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[cryptoadam]

Ya sorry no. World has gone insane at this point.

 

[DESTROYA]

It's a little hard to fuck like that too.

 

[JonSnowball]

You're missing the intent. They're using COVID as an excuse to dance backwards, something any relatively well adjusted person would think is ridiculous and simply wouldn't bother, to grab their partners ass. It's a total grope fest.

 

[darkangel-212559]

It's a little hard to fuck like that too.

There's always anal baaaaabyyyy!

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

For a second I thought this was going to be some weird new dance inspired by Covid-19. Where the hell is the fun in dancing ass to ass?

 

[GHG]

Where the hell is the fun in dancing ass to ass?

"cheek to cheek" takes on a whole new meaning in 2020:

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Nah the funniest Covid advice is NYC sex guidance telling you to practice glory holes at home or spank it to be safe.

Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.

The Australian government went as far as recommending Doggy Style so you limit contact.

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[Raven117]

"cheek to cheek" takes on a whole new meaning in 2020:

Well done.

 

[MetalAlien]

We deserve this.

 

[SentientStone]

 

[John2290]

Yeah, I seen this and couldn't stop thinking about it. We're really in it now, lad. Man are we fucked.

 

[John2290]

Nah the funniest Covid advice is NYC sex guidance telling you to practice glory holes at home or spank it to be safe.



The Australian government went as far as recommending Doggy Style so you limit contact.

Well now that's some solid advice, pandemic or not.

 

[DESTROYA]

Nah the funniest Covid advice is NYC sex guidance telling you to practice glory holes at home or spank it to be safe.



The Australian government went as far as recommending Doggy Style so you limit contact.

I can get behind that .

 

[StreetsofBeige]

This is good news for all the ugly people to get other people to dance with them.

 

[Elcid]

Nah the funniest Covid advice is NYC sex guidance telling you to practice glory holes at home or spank it to be safe.



The Australian government went as far as recommending Doggy Style so you limit contact.

I don't even know what to say to be honest. I can't even decide what's worse, that dance or those guidelines. I'm beginning to wish the earth was flat so I could walk off it into the sweet darkness of oblivion.

 

[cryptoadam]

This shit is fucked up for kids. I couldnt imagine being that age and having to dance like a tard. at least my boner wouldnt be poking the girl I was dancing with.

Kids gonna grow up with no sports, wearing masks, no intimacy and worrying about twatter and instagrams.

 

[-Arcadia-]

So, we're documenting all of this for the eventual normal generation that follows this stuff being wiped out, right?

We need to teach this in history books, how actually retarded and infantile the human race became in the early 21st century, so it can be mocked forever, and never repeated.

 

[-Arcadia-]

On the other hand, this is great cover for murdering your boyfriend and dragging his body to a safe place for disposal. I approve.

 

[Tschumi]

Oh I'm sorry, this the first time a hick highschool has thrown a wacky prom to get YouTube hits? Get outta heeere~

 

[Alex Anderson]

at least my boner wouldnt be poking the girl I was dancing with.

8th grade dance memories

 

[Noboru Wataya]

The worlds gone full retard.

 

[eddie4]

assssss to asssss

 

[GymWolf]

Dancing ass to ass with a hot chick is probably the best thing that camed out from covid...

 

[Kev Kev]

doesnt seem very safe to me. what if they fart on each other?

 

[H4ze]

And there I was, thinking it could not get any more stupid, well, that's what I get for being naive.

 

[Plies]

Dancing ass to ass with a hot chick is probably the best thing that camed out from covid...

I think dancing dick-to-ass would be wayy better, though.

 

[GymWolf]

I think dancing dick-to-ass would be wayy better, though.

Yeah but in that way you spread covid into her hairs

 

[Kev Kev]

I think dancing dick-to-ass would be wayy better, though.

if we put apiece of paper between both our dicks, and the touched tips through the paper, does that make us gay or not?

 

[DESTROYA]

if we put apiece of paper between both our dicks, and the touched tips through the paper, does that make us gay or not?

Yes just for even thinking about doing that .

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

What's the use of dancing if you can't rub your peter against the chick.

 

[Plies]

if we put apiece of paper between both our dicks, and the touched tips through the paper, does that make us gay or not?

Not gay, as long as we don't dock foreskins

 

[justAjohn]

The language used by the MC seems to be Czech, so do not despair Americans. I am ashamed, especially since the dude at the end of the clip wears it like SO MANY OTHER people here.

 

[Weiji]

There's always anal baaaaabyyyy!

Covid gay psyop confirmed.

 

[Audiophile]

So they're touching, in the same room for a prolonged period of time, eyes and hands still uncovered; and when spinning around they're regularly face to face within a meter or so of the people in the other duos.

I'm all in favour of taking precautions but the vast majority of what people are doing is lip service and not really preventative. It's already become a political football and a means of virtue signaling.

 

[Kamina]

I'd prefer both looking in the same direction.
Ass grinding against crotch, hnnng.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Covid gay psyop confirmed.

Anal is a perfectly valid form of heterosexual sex my man!

 

[carlosrox]

Can this world get any more fucking gay and retarded?

Fucking pussies.

Way to make Demolition Man a reality you dumb motherfuckers.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Insert Ryan Reynolds facepalm.

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

Why are they having s dance in he first place? Go home bruh

 

[Iorv3th]

I mean your already that close, just fucking face each other. So stupid. It's not like they are actually doing any good to prevent the virus at that point.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

Resist the "new normal". It doesn't exist. It isn't normal. It isn't acceptable and it won't be our future.

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

Resist the "new normal". It doesn't exist. It isn't normal. It isn't acceptable and it won't be our future.

Dudes think this will be the world for the rest of our lives lol

 

[pennythoughts]

I can't tell if everyone is in on the joke or not.

 

[Kev Kev]

I can't tell if everyone is in on the joke or not.

hey whoa whoa i was being very serious about my touching penis tips question.

and for the record, fuck it, i dont think its gay! so how bout them fuckin apples!?

 

[carlosrox]

Make Demolition Man satire again.




What a fucking embarrassing world we live in right now.