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[Cyberpunkd]

Wet wipes.

Was at my brother's for Christmas. They don't have a bidet with their toilets.

They don't have wet ass wipes as well.

No matter how silk ultra premium soft toilet paper you buy your ass doesn't care - it's disgusting and you are smearing your shit to be caught by your ass hair and make it double or triple disgusting.

Discuss.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

I always use wet wipes and then I go take a shower; always.

 

[HRK69]

Classic

 

[p_xavier]

I have a portable Toto washlet and men wipes that I carry around, you should do the same. What kind of filthy people.

 

[ReBurn]

People are obsessed with poop.

 

[poppabk]

I have one of those fancy Japanese toilet seats.

 

[rm082e]

TP, then wipes. Haven't tried the bidet thing because I fear change, and also cold water seems like it would be uncomfortable.

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

Like I'm going to tear myself away from my vidya for something as trivial as going for a shit.

 

[Bojji]

I don't have bidet but always wash my ass after shitting (and using toilet paper).

 

[Cyberpunkd]

TP, then wipes. Haven't tried the bidet thing because I fear change, and also cold water seems like it would be uncomfortable.

The ones at my parents' place allows you to set water temperature but it is separate from the regular toilet unit. If you wanted to one can shit and the other clean side by side for some light scatology action.

Like I'm going to tear myself away from my vidya for something as trivial as going for a shit.

 

[TexMex]

I don't wipe or shower. I just stand up and go about my day. The chips fall where they may.

 

[Ikutachi]

Master the art of ghost poops.

 

[MayauMiao]

Hey man, some of us are eating while reading Neogaf.

 

[The Cockatrice]

At home, I wipe with normal toilet paper, but then I take a quick shower so I can clean my ass. As a hairy man down there, wet wipes or showering is mandatory. I know some dont.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Wipes don't go well with piping it's a chance to clog things, why is regular tp so disappointing for people?

 

[Poppinfresh]

I have a septic tank and a drainfield. I'm not throwing those wipes down my toilet and into it.

I do keep a spray that my wife found on Amazon near the toilet in case it's needed. It essentially turns regular toilet paper into a wet wipe.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Wipes don't go well with piping it's a chance to clog things, why is regular tp so disappointing for people?

You can buy specific wipes that are ok to be flushed.

 

[jason10mm]

Don't be fat and eat proper food, then you won't have gooey stinky, greasy shits that are hard to clean?

 

[JCK75]

I won't use wet wipes because they're not supposed to be flushed.. I do use wads of toilet paper with water