Seriously, what the hell is this?
Those armors. Those "Viking" longships. Batman aesthetics creeping in. And worst of all, the casting. It looks catastrophically wrong, on the same level as the utterly misguided The Last of Us show...
Matt Damon as Odysseus? Really? He looks like the most aggressively American guy imaginable, a decent actor, sure, but completely out of place here. Then you've got Tom Holland, eternal wide-eyed twinkle boy, and Zendaya on top of it. At this point it feels less like mythological casting and more like brand placement.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Nolan is the favorite director of people who don't really watch films, his work is consistently treated as far smarter and deeper than it actually is, largely by his fanbase when In reality, his movies prioritize spectacle over substance every single time. They're polished, expensive blockbusters, not art-house cinema, no matter how desperately some fans want to frame them that way.
His films aren't particularly deep. They're not especially profound. They're competently made, visually impressive, and technically slick, but that's where it usually ends. They look good. That's the point. And that's fine. What's exhausting is the insistence that they're something more than that.
I mean :
ἐγώ εἰμι ὁ Βάτμαν.