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[Plies]

When you are... admiring a female's contours from an impossible angle, in a crowded place yet, SOMEHOW, she turns her head and looks directly at you. Her eyes don't even lock on anything else first, they just land directly on yours. How?! Must be some sort of extra sense.

You can usually feel someone's eyes if they are looking at your face in your field of vision but this isn't like that since this happens outside of her field of vision.

 

[brap]

I play this game all the time

 

[-Arcadia-]

Was trying to watch YouTube, but had a feeling someone was making a post in the wrong forum.

 

[Vyse1800]

That not so fresh feeling will do that to ya.

 

[jshackles]

I thought this thread was gonna be an announcement of a female reboot of this movie

 

[Danjin44]

 

[triplestation]

i saw a fine peice of ass today walking down the street

hardly wearing anything at all

tiny booty shorts and a triangular top that hardly covered her nipples

yet at the same time she had the most embarassed face on

i relished every second and she knew i was looking hard and thinking "omg cute outfit girl where did u get it queen slay luv this! "

 

[haxan7]

Energy

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Reticular activating system. Women use theirs as a radar for creeps, op.

 

[epicnemesis]

Be more than what Gillette thinks you are OP. You are better than that.

Also buy a pair of sunglasses and learn how to look off angle.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Reticular activating system. Women use theirs as a radar for creeps, op.

"Creeps" are just men that women don't find attractive; if a man whom a woman finds attractive is ogling her, that woman won't consider him a creep.

 

[nush]

"Creeps" are just men that women don't find attractive;

+ socially awkward.

If you're a hot guy you check to see if they are looking. They also pretend not to.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

+ socially awkward.

If you're a hot guy you check to see if they are looking. They also pretend not to.

I highly doubt that women would find a socially awkward guy who looks like Scott Eastwood or Michael B. Jordan to be creepy. They'd still be flattered.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Women have significantly better peripheral vision than men (along with better near vision and colour vision), so it's easy to underestimate their ability to spot your sneaky letch.

 

[O-N-E]

Asses are for staring when it comes to strangers.

Everything else is a quick glance.

 

[Rentahamster]

Odds are high there's usually some creeper looking at a girl's assets. Even higher if you're the creeper.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

It's funny to see other guys oogling hot girls and going great lengths not being caught with it, but being so obvious that really everybody notices it anyway.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

No, Bruce Willis with Tits? I am disappointed.

 

[Nankatsu]

Women in crowd be like:

 

[Jon Neu]

Another subtle female behaviour is how when they enter a room or pass nearby, they always make some hand movement around their butt. Sometimes they even massage it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

"Creeps" are just men that women don't find attractive; if a man whom a woman finds attractive is ogling her, that woman won't consider him a creep.

Yeah. That's life.

A creep is someone who one finds creepy. Attractive guys aren't creepy. They're quirky, different, brooding but not creepy

 

[nush]

Another subtle female behaviour is how when they enter a room or pass nearby, they always make some hand movement around their butt. Sometimes they even massage it.

I've never seen this.

Spoiler

Of course now I'm going to see it all the time!

 

[Bwesh]

Yeah. That's life.

A creep is someone who one finds creepy. Attractive guys aren't creepy. They're quirky, different, brooding but not creepy

Feels bad man.

I'm lucky my wife doesn't mind me looking at other women.

 

[Plies]

Another subtle female behaviour is how when they enter a room or pass nearby, they always make some hand movement around their butt. Sometimes they even massage it.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

It means they want you to fuck them.

 

[Plies]

It means they want you to fuck them.

This quote appeals to my delusional side.

 

[lock2k]

Women report a rise in 'aggressive eye contact' since masks

Women have been reporting a rise in 'aggressive eye contact' and intimidating behaviour from men since the introduction of mandatory face coverings in some public places in England.

www.dailymail.co.uk

lol

 

[Wwg1wga]

Reticular activating system. Women use theirs as a radar for creeps, op.

For sure.

 

[Nymphae]

For sure.

That's fucking unreal lol

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Visual cells in the temporal cortex sensitive to face view and gaze direction - PubMed

The direction of eye gaze and orientation of the face towards or away from another are important social signals for man and for macaque monkey. We have studied the effects of these signals in a region of the macaque temporal cortex where cells have been found to be responsive to the sight of...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I see dead pussy

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

For sure.

Wait... what??

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

For sure.

I posted this before (last year?) and I was called misogynist/that is fake.

 

[Jon Neu]

For sure.

This demonstrates that women aren't as shallow as men.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

A woman literally popped a squat and pee'ed in my field of vision yesterday at a lake side nature park. I was about 50-75 yards away and she thought she had the angle of the Palmetto bush. She was mistaken. I was actually on the phone with a close friend and his wife and gave them the play by play.

She didn't have this sixth sense. I wasn't looking pervertedly. There is a park bathroom like right behind me. What people will do to avoid Covid we chuckled to ourselves. Also, Cotton mouths love the palmetto bushes at that lake so I was acting as an OSHA observer.

 

[and 3 others]

A woman literally popped a squat and pee'ed in my field of vision yesterday at a lake side nature park. I was about 50-75 yards away and she thought she had the angle of the Palmetto bush. She was mistaken. I was actually on the phone with a close friend and his wife and gave them the play by play.

She didn't have this sixth sense. I wasn't looking pervertedly. There is a park bathroom like right behind me. What people will do to avoid Covid we chuckled to ourselves. Also, Cotton mouths love the palmetto bushes at that lake so I was acting as an OSHA observer.

I don't smoke pot and i love a good bush!

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Just don't be ugly and this won't be a problem.

 

[DESTROYA]

Just don't be ugly and this won't be a problem.

Or rich

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Or rich

Yep. That works too.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

For sure.

This proves what I said earlier; attractive men are not perceived as creepy.

 

[Kamina]

Yes OP, it is like a 6th sense.
To counter this make sure to never directly stare at them.
Make sure your head is not pointing toward her when you look at her, only your eyes, they roll faster when you notice her head starting to move. She will then not see find you looking and assume her black magic failed her.