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GOD OF WAR RAGNAROK launches on November 9

Chiggs said:
And you're what an internet tough guy looks like. Christ, I hope that's not you in your profile pic.

"Gonna take a badass pic of myself in my all-financed Jeep Gladiator, so I can post it on GAF. Who gives a shit if the interest rate was eighteen five. I'm a pussy magnet in this beast!"
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Starting September. .
TLOU: Part I
Then the next month, Modern Warfare 2. Beat the campaign.. Then a week later, God of War: Ragnarok.
Then by the time im done with that, Boom, Calisto Protocol.
Then the next month, Dead Space Remake.
Then BAM, RE4 Remake.

Finally gonna be using my console lmao.

Until I will bitch and complain about shitty cross gen graphics and games with shit combat.
 
Chiggs said:
Emphasis on piss poor. Two megahit games that get away with murder when it comes to this:

GoW 2018
Resident Evil 7

Unforgiveable.



And you're what an internet tough guy looks like. Christ, I hope that's not you in your profile pic.

"Gonna take a badass pic of myself in my all-financed Jeep Gladiator, so I can post it on GAF. Who gives a shit if the interest rate was eighteen five. I'm a pussy magnet in this beast!"
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Lol take a deep breath, it's just games, and don't judge the game before we've seen reviews at least, might be awesome
 
Chiggs said:
Emphasis on piss poor. Two megahit games that get away with murder when it comes to this:

GoW 2018
Resident Evil 7

Unforgiveable.



And you're what an internet tough guy looks like. Christ, I hope that's not you in your profile pic.

"Gonna take a badass pic of myself in my all-financed Jeep Gladiator, so I can post it on GAF. Who gives a shit if the interest rate was eighteen five. I'm a pussy magnet in this beast!"
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Yes, it's me.

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Like what you see?
 
Chiggs said:
Emphasis on piss poor. Two megahit games that get away with murder when it comes to this:

GoW 2018
Resident Evil 7

Unforgiveable.



And you're what an internet tough guy looks like. Christ, I hope that's not you in your profile pic.

"Gonna take a badass pic of myself in my all-financed Jeep Gladiator, so I can post it on GAF. Who gives a shit if the interest rate was eighteen five. I'm a pussy magnet in this beast!"
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Sorry man, but you sound like a manchild living in his parents basement. How pathetic are you for entering a thread just to talk shit about a game none of us has seen yet?

Incredible.
 
With the release date finally announced. NeoGaf better get on that Norseman throat singing practice come Novemeber 9th 2022.

 
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Chiggs said:
This is truly fantastic news, and not because I think I'll enjoy the game, but because I know I'll enjoy needling all the GoW fans about this game's limited enemy variety and re-used bosses...just like GoW 2018.

And then cross-referencing the people who jerk themselves silly over this title, but then spent their time and energy complaining about Elden Ring's occasional (and often optional) re-used bosses will be reason numero uno to browse GAF in November. God, it's going to be glorious. Nothing like fanboy blinders and bias to make the Holidays just come alive!

Now the questions are:
  • Just how limited will the enemy variety in Ragnarok be?
    • My initial read is: very limited...maybe a tad more than the paltry offerings 2018 provided, but nothing like Elden Ring, Skyrim, or The Witcher 3.
  • Will the dumb, repetitive, and decidedly shitty troll "boss" fights also be back?
  • Will there be enough cutscene QTE fights to make the manbaby fanbase bark like mad seals?
  • Will Alanah Pearce's powerhouse prose being spoon-fed to them via Sony's patented "walk and talk" narrative delivery be enough to calm the frayed nerves of Elden Ring players who just couldn't understand what was going on? Will it be enough to corral their easily disrupted attention spans, born and bred on Marvel movies and TikTok clips?
Stay tuned!
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SlimySnake said:


Hilarious considering this is a PS4 game.
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People are aware that even tho the game will be more than fine on PS4, but the game is gonna be another level on PS5.

It's like my friends that are waiting for SF6, they all PS4, but they don't plan to play this on PS4 even for a week. Cause it's gonna be day and night between PS4 and PS5 version.
 
Chiggs said:
This is truly fantastic news, and not because I think I'll enjoy the game, but because I know I'll enjoy needling all the GoW fans about this game's limited enemy variety and re-used bosses...just like GoW 2018.

And then cross-referencing the people who jerk themselves silly over this title, but then spent their time and energy complaining about Elden Ring's occasional (and often optional) re-used bosses will be reason numero uno to browse GAF in November. God, it's going to be glorious. Nothing like fanboy blinders and bias to make the Holidays just come alive!

Now the questions are:
  • Just how limited will the enemy variety in Ragnarok be?
    • My initial read is: very limited...maybe a tad more than the paltry offerings 2018 provided, but nothing like Elden Ring, Skyrim, or The Witcher 3.
  • Will the dumb, repetitive, and decidedly shitty troll "boss" fights also be back?
  • Will there be enough cutscene QTE fights to make the manbaby fanbase bark like mad seals?
  • Will Alanah Pearce's powerhouse prose being spoon-fed to them via Sony's patented "walk and talk" narrative delivery be enough to calm the frayed nerves of Elden Ring players who just couldn't understand what was going on? Will it be enough to corral their easily disrupted attention spans, born and bred on Marvel movies and TikTok clips?
Stay tuned!
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Chiggs said:
This is truly fantastic news, and not because I think I'll enjoy the game, but because I know I'll enjoy needling all the GoW fans about this game's limited enemy variety and re-used bosses...just like GoW 2018.

And then cross-referencing the people who jerk themselves silly over this title, but then spent their time and energy complaining about Elden Ring's occasional (and often optional) re-used bosses will be reason numero uno to browse GAF in November. God, it's going to be glorious. Nothing like fanboy blinders and bias to make the Holidays just come alive!

Now the questions are:
  • Just how limited will the enemy variety in Ragnarok be?
    • My initial read is: very limited...maybe a tad more than the paltry offerings 2018 provided, but nothing like Elden Ring, Skyrim, or The Witcher 3.
  • Will the dumb, repetitive, and decidedly shitty troll "boss" fights also be back?
  • Will there be enough cutscene QTE fights to make the manbaby fanbase bark like mad seals?
  • Will Alanah Pearce's powerhouse prose being spoon-fed to them via Sony's patented "walk and talk" narrative delivery be enough to calm the frayed nerves of Elden Ring players who just couldn't understand what was going on? Will it be enough to corral their easily disrupted attention spans, born and bred on Marvel movies and TikTok clips?
Stay tuned!
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Chiggs said:
This is truly fantastic news, and not because I think I'll enjoy the game, but because I know I'll enjoy needling all the GoW fans about this game's limited enemy variety and re-used bosses...just like GoW 2018.

And then cross-referencing the people who jerk themselves silly over this title, but then spent their time and energy complaining about Elden Ring's occasional (and often optional) re-used bosses will be reason numero uno to browse GAF in November. God, it's going to be glorious. Nothing like fanboy blinders and bias to make the Holidays just come alive!

Now the questions are:
  • Just how limited will the enemy variety in Ragnarok be?
    • My initial read is: very limited...maybe a tad more than the paltry offerings 2018 provided, but nothing like Elden Ring, Skyrim, or The Witcher 3.
  • Will the dumb, repetitive, and decidedly shitty troll "boss" fights also be back?
  • Will there be enough cutscene QTE fights to make the manbaby fanbase bark like mad seals?
  • Will Alanah Pearce's powerhouse prose being spoon-fed to them via Sony's patented "walk and talk" narrative delivery be enough to calm the frayed nerves of Elden Ring players who just couldn't understand what was going on? Will it be enough to corral their easily disrupted attention spans, born and bred on Marvel movies and TikTok clips?
Stay tuned!
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I knew a 2022 release date would break some people, I just didn't know how...until now
 
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