My Wife is pregnant again…5 child incoming.

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Damn this hit like a brick I'm going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I'm to old for that shit lol 43 btw I'm getting cut that's for sure now lol
 
Phew, dude. That's insane! Congrats I guess.

May God deliver plenty of Fatherly strength your way!

I've heard good things about those Skyn condoms.
 
#5?!
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Damn this hit like a brick I'm going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I'm to old for that shit lol 43 btw I'm getting cut that's for sure now lol
God's speed.

I have 3 boys and it's fucking bedlam.

Go get the snip. I was camped on their front door,
Monday morning at opening time. Even brought along my own scissors.
 
Yeah, definitely time to get clipped. Best decision I made, got my desired number and no later in life surprises or reliance of the ladies to take care of themselves.
 
Ahh haa, now you go have to spend some of that sweat sweat PC money on your family.

In all seriousness, congratulations.
I also have my thrid on the way with my wife.

I'm also concidering getting the big snip.
I hear I goes well for about 98%, but man I'm scared shirtless of ending up in that 2%
 
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I have one and am dying, I can't imagine five.
He had to stay home from daycare today because he projectile vomited all over his bed in the middle of the night.
Then 30 minutes ago I wrestled him to the ground to change his diaper and he slugged me in the face.

Godspeed.
 
Ahh haa, now you go have to spend some of sweat sweat PC money on your family.

In all seriousness, congratulations.
I also have my thrid on the way with my wife.

I'm also concidering getting the big snip.
I hear I goes well for about 98%, but man I'm scared shirtless of ending up in that 2%
Yeah that 2% is why I did not get snipped yet lol
PC will always be my first child 😜
 
Damn this hit like a brick I'm going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I'm to old for that shit lol 43 btw I'm getting cut that's for sure now lol
If you live in Canada, I think you get $100 per kid per month up until age 10 or something.

So if you live here and get it, I'd like you to know you are getting around $0.0000001 cents per month from me. I'll let it slide. You can have it.
 
Seriously as long as your kids aren't in cages with you just collecting checks all the more power to ya!

With prices rising all the time, especially recently I don't know how you do it.

I imagine a jumbo box of Froot Loops cereal gets used up in 5 minutes 😆
 
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Having a 3rd one due for early January.

I'm cutting the family cable soon. 3 is my max. 42 years old too, I feel fucking old for this shit. Was planned, but yea, LAST one.
 
Gratz!
But dude wtf are you doing man... 5th ?!
I don't know why people want kids. I am staying away from that whole thing :P
 
Can you get the other 4 to take parent duty? surely once you reach three kids you can enable "auto-parent" or something to avoid the repeat grinding, but I guess repeat grinding got you into this mess in the first place so 🤷‍♂️
 
Congrats! Got a few of my own. And I have two separate friends with 7 each, so...ya gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers!

And don't worry about NeoGAF. You'll have the last laugh when you've got five adults to take care of your wrinkly butt in 20 years.
 
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