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nush said:
Havn't you learned to keep the purchases the wife won't approve of in the trunk when you get back and then slip back out later to bring them in the house?
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Holy shit that reminds me I have a case of drinks in my trunk!
Fuck Yeah Yes GIF
 
I literally told my wife I slept with another woman and you think I need to hide liquor? I mean I do hide the expensive liquor but that's only because I'm greedy.
 
I'm on hold with my state's DMV, and instead of playing hold music, they keep playing a fucking podcast with a state police officer over and over.

This is a new level of DMV hell.
 
Dacvak said:
I'm on hold with my state's DMV, and instead of playing hold music, they keep playing a fucking podcast with a state police officer over and over.

This is a new level of DMV hell.
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When I went to update my license to this "Real ID" shit we're using in the US the DMV cashier asked me to smile and I said "for what?". She laugh and said "for the picture" in her southern black accent and I said "Man look, yawl had me in here for almost an hour and you want me to do what?. She laughed and took the picture as is. Angry face.
 
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Peggies said:
Counting the hours until my retarded monkeys sleep. Then I'll get drunk with you guys. But not too much because I have to look good tomorrow.
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Hear me out - if you get all the people you interact with tomorrow drunk as well, you'll look good automatically.

This strategy work. It's how I got voted prom queen.
 
Super weird coincidence happened to me today. It always amazes me when these kinds of things happen. I went to a doctor's appointment today. It's like a 20-25 minute drive, over 5 miles away. So there are dozens of doctor's offices between my home and this office. When I left the doctor's office, there was an older woman getting into a red Honda with some guy wearing a white button down shirt. She had a pretty unique coat on and a brown winter hat. She drives off before I do, I do some stuff in my phone before I drive off. So I'm driving home, I stop at a store on the way home, which takes me down an adjacent street to get to my home I don't usually go down. As I'm going down that street, it's literally the next street over from my street, I see that woman parking the same red car and getting out of it with her son/spouse/whoever it was.

That woman I saw at that doctor's office happened to live the next street over. Pretty weird coincidence. Of all thousands and thousands of homes that this individual could have lived in between mine and the doctor's office and a 25 minute drive, she happens to live on the next block over. I could throw a baseball and hit her house right now if I wanted.

Always crazy when weird little coincidences like that happen to you.
 
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John Marston said:
For a second there I thought "Oh no Skip's love interest is a lesbian!!"

I'm such a dumbass sometimes 😄
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She did mention having another girl with us the other night. I assumed it wasn't serious but I'll report back.

Peggies said:
Just be aware of your tendency to limerence. And I'm not even saying this in a "you're full of shit" kind of way.
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We have radically different understandings of things. :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
I need everyone to understand that the treasure reaction is primarily for posts that are cleavage or otherwise sexual in nature. There are exceptions of course. Like people celebrating Friday. But mostly it's horny.
 
DragoonKain said:
Pretty weird coincidence. Of all thousands and thousands of homes that this individual could have lived in between mine and the doctor's office and a 25 minute drive, she happens to live on the next block over.
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Go over there and tell her the story. She'll see it as destiny and you could probably smash.
 
Maiden Voyage said:
I need everyone to understand that the treasure reaction is primarily for posts that are cleavage or otherwise sexual in nature. There are exceptions of course. Like people celebrating Friday. But mostly it's horny.
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I thought that's the thumbs up reaction.


Since it's the most effective for prostate massage, of course.
 
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3D printed monkey says hi.
 
Yo, yo

wifey on the fuck me skit like an unskippable cutscene bitch
I hold my balls running like this some Rugby shit
dummy imma a certified asshole, wonder women's lasso
will only reveal the patch notes,


can't write anymore too fucking wasted
 
yo yo,

Online I jest, IRL they dying to death
hard to impress I talk with hands like I'm deaf
jab with the right, hook off with the left
don't reach for your heat without a vest
Florida's the wild wild west, choppers & savages
you'll leave the scene Inna helicopter ambulance


damn yawl i got the hiccups
 
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Idleyes said:
yo yo,

Online I jest, IRL they dying to death
hard to impress I talk with hands like I'm deaf
jab with the right, hook off with the left
don't reach for your heat without a vest
Florida's the wild wild west, choppers & savages
you'll leave the scene Inna helicopter ambulance


damn yawl i got the hiccups
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Florida famously not the West. Geography pack DLC needed.
 
I forgot we had a couples dinner scheduled tonight, so I just got back from that. But I made a stop before home and got a 24 pack of my all-time favorite beer that's only released once a year.

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Okay, who do I gotta catch up with? Idleyes Idleyes bronkonagurski bronkonagurski ? Who else? 🍻
 
DragoonKain said:
Super weird coincidence happened to me today. It always amazes me when these kinds of things happen. I went to a doctor's appointment today. It's like a 20-25 minute drive, over 5 miles away. So there are dozens of doctor's offices between my home and this office. When I left the doctor's office, there was an older woman getting into a red Honda with some guy wearing a white button down shirt. She had a pretty unique coat on and a brown winter hat. She drives off before I do, I do some stuff in my phone before I drive off. So I'm driving home, I stop at a store on the way home, which takes me down an adjacent street to get to my home I don't usually go down. As I'm going down that street, it's literally the next street over from my street, I see that woman parking the same red car and getting out of it with her son/spouse/whoever it was.

That woman I saw at that doctor's office happened to live the next street over. Pretty weird coincidence. Of all thousands and thousands of homes that this individual could have lived in between mine and the doctor's office and a 25 minute drive, she happens to live on the next block over. I could throw a baseball and hit her house right now if I wanted.

Always crazy when weird little coincidences like that happen to you.
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New York Wtf GIF by Lifetime
 
Maiden Voyage said:
I need everyone to understand that the treasure reaction is primarily for posts that are cleavage or otherwise sexual in nature. There are exceptions of course. Like people celebrating Friday. But mostly it's horny.
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Uuuhhh I got three treasure reactions for giving someone a cookie, what does that mean then?
 
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DragoonKain said:
Super weird coincidence happened to me today. It always amazes me when these kinds of things happen. I went to a doctor's appointment today. It's like a 20-25 minute drive, over 5 miles away. So there are dozens of doctor's offices between my home and this office. When I left the doctor's office, there was an older woman getting into a red Honda with some guy wearing a white button down shirt. She had a pretty unique coat on and a brown winter hat. She drives off before I do, I do some stuff in my phone before I drive off. So I'm driving home, I stop at a store on the way home, which takes me down an adjacent street to get to my home I don't usually go down. As I'm going down that street, it's literally the next street over from my street, I see that woman parking the same red car and getting out of it with her son/spouse/whoever it was.

That woman I saw at that doctor's office happened to live the next street over. Pretty weird coincidence. Of all thousands and thousands of homes that this individual could have lived in between mine and the doctor's office and a 25 minute drive, she happens to live on the next block over. I could throw a baseball and hit her house right now if I wanted.

Always crazy when weird little coincidences like that happen to you.
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Its more common than you think. My colleague and I use to eat lunch and sometimes hangout afterwork for 13 months or so. He had his bike that he came and left on, while I walked. He had told me the name of the community that he lived in, but not being from the city I assumed it was somewhere far away, turns out it was half a block away!
 
nush said:
Hello fellow Saturday mid-dayer.
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what are your saturday plans?

i got up at about 5am and played Death Stranding 2 until about 10. played a bit of flight simulator. watching some Valorant streams at the moment. going to give Arc Raiders a shot and see if it clicks.
 
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