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FRIDAY NIGHT [OT2] - Official NeoGAF Weekend Kickoff REDUX

What are your lovely plans for tonight, my lovely friends?
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I watched one of those influencer boxing events yesterday.

It's mainly about the white guy. The dude literally watched Jason Luv fuck his girl then got in the ring with him and got stopped in a minute. Absolute humiliation arc.

 
First wash of the year after two months. It took me four and a half hours, as the car was absolutely filthy! The foam gun for the pre-wash was a lot of fun. Carpro Lift pre-wash and Carpro Reset shampoo are definitely a brand I'm sticking with.

I've used many pressure washers over the years, cheap shit and professional ones over £3k and I've never caught my hand until today. My hand looks like Dolores Umbridge has forced me to use a dark magic blood quill.

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I had a quick go with my new pressure washer at 170 bar on a patio slab and it definitely shifts most algae, moss, lichen, grime, and soil etc. I'll pick up a Nilfisk patio cleaner attachment at some point for the summer.

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First wash of the year after two months. It took me four and a half hours, as the car was absolutely filthy! The foam gun for the pre-wash was a lot of fun. Carpro Lift pre-wash and Carpro Reset shampoo are definitely a brand I'm sticking with.

I've used many pressure washers over the years, cheap shit and professional ones over £3k and I've never caught my hand until today. My hand looks like Dolores Umbridge has forced me to use a dark magic blood quill.

jZ67Dp6FmosMbfdA.jpg


I had a quick go with my new pressure washer at 170 bar on a patio slab and it definitely shifts most algae, moss, lichen, grime, and soil etc. I'll pick up a Nilfisk patio cleaner attachment at some point for the summer.

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Oh hell yeah, nothing like some good ol' pressure washing. I washed some patio slabs last summer, and it was so cathartic. I also went behind the house and drew a few dicks and bad words into some of the walkway by my deck and left it like that lol.
 
Oh hell yeah, nothing like some good ol' pressure washing. I washed some patio slabs last summer, and it was so cathartic. I also went behind the house and drew a few dicks and bad words into some of the walkway by my deck and left it like that lol.
I'm definitely picking up some wellies before I tackle the patio and brickwork.
 
My neighbors are such some cool seniors and they have two amazing older huskies. Would it be weird to ask if I could help walk them if they ever need it?
 
Had electricity die on one of the main circuits at my house. Ugh. Replaced the GFCI outlet on that circuit (since that's a common problem) and even replaced the circuit breaker itself, no luck. My guess is that there's probably a very dead critter in my crawlspace.

It could be worse, since the kitchen still has power (food won't be going bad) but gonna have to try and get an air mattress set up in my office to sleep on since my bedroom no longer has heat. And of course it happens on a Saturday, meaning I'll have to wait to call an electrician Monday...
 
My neighbors are such some cool seniors and they have two amazing older huskies. Would it be weird to ask if I could help walk them if they ever need it?
Dude not weird at all. They would probably love that. I've got friends who are husky owners, and the only thing they love more than their dogs, is spending precious moments away from their dogs. It's like constantly caring for adorable, loud furry toddlers lol.

Had electricity die on one of the main circuits at my house. Ugh. Replaced the GFCI outlet on that circuit (since that's a common problem) and even replaced the circuit breaker itself, no luck. My guess is that there's probably a very dead critter in my crawlspace.

It could be worse, since the kitchen still has power (food won't be going bad) but gonna have to try and get an air mattress set up in my office to sleep on since my bedroom no longer has heat. And of course it happens on a Saturday, meaning I'll have to wait to call an electrician Monday...
Oof. That's the worst. Are you in the US? Gonna get hit with the blizzard?
 
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Oof. That's the worst. Are you in the US? Gonna get hit with the blizzard?
I'm in the US but thankfully not in the path of the blizzard. It's only gonna drop down to about 38f the next few nights - chilly but not deadly. I have a central furnace that broke a few months ago (homeownership - so fun!) so it'll all space heaters now.
 
That was another high quality evening/morning with art lady. Just to entertain Friday Gaf when she asked if I wanted something to eat;

"I'd love a creme Brulee", she took a few moments to process this request before replying jokingly " If you want any of that posh shit you can fuck off to Asda and get it yourself!" :messenger_tears_of_joy:

So I countered with "Steak and a blowjob?", "No steak :sneaky:" she says.... Knows her way around dick. Gives amazing blowjobs.
 
My neighbors are such some cool seniors and they have two amazing older huskies. Would it be weird to ask if I could help walk them if they ever need it?

If you have a good relationship with the neighbours and the dogs respond well to you then just rephrase the question. "I'd love to take the dogs out, can I do that?"

I'd let people walk my dog if they asked, if I knew they were a good responsible person and if my dog liked them and felt safe with them.
 
That was another high quality evening/morning with art lady. Just to entertain Friday Gaf when she asked if I wanted something to eat;

"I'd love a creme Brulee", she took a few moments to process this request before replying jokingly " If you want any of that posh shit you can fuck off to Asda and get it yourself!" :messenger_tears_of_joy:

So I countered with "Steak and a blowjob?", "No steak :sneaky:" she says.... Knows her way around dick. Gives amazing blowjobs.
Friday Gaf out here getting laid. You love to see it.
 
Wish I was out there getting laid. Sadly I gave myself a hernia over the summer and trips to pound town have been ruled out of the question until it gets fixed according to my doctor. So it's been a while.

It's fine. I'll just throw that energy into learning to draw boobs.
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I haven't slept in 3 days and still feel like an hyperactive monkey on coke. I didn't take anything haven't a meal for a week. Stupid body.

I need to work like that now.
 
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