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[teezzy]

540 calories!
84 grams of protein!

I am the omega chad ASK ME ANYTHING. Eating a banana for dessert rn to wash it down

 

[MrS]

why are you like this

 

[Stouffers]

This is how you get shrimp-dick.

 

[TindalosPup]

That calorie intake is lower than I thought it'd be for that many shrimps, color me surprised

 

[teezzy]

why are you like this

I enjoy seafood

 

[HotPocket69]

Did you shit yet?

Yeah let me know when the shitting happens. Prob gonna be a good one.

 

[Sub_Level]

Don't blame you. Its tasty and its good protein.

 

[teezzy]

Did you shit yet?

Yeah let me know when the shitting happens. Prob gonna be a good one.

Not yet, I literally just finished and made the thread. Guzzling water currently.

 

[Tesseract]

was a janitor at publix for a few years in my twenties

hobos used to steal them shrimps and a bottle of wine almost every week

 

[triplestation]

 

[teezzy]

was a janitor at publix for a few years in my twenties

hobos used to steal them shrimps and a bottle of wine almost every week

I've heard that black people sometimes call them "scrimps"

 

[Richard Packer]

When you prepare shrimp what is your favorite way to cook it?

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Why. gif?

Shrimp look like Dolphin dick

 

[teezzy]

When you prepare shrimp what is your favorite way to cook it?

Grilled, especially if it has like a smoky flavor. I don't like all that breading and crap. Prefer to get straight to the point. That's how I roll

 

[Richard Packer]

Grilled, especially if it has like a smoky flavor. I don't like all that breading and crap. Prefer to get straight to the point. That's how I roll

Seasoning?

 

[farmerboy]

You mean prawns right?

Pre packed too. Bloody hell.

 

[TrainedRage]

Did you run out of tuna?

 

[T8SC]

 

[teezzy]

Seasoning?

I don't know, I've never done it myself.

Shrimp... seasoning? I guess

I eat them straight out of the package like a savage usually

 

[INC]

this a subtle flex thread against lobster?

 

[teezzy]

Did you run out of tuna?

No, I have like 18 cans currently

You mean prawns right?

Pre packed too. Bloody hell.

You are

this a subtle flex thread against lobster?

No, lobster is kino

Gotta go back to work. Will answer any other calls at a later time. Thank you

 

[Alebrije]

Only eat them fried with garlic...otherwise say hello to your overlord :

 

[Richard Packer]

I don't know, I've never done it myself.

Shrimp... seasoning? I guess

I eat them straight out of the package like a savage usually

Oh baby. No.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Ready for Lipitor if this is a common occurrence?

 

[TrainedRage]

Step yo game up!

 

[kretos]

I love shrimp too it tastes good and gives you powah

 

[Calcium]

I've never eaten a shrimp. I shall live vicariously through you, teezzy .

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Fucking lightweight

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Eating shrimp grilled in butter and garlic makes you feel like a king.

Can't go wrong with lemon and pepper as well.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

I'm surprised all that shrimp is only 540 calories tbh

 

[HotPocket69]

Why. gif?

Shrimp look like Dolphin dick

And delicious that dick indeed is

 

[ManofOne]

I knew a woman who could stuff things bigger than a shrimp in her mouth.

I'm married to her now.

 

[MaestroMike]

Too much protein be careful

 

[teezzy]

Too much protein be careful

I drink 3 gallons of water a day, but I appreciate the concern. No kidney stones for me plz.

 

[DoomGyver]

I knew a woman who could stuff things bigger than a shrimp in her mouth.

I'm married to her now.

Yeah, but could she stuff 60?

 

[HotPocket69]

SCRAAAAAMPS

 

[quickwhips]

teezzy is this a cry for help? What can I do buddy?

 

[ManofOne]

Yeah, but could she stuff 60?

 

[Richard Packer]

And delicious that dick indeed is

 

[Papa]

You've done 60 tunas and 60 shrimp. Now do 60 lobsters.

 

[Cycom]

540 calories!
84 grams of protein!

I am the omega chad ASK ME ANYTHING. Eating a banana for dessert rn to wash it down

How high were you?

 

[teezzy]

How high were you?

I dont do drugs, hippie

 

[teezzy]

Why. gif?

Shrimp look like Dolphin dick

I just google image searched Dolphin dick...

 

[DonMigs85]

Basically a baleen whale eating krill

 

[*Nightwing]

Do you have mercury poisioning yet and if so is the induced insanity it causes as enjoyable as I belive it to be?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I've eaten 50 fried with a side of fries. Are you even American Spike?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Omega chad? How's your jawline?

 

[teezzy]

Omega chi? How's your jawline?

 

[nush]

540 calories!
84 grams of protein!

I am the omega chad ASK ME ANYTHING. Eating a banana for dessert rn to wash it down

When the rest off the buffet heard teezzy was ready for seconds,

 

[Tesseract]

Do you have mercury poisioning yet and if so is the induced insanity it causes as enjoyable as I belive it to be?

it's way more awesome than you could ever imagine