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[IDKFA]

The problem is you don't know what kind of injuries you might get from that bout. I wouldn't take it because I'd worry I'd get so pummeled that I'd come out with brain damage or a subdural hematoma or worse.

That is the risk of boxing.

Every year thousands of boxing fights take place where lads take that risk. Almost all of them would be getting paid far less than Jake Paul earned last night.

I'd take the risk for 75 million. I'd even do it for 10 million.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Jake Paul probably needing his jaw wired shut is poetry.

 

[Tajaz2426]

Was it this guy?

I cannot be really sure as from the middle of 02 to 15 my deployment schedule was pretty rough and life was going by pretty quick. I didn't have a chance to follow pop culture and social things too much. When I returned from deployments my schedule was usually 6-12 months at home and while in CONUS, leave for training about 3 of those.

The chin looks what I remember, he had his hair is some ball kinda thing and every word was surfer.

The thing I do remember like yesterday, is landing back on the east coast and getting home and having to look my wife and sweet angel boys and tell them I got facefucked by a midget. Humiliating, but humbling.

I'm sorry, I can't truly remember the faces enough. There were quite a few folks that came through that trained for movies, fights, etc on base through the GWOT period.

 

[Durien]

I cannot be really sure as from the middle of 02 to 15 my deployment schedule was pretty rough and life was going by pretty quick. I didn't have a chance to follow pop culture and social things too much. When I returned from deployments my schedule was usually 6-12 months at home and while in CONUS, leave for training about 3 of those.

The chin looks what I remember, he had his hair is some ball kinda thing and every word was surfer.

The thing I do remember like yesterday, is landing back on the east coast and getting home and having to look my wife and sweet angel boys and tell them I got facefucked by a midget. Humiliating, but humbling.

I'm sorry, I can't truly remember the faces enough. There were quite a few folks that came through that trained for movies, fights, etc on base through the GWOT period.

Dude Urijah Faber was awesome!!! I watched the fight where where he broke his hand in the 3rd and was still trying to use it to put, Brown I think, in choke holds and just couldn't keep the hold on. Dude was kick ass.

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

Told y'all. It would've been over in the first round if it wasn't for this buffoonery.

All the prior ones were just as bullshit.

Paul won the first round.

 

[kpopSuperstar]

I cannot be really sure as from the middle of 02 to 15 my deployment schedule was pretty rough and life was going by pretty quick. I didn't have a chance to follow pop culture and social things too much. When I returned from deployments my schedule was usually 6-12 months at home and while in CONUS, leave for training about 3 of those.

The chin looks what I remember, he had his hair is some ball kinda thing and every word was surfer.

The thing I do remember like yesterday, is landing back on the east coast and getting home and having to look my wife and sweet angel boys and tell them I got facefucked by a midget. Humiliating, but humbling.

I'm sorry, I can't truly remember the faces enough. There were quite a few folks that came through that trained for movies, fights, etc on base through the GWOT period.

This kind of ball thing?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Was it this guy?

Urijah Faber was a beast. Still is, bet.

 

[j0hnnix]

I guess Jake Paul's play list will only be Kanye's through the wire cause he's getting that jaw wired shut.

 

[P:axMagellanic]

Putting panic on his face and making him pay for facial reconstruction out of his share of the purse. Props to AJ.

Hopefully this is the end of this Influencer/MMA shit infesting boxing.

 

[Tajaz2426]

This kind of ball thing?

He did have that style hair and chin, but I can't lie and say it was him and I remember a 100 percent. If he is very short, then there is a possibility.

Whoever it was, made me walk away like Linus holding a blanket and sucking my thumb, though.

 

[Durien]

He did have that style hair and chin, but I can't lie and say it was him and I remember a 100 percent. If he is very short, then there is a possibility.

Whoever it was, made walk away like Linus holding a blanket and sucking my thumb, though.

He is pretty short if I remember right...

Just looked, he is 5'6"

 

[isual]

Amusing to see jake paul get wrecked. Was there an andrew tate fight thread too? Better than jakes fight even though topnG lost.

 

[Tajaz2426]

He is pretty short if I remember right...

Just looked, he is 5'6"

Please God, don't let that be the man. I am 6'2. I'm not wanting to relive that humiliation.

Thanks for opening that gift for me, there Santa!

 

[kpopSuperstar]

He did have that style hair and chin, but I can't lie and say it was him and I remember a 100 percent. If he is very short, then there is a possibility.

Whoever it was, made me walk away like Linus holding a blanket and sucking my thumb, though.

It probably wasn't him since that would be wild, Urijah Faber was a top 5 MMA fighter during his hayday in the early 2000. He founded Team Alpha Male which was a big gym back then with a lot of successful fighters.

He is small, he was a bantamweight. He was NCAA wrestler with a wicked ground game. He was all about the surfer lifestyle too, The California Kid he was called.

 

[BadBurger]

I haven't been keeping up with this Paul brother's fighting saga, but seeing that picture of him getting rocked in the face harder than perhaps anyone has ever been punched in public before, all over the internet, has to suck for him. Hah.

 

[Randall365]

People are saying that Paul made millions, but he already enough money to retire - he now just looks like a wally on the internet and his jaw may be fucked for life.

The first four rounds were very suspicious too - all that bullshit AJ came out with about wanting to take his time and take his soul was obviously cooked up. He was contracted to fight from round 5 I reckon. Even then I think he pulled his punches - Paul's hands were down throughout.

Incidentally - people are clipping the wrong bit - the best bit is when Paul is on the ground after the knock out punch and this look of shear panic comes over him as the pain from his jaw injury registers. Looked like Rick Flair doing a 'woooo'!

 

[HRK69]

The world is healing boys