co-host, It didn't go well, she was a psychopath. She lasted 5 episodes before she had to be replaced.
triplestation
Member
who knows
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
I've been served by many an Australian in many a pub, back when they were a thing.
nush
Member
Australians or pubs?
ScarletSpider
Banned
.
Last edited:
HellforLeather
Member
Yes, they were total Cunths
D
Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
Many, they called me mate and said good on ya and shit like that. A Starbucks barista in Sydney noted she had the same last name as me. That was fun.
Nice country.
Nice country.
Andahe
Neo Member
I did, in the UK out of all places.
I was on the train to Peterborough to visit my sister (we’re from Sweden but she had a job there). And next to me, on the train sat this really polite and hilarious Australian guy who just started talking to me. We had a good time, made the train ride a bit more enjoyable.
I was on the train to Peterborough to visit my sister (we’re from Sweden but she had a job there). And next to me, on the train sat this really polite and hilarious Australian guy who just started talking to me. We had a good time, made the train ride a bit more enjoyable.
Charles Brandon
Member
Lived in Sydney for a few years so yeah, I've met a few of them.
A strange people.
A strange people.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
I met ya'll on GAF. That counts, right?
ThatStupidLion
Member
in person? yes. two. and theyve all been nauseating.
Last edited:
LemmingWithaParachute
Banned
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
Nope. I haven't met many people from other countries in general.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Pubs.
GV82
Member
Yes twice here in the UK when I went to some gigs, chatted to a bunch of them after a Foo Fighters Hyde Park gig & they were a lot more friendlier than the Londoners.
Second time in a hotel booked in manchester with my now ex, receptionist was Aussie, she was chatty, down to earth & funny, she made a mistake with the 2nd night booking & said “just tell the cleaners, sorry” and she’s a bit of a “Dag”, whatever that means.
Second time in a hotel booked in manchester with my now ex, receptionist was Aussie, she was chatty, down to earth & funny, she made a mistake with the 2nd night booking & said “just tell the cleaners, sorry” and she’s a bit of a “Dag”, whatever that means.
nush
Member
They often return to the ancestral homeland.
