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[nush]

Horny little bastards were back at it. Now I have audio on video.


Fox porn,

 

[Peggies]

Talking of Foxes. I just heard these fucking weird noises coming from my neighbors garden. Sounded like cats fighting but not quite. So I grabbed my torch and went to investigate, shone the torch over the fence and there were two foxes that scattered when they saw the light.



Timestamped, that's exactly what it sounded like. Sorry to cockblock you with my torch fox bro. Also, shut the fuck up and get a room.

At some point you will have to accept that you live in the middle of their Lover's lane.

 

[nush]

Based Amelia.

 

[Rentahamster]

Fox sex is the worst!

 

[Dacvak]

kanjobazooie

I fuckin knew he was a good lay

 

[kanjobazooie]

I fuckin knew he was a good lay

 

[Windle Poons]

Happy Friday to all celebrating today.

 

[nush]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[John Marston]

Happay Friday everyone!

 

[Agave]

Happay Friday everyone!

Good Morning, here

 

[Hookshot]

Happay Friday everyone!

Happay Friday.

It's sunny here for the first time in days.

 

[John Marston]

Happay Friday.

It's sunny here for the first time in days.

Good to hear!

I have a scan at the hospital at 8:20 PM.

Here's what I expect to look like as I step outside on my way to the subway station at -20ºC

 

[Hookshot]

Good to hear!

I have a scan at the hospital at 8:20 PM.

Here's what I expect to look like as I step outside on my way to the subway station at -20ºC

-20.. ouch, not sure I've experienced that even up mountains. Was supposed to snow here Monday and Tuesday but now it's apparently going to be 4 degrees and rainy.

 

[Idleyes]

Good to hear!

I have a scan at the hospital at 8:20 PM.

Here's what I expect to look like as I step outside on my way to the subway station at -20ºC

Dress properly and winter's just a mild inconvenience, bud.

 

[John Marston]

Dress properly and winter's just a mild inconvenience, bud.

Yes I still love winter

Like you said just add comfy layers and my winter coat is great.

It's not like summer where it gets so hot you wish you could remove your skin

 

[Artoris]

once the temperature drops bellow -25C its another ball game

 

[nush]

Good to hear!

I have a scan at the hospital at 8:20 PM.

Here's what I expect to look like as I step outside on my way to the subway station at -20ºC

That's insanely cold, glad I'm not there.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

-38c here today with the wind. Happy Friday everyone.

 

[HRK69]

My little brother might genuinely be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. He borrowed 13k from my dad (yes I know) to buy a boat and flip it for profit.

So what does this genius do? He buys the boat and leaves it NEXT TO THE FUCKING FREEWAY, chained to a pole, overnight with a FOR SALE sign on it.

Not even a proper pole either but just some flimsy biker sign. Of course it got stolen. The thieves just unscrewed part of the sign and slid the chain right off. I'm honestly beyond stumped. This is next-level stupid.

I don't even talk to my little brother anymore but reading this back almost makes me want to find him and beat his fucking ass. Not out of anger but just pure and unfiltered confusion. I'm not going to do that obviously.

 

[Dacvak]

 

[AJUMP23]

My little brother might genuinely be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. He borrowed 13k from my dad (yes I know) to buy a boat and flip it for profit.

So what does this genius do? He buys the boat and leaves it NEXT TO THE FUCKING FREEWAY, chained to a pole, overnight with a FOR SALE sign on it.

Not even a proper pole either but just some flimsy biker sign. Of course it got stolen. The thieves just unscrewed part of the sign and slid the chain right off. I'm honestly beyond stumped. This is next-level stupid.

I don't even talk to my little brother anymore but reading this back almost makes me want to find him and beat his fucking ass. Not out of anger but just pure and unfiltered confusion. I'm not going to do that obviously.

How is this possible? What did your dad say?

 

[Idleyes]

My little brother might genuinely be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. He borrowed 13k from my dad (yes I know) to buy a boat and flip it for profit.

So what does this genius do? He buys the boat and leaves it NEXT TO THE FUCKING FREEWAY, chained to a pole, overnight with a FOR SALE sign on it.

Not even a proper pole either but just some flimsy biker sign. Of course it got stolen. The thieves just unscrewed part of the sign and slid the chain right off. I'm honestly beyond stumped. This is next-level stupid.

I don't even talk to my little brother anymore but reading this back almost makes me want to find him and beat his fucking ass. Not out of anger but just pure and unfiltered confusion. I'm not going to do that obviously.

Maybe the boat was actually worth more than what he paid and he figured he'd make a little profit off the insurance. ¯\(ツ)/¯ Still dumb, but not as dumb as leaving it pole dancing on the side of the road.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

My little brother might genuinely be one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. He borrowed 13k from my dad (yes I know) to buy a boat and flip it for profit.

So what does this genius do? He buys the boat and leaves it NEXT TO THE FUCKING FREEWAY, chained to a pole, overnight with a FOR SALE sign on it.

Not even a proper pole either but just some flimsy biker sign. Of course it got stolen. The thieves just unscrewed part of the sign and slid the chain right off. I'm honestly beyond stumped. This is next-level stupid.

I don't even talk to my little brother anymore but reading this back almost makes me want to find him and beat his fucking ass. Not out of anger but just pure and unfiltered confusion. I'm not going to do that obviously.

We live in a society but that is some next level stupid shit.

 

[Agave]

When a song is so good, but it's forever associated with porn:

 

[Tomorrow]

happy friday

 

[Dacvak]

I've been eating too healthy lately. I'm getting taco bell today. God I love me some shitty taco bell.

In other news, I found a free boat on the side of the road last night. Can't wait until the weather warms up and I can go water skiing!

 

[Peggies]

Counting the hours until my retarded monkeys sleep. Then I'll get drunk with you guys. But not too much because I have to look good tomorrow.

 

[Idleyes]

After an extensive deliberative process, during which occupational fatigue, circadian decline, stress accumulation, and projected marginal utility were rigorously evaluated, I arrived at a statistically defensible conclusion. Historical precedent and a rapid cost-benefit analysis all converged on the same outcome. I will be having a drink after work.

 

[Tomorrow]

i've already started drinking.

 

[nush]

i've already started drinking.

It's a bit early mate, you'll be crashing out before everyone else. What are you drinking today?

 

[Tomorrow]

It's a bit early mate, you'll be crashing out before everyone else. What are you drinking today?

beer.

 

[John Marston]

After an extensive deliberative process, during which occupational fatigue, circadian decline, stress accumulation, and projected marginal utility were rigorously evaluated, I arrived at a statistically defensible conclusion. Historical precedent and a rapid cost-benefit analysis all converged on the same outcome. I will be having a drink after work.

Your vocabulary is rich and extensive.

You should write a book

 

[HRK69]

How is this possible? What did your dad say?

I wish I had a good explanation, but I really don't. My dad wasn't happy at all, more disbelief than anger at this point. Funny thing is this happend weeks ago and my dad didn't tell me. When my stepmom eventually told me, he just said something like, 'Son… just don't get involved'

The relationship is already not in the best place and my dad means well but can be a bit naïve when it comes to 'helping' him

 

[Idleyes]

Your vocabulary is rich and extensive.

You should write a book

Years of reading and enduring corporate yapping gave me this academic level fluency in code switching.

 

[AJUMP23]

I wish I had a good explanation, but I really don't. My dad wasn't happy at all, more disbelief than anger at this point. Funny thing is this happend weeks ago and my dad didn't tell me. When my stepmom eventually told me, he just said something like, 'Son… just don't get involved'

The relationship is already not in the best place and my dad means well but can be a bit naïve when it comes to 'helping' him

Dad trying to protect you both from your brothers stupidity. Stepmom is miffed so she let it "slip". It is tough to try to live and be dumb.

 

[nush]

beer.

What brand are you on?

 

[Tomorrow]

What brand are you on?

can't tell you that

 

[Tomorrow]

jk amstel

 

[Tomorrow]

John Marston how are you mate

 

[HRK69]

Dad trying to protect you both from your brothers stupidity. Stepmom is miffed so she let it "slip".

Fair take. My dad's more about actions than words anyway so him staying quiet tracks perfectly

It is tough to try to live and be dumb.

Oh man, I've got stories that make the boat fiasco look like a master plan. That's why I stay far away. And somehow he's a dad now… I can't even.

 

[John Marston]

John Marston how are you mate

Watching my recorded tennis from the Australian open

 

[AJUMP23]

Oh man, I've got stories that make the boat fiasco look like a master plan. That's why I stay far away. And somehow he's a dad now… I can't even.

Women can be dumb too.

 

[HRK69]

Women can be dumb too.

 

[Tomorrow]

 

[Peggies]

i've already started drinking.

Well I'm still running around my appartment like an idiot pretending to be a ghost dinosaur that's been chased by super sonic monstertruck. I don't even know why but when I asked the monkeys their explanation took ages and was in a language that I couldnt comprehend.

I need wine

 

[Tomorrow]

Well I'm still running around my appartment like an idiot pretending to be a ghost dinosaur that's been chased by super sonic monstertruck. I don't even know why but when I asked the monkeys their explanation took ages and was in a language that I couldnt comprehend.

I need wine

are you a t rex

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Today is flying by, which is great news because there's a fun event tonight.

 

[Tomorrow]

i don't know bout y'all but i'm gona go play some video games for a bit.

 

[Idleyes]

Well I'm still running around my appartment like an idiot pretending to be a ghost dinosaur that's been chased by super sonic monstertruck. I don't even know why but when I asked the monkeys their explanation took ages and was in a language that I couldnt comprehend.

I need wine