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Professional art lady sent me a picture before she went out tonight. "How do I look?". Damn, she's got epic tits! I told her she looked nice. I'm not sending her thirst vibes.
My brother in Christ, if she wasn't interested she wouldn't keep texting. You need to ask the woman to lunch or dinner.
 
What the fuck does a black heart emoji mean? It's attached to a message that's normal so I can't even get context from it. Women, can you just use emojis like fucking normal people. Peach, red heart, eggplant, LoL. Not shit I have to use the god damn Rosetta Stone to understand. So I'm ignoring it as the safe option.
 
What the fuck does a black heart emoji mean? It's attached to a message that's normal so I can't even get context from it. Women, can you just use emojis like fucking normal people. Peach, red heart, eggplant, LoL. Not shit I have to use the god damn Rosetta Stone to understand. So I'm ignoring it as the safe option.
I once had to explain a :3 to my then-later girlfriend, she and her two friends were discussing if it was something dirty. She didn't tell me that at the time, only later. Wouldn't have gone so well if it had been something dirty.
Definitely ignore.
 
Might I remind you, that that thing in my kitchen was grotesquely big and vile?

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I zoomed as far as I could on the spider expecting to see something dirty/nsfw. Its just a tiny lil' spider...well played Peggies
 
Art lady drunk called me last night, I didn't go over to her place. I'm not going to go running over in the middle of the night but more importantly I'm not risking being the drunk regret sex guy in the morning. Got the info I wanted, divorced, single, only 1 kid and 39.

Dropped some tactical heart emojis, we're going for a coffee later today. I actually really like her, she's fun, cute and smart. Plus great tits.
 
Art lady drunk called me last night, I didn't go over to her place. I'm not going to go running over in the middle of the night but more importantly I'm not risking being the drunk regret sex guy in the morning. Got the info I wanted, divorced, single, only 1 kid and 39.

Dropped some tactical heart emojis, we're going for a coffee later today. I actually really like her, she's fun, cute and smart. Plus great tits.
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Ooooh Nush is in love. Does that mean you won't be a grumpy arsehole anymore? And will you still make inappropriate comments?
 
Congrats on the non sex. Still don't know how you guys manage women. Went on a date and just wanted to kill myself.
 
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Congrats on the non sex. Still don't know how you guys manage women. Went on a date and just wanted to kill myself.
Women are just like men. Ridiculous creatures. Don't take them seriously.
I have a date with a guy tonight. I'll report back about the managing.
 
Can't wait for the most important F1-journalist to pipe up again though. Rocketpoweredmohawk is a complete legend and I watch and rewatch every video he does... That's just about what I need from the circus F1 has become.
 
Everyone out shagging. And I'm having early nights to read my book.

Something fundamentally fucked up in my life right now…
 
I've finally been released from art lady's boudoir. Coffee yesterday afternoon didn't last long. Went for an actual drink after that, she escalated to her leg touching mine under the table all the time and light touching.

Get back to hers quickly, she's got a big wet room shower that we spent far too much time in. Open confident woman, knows what she's doing, getting hints of some kinkyness and amazing BJ. I like her, she's cute, fun and actually smart. Stayed up to the early hours, woke up and did it all again.
 
Architect. No regrets at all. She made an amazing dinner and we're about to have crème brûlée. 🥰
I'm missing a trick here, next time Nigella Lawson goes down the the kitchen she better come back with something better than a microwaved Greggs sausage roll and a cup of tea.

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happy sunday.

been up since 3-4am binging The Traitors (UK). I'm now on series 2 episode 6.

now watching live footage of planes at heathrow on youtube :messenger_smiling_with_eyes:

 
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