GAF… I want to play a game… (jigsaw voice)

CrimsonTide

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You are tasked with picking out any gems or games I need to play
You must only pick one within my Steam profile. Consoles and other store front games I've bought are not on the table.

Live or die. Make your choice

Let the games begin

 
Bro if I've counted right you've completed like 1% of your game library. You played Portal 2 for 15 minutes... Who hurt you?

Play Metal Gear Rising
 
Bro if I've counted right you've completed like 1% of your game library. You played Portal 2 for 15 minutes... Who hurt you?

Play Metal Gear Rising
Orange box on 360. Was a MAJOR console player for most of my life.

Also, heard great things on MGR. Devil may cry but not… quite ish
 
Sleeping Dogs. The game is a classic. I wish i could erase the game from my memory and replay it again for the first time.
Call of Juarez Gunslinger was also fun, a real hidden gem.
 
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You are tasked with picking out any gems or games I need to play
You must only pick one within my Steam profile. Consoles and other store front games I've bought are not on the table.

Live or die. Make your choice

Let the games begin

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Hello. You stand before me, believing you could outwit my design. I instructed you to choose a game from my own collection, a simple rule etched in clarity. Yet, with arrogance or ignorance, you dared to select a game I do not possess. Do you think my words are mere suggestions? My games are not for the careless. Your defiance has triggered a new trial, one far less forgiving. The clock is ticking, and the consequences of your failure will be carved into your very soul. Choose wisely now, for in my world, there are no second chances—only the sharp edge of judgment. Live or die. Make your move
 
Opened it quickly and saw Clair Obscur, didn't need to go further down. Play that, unbelievable game
Yeah. That's realistically gonna happen and be next to be fair

It's still UNREAL you can have a NO HIT run in a turn based RPG. Never been done. Surely. Never.
 
Hello. You stand before me, believing you could outwit my design. I instructed you to choose a game from my own collection, a simple rule etched in clarity. Yet, with arrogance or ignorance, you dared to select a game I do not possess. Do you think my words are mere suggestions? My games are not for the careless. Your defiance has triggered a new trial, one far less forgiving. The clock is ticking, and the consequences of your failure will be carved into your very soul. Choose wisely now, for in my world, there are no second chances—only the sharp edge of judgment. Live or die. Make your move
Steam says you own it


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Steam says you own it


🤷‍♂️

Damn. I stand corrected. Umm. Cue Jigsaw Voice

Hello. You thought to challenge my authority, insinuating I lack the game you so recklessly chose? Amusing, in a pitiful way. I possess it, naturally—every fragment, every shadow of its design, locked within my grasp. Yet you, in your feeble attempt at cunning, believed you could bend my rules. A misstep that tickles the edges of my patience. In my world, such jests are paid for in blood. Your error has forged a new trap, its jaws primed for your defiance. The clock laughs at your folly. Play my game, or let your misguided wit carve your epitaph. Live or die. Make your choice

Something something and apparently it's not a bad game
 
Steam says you own it


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That is a very specifically common problem amongst gamers on steam: so many fuckin games ya don't know what you own. It's happened to me many times, searching through the library to play something, "the fuck?!? When did I buy that?!"
It's just part of the Steam experience.
 
That is a very specifically common problem amongst gamers on steam: so many fuckin games ya don't know what you own. It's happened to me many times, searching through the library to play something, "the fuck?!? When did I buy that?!"
It's just part of the Steam experience.
I've carted a game I own. Only to see "in your library"

I'm all damn. Should I now play it since I was bout to buy it twice?

Me: nah. Let's shop for shit we don't have and won't play
 
I've carted a game I own. Only to see "in your library"

I'm all damn. Should I now play it since I was bout to buy it twice?

Me: nah. Let's shop for shit we don't have and won't play
I have over 5,000 games on Steam, and about a decade ago literally built a browser extension to help solve this problem
 
I have over 5,000 games on Steam, and about a decade ago literally built a browser extension to help solve this problem
2007. My day of reckoning and new steam account.

Owning 5,000 sounds insane

I LIKE TO think my 700-ish are FAR more quality than quantity. Not saying they're all quality. But MAJORITY in my estimate
 
WAY back in the day. Maybe 2012 or so. Had a steam pal overseas who would sell me any game I wanted for 80% less. We'd have tons of fun wheeling and dealing on games. New or old. Didn't matter.
 
I've carted a game I own. Only to see "in your library"

I'm all damn. Should I now play it since I was bout to buy it twice?

Me: nah. Let's shop for shit we don't have and won't play
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Bro.....so many times lol. So, so many times this has happened.

The wife tells me I have a problem.

She's probably right...
 
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Bro.....so many times lol. So, so many times this has happened.

The wife tells me I have a problem.

She's probably right...
Might as well lean into it...

 
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Bro.....so many times lol. So, so many times this has happened.

The wife tells me I have a problem.

She's probably right...
Also also. I get a tiny hit of dopamine from booting a new game. Just seeing if it works and what not. Then never touch again. It's a high. A super high.
 
I've got maybe 600 physical games (NES to last gen)

Got 700+ steam games
200+ GOG
Maybe 100 or so spread across smaller store fronts

Yet I've nothing to play

Edit: didn't include console digital games. FFS 🤦‍♂️
 
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What happened to the days of me having 1 shitty new game and play the shit out of it or don't play at all.

That was life. That was how new games were treated. I played It backwards and forwards. All of them.

Now. Click a button. Bam. New game. For peanuts. Boot it. It works. Bye 👋
 
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Also also. I get a tiny hit of dopamine from booting a new game. Just seeing if it works and what not. Then never touch again. It's a high. A super high.
Bro bro, again, we are one my friend.

I recently spent over three hours modding the shit out of Fallout New Vegas. Visual, gameplay, overhauls, balancing, sound, the whole nine yards. Played it for about twenty minutes, marveling at the wonders that I had loosed upon my display.

Deleted it after the one session.

On to the next ill advised installation and setup, no time for regrets here.
 
Bro bro, again, we are one my friend.

I recently spent over three hours modding the shit out of Fallout New Vegas. Visual, gameplay, overhauls, balancing, sound, the whole nine yards. Played it for about twenty minutes, marveling at the wonders that I had loosed upon my display.

Deleted it after the one session.

On to the next ill advised installation and setup, no time for regrets here.
Yep. I've spent dozens of hours back in the day modding my PSP for "backup" games. Downloading them like a boss. Emulation.

Hardly played em. If ever. The journey is better than the destination always

Wii. Dreamcast. Also modded. Btw
 
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Yep. I've spent dozens of hours back in the day modding my PSP for "backup" games. Downloading them like a boss. Emulation.

Hardly played em. If ever. The journey is better than the destination always

Wii. Dreamcast. Also modded. Btw
We're messes broseph.

That being said.....gonna mod the shit out of Red Dead Redemption 2 tomorrow, just because I can lol. Don't know what'll come of it, but if nothing else I'll definitely be modding in the giant frogs that you can ride. Saw that on a YouTube video and immediately installed RDR 2, figured it was damn near required at that point.
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We're messes broseph.

That being said.....gonna mod the shit out of Red Dead Redemption 2 tomorrow, just because I can lol. Don't know what'll come of it, but if nothing else I'll definitely be modding in the giant frogs that you can ride. Saw that on a YouTube video and immediately installed RDR 2, figured it was damn near required at that point.
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Man. I recall hard modding the PSP being dangerous. It was exilerating. Without question, doing bad deeds is more fun than the legit path. lol 😂

Flashing the BIOS was always risky apparently. Also you were required to have a battery of a specific type
 
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I have over 5,000 games on Steam, and about a decade ago literally built a browser extension to help solve this problem
His product is great. I still have the GoG integration installed on my retro pc machine in the front room...its been a while since I have used it but it was (and the new one IS) AWESOME SAUCE.
 
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Man. I recall hard modding the PSP being dangerous. It was exilerating. Without question, doing bad deeds is more fun than the legit path. lol 😂

Flashing the BIOS was always risky apparently. Also you were required to have a battery of a specific type
You're gutsier than me bro, I love modding games and simple stuff like mini consoles, (got a pretty decent retro set up in the guest room with tons of the retro mini consoles modded up, it's a pretty rad set up that I never fucking use cuz I'm an idiot), but I never had the guts to do much hard mod stuff. I modded a fightstick and a Dreamcast very lightly, never had the guts to try other stuff as I was sure I'd find a way to fuck it up. I kinda wanna try that stuff one day though....but I want someone who knows what they're doing to be there and walk me through it so I don't fuck it up lol. Up here in Maine, don't know anyone around here into that stuff unfortunately :/, though there is definitely a sizable amount of folks here who do that stuff. I just need to nut up and do it lol.
 
You're gutsier than me bro, I love modding games and simple stuff like mini consoles, (got a pretty decent retro set up in the guest room with tons of the retro mini consoles modded up, it's a pretty rad set up that I never fucking use cuz I'm an idiot), but I never had the guts to do much hard mod stuff. I modded a fightstick and a Dreamcast very lightly, never had the guts to try other stuff as I was sure I'd find a way to fuck it up. I kinda wanna try that stuff one day though....but I want someone who knows what they're doing to be there and walk me through it so I don't fuck it up lol. Up here in Maine, don't know anyone around here into that stuff unfortunately :/, though there is definitely a sizable amount of folks here who do that stuff. I just need to nut up and do it lol.
PSP was easy really. Just a new battery. For who knows why

The rest. Like Nintendo DS and such just an R4 SD card

Also Dreamcast and stuff. You could just burn games on a CDR lol 😂

PSP was my most "hard modded" project for sure. Risk and such. Especially back in the day prior to it being perfected

The rest was more software modded.
 
Trust. Ain't about that life if I need to use tools to create new paths or cut off old paths from transistors on some mobo. Hell naw. It's gotta be user friendly or I'm not bout that life at all.
 
PSP was easy really. Just a new battery. For who knows why

The rest. Like Nintendo DS and such just an R4 SD card

Also Dreamcast and stuff. You could just burn games on a CDR lol 😂

PSP was my most "hard modded" project for sure. Risk and such. Especially back in the day prior to it being perfected

The rest was more software modded.
Bro, what I really wanna do is build a custom arcade cabinet one day. I've always wanted to make my own high end, custom PC cabinet with great sticks built in, four of em, a nice display, quality soundstage, and a capable little PC as the guts of it. I know there's softwares now that allow you to essentially boot your PC into more game oriented UI immediately that you can control with a controller, I can't wait to make something like that one day. If you lived in Maine I'd say we should make it together lol, could be a fun project. I wish my daughter would get into this stuff. She's the opposite of us dude. She actually plays the games, gets nothing out of tinkering with them....what a weirdo lol.
 
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My thoughts on "emulation"

If you've purchased said game before. Feel free to emulate it

And/or if said game isn't available for retail purchase (ex: Golden Axe.. Sega) it USED to be available in a collection on Steam and everywhere else. It's delisted. I'll then ENCOURAGE pirates.
 
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