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Sending Dick Pics to the Boys?

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Women don't care about the penis for the most part. It has to be functional, that's the most important thing. It's the guys that obsess over it. They wanna show it to other guys, and they usually don't give a shit about what women think.
 
Really weird conversation my wife was having with her friend group of people she plays games with.

Several dudes of the group apparently state they send pics of their junk to other dudes they are friends with. Mind you guys who aren't friends IRL, but all apparently do this. Apparently for feedback? How's this angle? Does it look good?

This sounds pretty gay. Or am I just bashful cuz I'm a grower and not a show er?

You guys sending pics of your cock and balls for any reason to your boys?

Or are these dudes just closet homosexuals and bisexuals?
Your wife was testing if you have dick pics and have sent them.

btw any bros on here can have a pic of my dick if they want for 5$
 
I'm not sending a picture of my dick to anyone. I still don't understand how this became a thing people do.
 
Really weird conversation my wife was having with her friend group of people she plays games with.

Several dudes of the group apparently state they send pics of their junk to other dudes they are friends with. Mind you guys who aren't friends IRL, but all apparently do this. Apparently for feedback? How's this angle? Does it look good?

This sounds pretty gay. Or am I just bashful cuz I'm a grower and not a show er?

You guys sending pics of your cock and balls for any reason to your boys?

Or are these dudes just closet homosexuals and bisexuals?

No, but I know guys who do this.....and worse.

I once knew some Rugby lads who would toss each other off while drunk, and the first one to cum would be called "gay". They would do it front of a baying mob as well, with everyone cheering and placing bets on who would be "the gay one". Funny thing is, they were married to women (assume still are, haven't seen them for years) and had kids. They would swear they were straight and it was just "lad banter".

True story.
 
I once knew some Rugby lads who would toss each other off while drunk, and the first one to cum would be called "gay". They would do it front of a baying mob as well, with everyone cheering and placing bets on who would be "the gay one". Funny thing is, they were married to women (assume still are, haven't seen them for years) and had kids. They would swear they were straight and it was just "lad banter".
That's the most gay British thing I've ever read
 
It doesn't get any gayer than that.

ohh...

No, but I know guys who do this.....and worse.

I once knew some Rugby lads who would toss each other off while drunk, and the first one to cum would be called "gay". They would do it front of a baying mob as well, with everyone cheering and placing bets on who would be "the gay one". Funny thing is, they were married to women (assume still are, haven't seen them for years) and had kids. They would swear they were straight and it was just "lad banter".

True story.
nevermind. :messenger_hushed:

jesus christ. how can you still call yourself straight after lettin another man make you cum.
 
No, but I know guys who do this.....and worse.

I once knew some Rugby lads who would toss each other off while drunk, and the first one to cum would be called "gay". They would do it front of a baying mob as well, with everyone cheering and placing bets on who would be "the gay one". Funny thing is, they were married to women (assume still are, haven't seen them for years) and had kids. They would swear they were straight and it was just "lad banter".

True story.
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ohh...


nevermind. :messenger_hushed:

jesus christ. how can you still call yourself straight after lettin another man make you cum.

No idea. IIRC, They were off their face on coke. To be fair, I once did coke and was so fucked that I snorted some coke off of a guys bell end, but I'm straight as an arrow.

I don't think it makes them gay either. For example, if your wife brought home another woman, then they both begged for a threesome, would you think you're wife is gay? No. Of course not. You'd be ripping your clothes.
 
Gay sex act = same sex action
Gay person = specifically attracted to the same sex

That's how some dude who was jerked off by a dude can claim to not be gay. Depends on whether they got hard because they were attracted to the guy doing it or just form the physical action or maybe purposefully thinking about naked womyns.

You aren't straight if you fuck a woman and were thinking about cock to get hard.

Glad I can be of service.
 
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No idea. IIRC, They were off their face on coke. To be fair, I once did coke and was so fucked that I snorted some coke off of a guys bell end, but I'm straight as an arrow.

I don't think it makes them gay either. For example, if your wife brought home another woman, then they both begged for a threesome, would you think you're wife is gay? No. Of course not. You'd be ripping your clothes.
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Why the fuck did I have to learn about the term "BROJOB"?
Why gaf?
WHY?

Where have you been? It's been around for years. Here is the 2013 entry from Urban Dictionary

A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?

B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?

A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

 
Lots of guys are totally lonely even if married so a "brojob" is something quite common really. Well from my experience. Especially these days with MGTOW.
 
As if this thread wasn't already strange, then IDKFA IDKFA jumps in trying to convince everyone that a group of men jerking each other off and snorting coke off another man's dick somehow isn't gay.

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No, but I know guys who do this.....and worse.

I once knew some Rugby lads who would toss each other off while drunk, and the first one to cum would be called "gay". They would do it front of a baying mob as well, with everyone cheering and placing bets on who would be "the gay one". Funny thing is, they were married to women (assume still are, haven't seen them for years) and had kids. They would swear they were straight and it was just "lad banter".

True story.
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If someone wants to send me their dick pics, please feel free. I can let you know if the image is good or if we need to get on a video call, that's ok too.
 
That is totally gay.


What's insane to me is how many guys have stories that they would casually jerk off with their friends in their teenage years.
Like sitting on the couch watching porn together.

Yes. This is a thing.
wtf.
 
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