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[EviLore]

Roughly one hundred million cat lady swifties will now be on the prowl for a man to marry. You've been warned!

 

[FullMetalx117]

Agreed this will start a cultural trend

 

[Days like these...]

Roughly one hundred million cat lady swifties will now be on the prowl for a man to marry. You've been warned!

I'm girding my loins thanks for the heads up Boss.

 

[TVexperto]

I always assumed she wanted to have a proposal on her private jet considering she spends so much time there

 

[Toons]

With the circles I keep ill be hearing about this more from football fans than swifties

 

[AJUMP23]

Bill O'Rights Competent mod please delete this thread and ban OP.


This is not TMZ.


tis a joke

 

[Chuck Berry]

I'm guarding my loins thanks for the heads up Boss.

Loins like these...

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

Spoiler

good for them, i really don't care

 

[f~N_CH_1:3:3:3_SushiBoat]

So long as this doesnt fuck up my flex option.

 

[Peggies]

 

[Billbofet]

It's about time something positive happens for those two!

 

[Ristifer]

Was kinda hoping the zoom in on her finger would've shown her with a Super Bowl ring, just to troll people.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Punished Miku]

Congratulations to Travis Swift and Taylor Swift.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I read that as Anya Taylor Joy.

 

[SlimySnake]

Poor bastard. The divorce song is going to be legendary.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Poor bastard. The divorce song is going to be legendary.

First thought lol.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[analog_future]

 

[Kacho]

She's clearly working on a double album

 

[Dural]

The memes have been pretty great.

 

[Rush2112]

Might as well get married and do podcasts not like he'll win any more superbowls.

 

[ahtlas7]

 

[Idleyes]

EvilLore:

Don't worry my friend. There are a lot more fish in the see.

 

[Burning Blade]

I give it 36 months tops

 

[calico]

She settled two weeks after President Trump declared her NO LONGER HOT

 

[AJUMP23]

Memes.

 

[Wastelander92]

Thank God, now all the world's problems have been solved!

 

[IAmRei]

I only like her in her first debut song, as far as I remember.
the song is kind of cachy, not long after, I ignore her
It's kinda weird to see her here : ))

 

[cormack12]

 

[TDiddyLive]

Loins like these...

Magic like this is why I don't have gold.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

 

[Unknown Soldier]

 

[TheAtomicPile]

Is that the girl that used to babysit for Jeff Jarrett's family? Good for her. Hopefully she's not just marrying Travis for his fame and money though.

 

[Woggleman]

Is that the girl that used to babysit for Jeff Jarrett's family? Good for her. Hopefully she's not just marrying Travis for his fame and money though.

She hardly needs his fame and money. At least he knows that much is true.

 

[TheAtomicPile]

She hardly needs his fame and money. At least he knows that much is true.

Yeah good point, I bet Jarrett paid well.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Woggleman]

I think this will last and let me tell you why. Despite her prissy image you get the feeling that deep down she is a beer and BBQ type of lady and he is that kind of guy to a T. He has all those macho traits but he also seems to genuinely love and respect her. It is hard to find that balance in somebody.

 

[SJRB]

EviLore I worry about you, dawg. How do you even know this?

Bros starting to talk about Taylor Swift is like a tier 4 alert signal. Are you okay?

 

[Trogdor1123]

Think they will have kids? I wonder if that's a topic they discussed?

 

[Woggleman]

Think they will have kids? I wonder if that's a topic they discussed?

What if that is neither musically talented nor athletic?

 

[Gp1]

Is that the girl that used to babysit for Jeff Jarrett's family? Good for her. Hopefully she's not just marrying Travis for his fame and money though.

I heard its the girl who used to babysit for The Bundchen's and took photos of her husband rings

 

[Idleyes]

EviLore I worry about you, dawg. How do you even know this?

Bros starting to talk about Taylor Swift is like a tier 4 alert signal. Are you okay?

Don't get it twisted dawg. My homie got ladies lined up outside the door like black Friday.

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[KrakenIPA]

EviLore I worry about you, dawg. How do you even know this?

Bros starting to talk about Taylor Swift is like a tier 4 alert signal. Are you okay?

I really appreciate your concern. Most likely he saw the news drop and had to make sure that half of GAF wouldn't drop dead by seeing the headline. Dude has all our backs through thick and thin.

 

[AJUMP23]

EviLore I worry about you, dawg. How do you even know this?

Bros starting to talk about Taylor Swift is like a tier 4 alert signal. Are you okay?

I think he is just filling the hole manabyte left in his heart. All our hearts. Manabyte deserved to be banned. But he had all the news no one wanted.

 

[Revolutionary]

 

[demigod]

Chiefs SuperBowl champs here we come!

 

[Beretta]

What an annoying couple.

 

[GymWolf]

How

Am i missing some context?

Is she a dominatrix and he is a soy beta cuck or some shit?