how did it go?
It’s the place where dreams come trueI have yet to be convinced it's a real place.
Well I agree with you on the 'dreams' aspect.It’s the place where dreams come true
Was he?on pubg squads
everyone kept asking him if he was thor
how did it go?
Damn, I was trying to fend off a rager reading that.I've met many, but the best one was when I was 16 and there was this super hot blonde Aussie girl called Sam who was backpacking around the world and got a job at the cinema I was working at. I was at the time just 16, babyfaced and so looked younger than that. So she was not just out of my league but out of my whole dimension, and I accepted the reality presented to me. Meanwhile every British toothed council estate bloke that worked there was fawning over her and making passes as if she was even going to give their uncultured arses even hint of a chance.
So being a cinema part of the job was to sit on a small fold out chair at the back of the screen to watch the audience. During one of the many times I was avoiding work I'd go into one of the screens and just watch a movie for a bit so the managers could not see me. I went into a showing of as I remember the original Ninja Turtles movie to kill some time. Sam was sitting on the fold out chair and as I was standing next to her she saw me and said "Hey, no need to stand, you can sit here" Indicating I could sit on her lap. (This in 100% true, I'm not bullshitting for GAF cred). You're damn right I took up that offer! For clarity she only did that because I had that babyfaced little brother thing going on, so no she wasn't going to fuck me dude.
So I'm sitting there trying not to pop a boner and another memeber of staff walks in and see us. He then goes out and a few other guys just casually pop in and out seeing that baby Nush had got further with Sam than any of them ever had. I was a legend for about a week.
U should hear us in real lifeNot outside the internet. They sure love to shitpost.
who knowsWas he?
I've been served by many an Australian in many a pub, back when they were a thing.
Pubs.Australians or pubs?
I did, in the UK out of all places.