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[Idleyes]

No Bukkake jokes! Thank you.

Especially not while I'm eating Vanilla pudding.

 

[Peggies]

Especially not while I'm eating Vanilla pudding.

Yes especially not then

 

[nush]

 

[Artoris]

yo yo!
Act diesel & get your peoples torpedoed
they'll be those exposed with their ego's in speedos
by Debo wit band wagon habits & strobe lights
known like magicians pull rabbits from stove pipes
mumbling to patriots in 8-mile radius
whispering tales that made angels turn atheist
forgotten, rocking goloshes sipping brandy
on average days that dissolve like cotton candy
gnawed on ambition can stand it on weekends,
I admitted I think most lions went Vegan

yo yo!

I am from Brixton town, Brixton town be home
ego runs thick but home team is stronger
I am a hocus pocus man and my boom stick
is not rusty
cotton candy is sweet but queen of ethiopia
is sweeter
Men are only lions if hyenas are stronger

 

[Idleyes]

Bars!

 

[Peggies]

yo yo!

I am from Brixton town, Brixton town be home
ego runs thick but home team is stronger
I am a hocus pocus man and my boom stick
is not rusty
cotton candy is sweet but queen of ethiopia
is sweeter
Men are only lions if hyenas are stronger

"Men are only lions if hyenas are stronger"

I want that on a pillow!

 

[Idleyes]

yo yo!

I am from Brixton town, Brixton town be home
ego runs thick but home team is stronger
I am a hocus pocus man and my boom stick
is not rusty
cotton candy is sweet but queen of ethiopia
is sweeter
Men are only lions if hyenas are stronger

yo yo

One rook that overlooked my notebook of only hooks
was a phony crook & got his baloney cooked
By butchers in clusters, street hustlers in Florida
Awkward walkers, hawkers who shit-talk like New Yorkers
Our hobby is to make busybodies go poof.
for spitting gobbledygook like bibbidybobbodyboop

 

[Putonahappyface]

Especially not while I'm eating Vanilla pudding.

 

[Idleyes]

That's so damn disturbing.

 

[Artoris]

yo yo

One rook that overlooked my notebook of only hooks
was a phony crook & got his baloney cooked
By butchers in clusters, street hustlers in Florida
Awkward walkers, hawkers who shit-talk like New Yorkers
Our hobby is to make busybodies go poof.
for spitting gobbledygook like bibbidybobbodyboop

yo yo

bibbidybobbodyboop is the brother we nether shared
His mother was a brother of things what go cooked
electric avenue is the home New Yorker's will nether know
busybodies all around poof go all when he around

 

[Idleyes]

yo yo

bibbidybobbodyboop is the brother we nether shared
His mother was a brother of things what go cooked
electric avenue is the home New Yorker's will nether know
busybodies all around poof go all when he around

The farthest opponents get guarded wit heat my reach is crazy
Sexiest women to London be on Florida beaches daily
froggy mate? That's what happens when tapping the static
Your rhymes are like London: foggy, pale and dramatic
Hell, it's future is either some city of Atlantis shit
Or a National Government where everyone speaks Arabic

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

It was Tuesday you son of a beech bison

 

[nush]

 

[Ipsi]

Had tacos now eating ice cream

 

[Idleyes]

You're about 0.3 lbs. heavier but 100% happier.

 

[Peggies]

Had tacos now eating ice cream

Sounds like your tacos are eating ice cream now.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Had tacos now eating ice cream

 

[nush]

Sounds like your tacos are eating ice cream now.

 

[HRK69]

Your rhymes are like London: foggy, pale and
dramatic

 

[badblue]

No Bukkake jokes! Thank you.

No bukkake jokes. Got it.

 

[nush]

 

[Idleyes]

yo yo!

Previously I hit you with a high flavored dish, and I hate that it fits
Our fortune is to feed upon grief, worst part of days and nights like this
not ready to move on, but time is dragging me…. by my wrists.
We're condemned to a seemingly endless period of mourning
A whole budget of shrewd observations, alarming
Discourse and disputes on war and policy, laws and monetary alignment
In solitary confinement, altercations with tyrants
Is confusion, threatening the solution is dissolution from this illusion
And our long short temper, remember, so our members wont turn to stone
When one begins to wax warm, carry the other home
what happens when names are tossed in files
from good person to weaponized story with no trial
May love persuade you in these dark times, open minds
Hold the line
Hold the line

 

[Putonahappyface]

yo yo!

Previously I hit you with a high flavored dish, and I hate that it fits
Our fortune is to feed upon grief, worst part of days and nights like this
not ready to move on, but time is dragging me…. by my wrists.
We're condemned to a seemingly endless period of mourning
A whole budget of shrewd observations, alarming
Discourse and disputes on war and policy, laws and monetary alignment
In solitary confinement, altercations with tyrants
Is confusion, threatening the solution is dissolution from this illusion
And our long short temper, remember, so our members wont turn to stone
When one begins to wax warm, carry the other home
what happens when names are tossed in files
from good person to weaponized story with no trial
May love persuade you in these dark times, open minds
Hold the line
Hold the line

 

[nush]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[jshackles]

Told a buddy at work about my electrical problems at home, he's like "dude let me take a stab at that tonight". I figured, "why not?" so he came over with some tools. Two hours later I had power back in that part of my house. After the professional place wanted almost $2,000 for sending guys over a few days ago and did fuck all.

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Told a buddy at work about my electrical problems at home, he's like "dude let me take a stab at that tonight". I figured, "why not?" so he came over with some tools. Two hours later I had power back in that part of my house. After the professional place wanted almost $2,000 for sending guys over a few days ago and did fuck all.

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

Does he like a drink? Buy him a crate of beer or a nice bottle of single malt whisky.

 

[nush]

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

Beer.

 

[jshackles]

Does he like a drink? Buy him a crate of beer or a nice bottle of single malt whisky.

He's a tequila drinker, might have to go for the super fancy bottle

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Told a buddy at work about my electrical problems at home, he's like "dude let me take a stab at that tonight". I figured, "why not?" so he came over with some tools. Two hours later I had power back in that part of my house. After the professional place wanted almost $2,000 for sending guys over a few days ago and did fuck all.

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

Handjob or a case of beer

 

[Artoris]

Handjob or a case of beer

 

[Putonahappyface]

Handjob or a case of beer

Or two coked up puppets.

 

[AJUMP23]

Told a buddy at work about my electrical problems at home, he's like "dude let me take a stab at that tonight". I figured, "why not?" so he came over with some tools. Two hours later I had power back in that part of my house. After the professional place wanted almost $2,000 for sending guys over a few days ago and did fuck all.

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

Or you can get him a gift card to his favorite restaurant.

 

[Putonahappyface]

All fabulous suggestions. jshackles in this order to avoid a lawsuit.

1. Restaurant
2. Name circuit after him
3. Alcohol
4. Handjob
5. Puppets

 

[Artoris]

 

[Idleyes]

Dude doesn't want / won't take money, so what's an appropriate gift?

Tell him that you named that circuit after him. Then show him a picture where you wrote his name there.

 

[Ipsi]

I don't see a active NBA thread so im posting it here for anyone interested but it seems Giannis might be traded

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Or you can get him a gift card to his favorite restaurant.

 

[AJUMP23]

Only if he goes with him and holds his hands.

 

[John Marston]

Or you can get him a gift card to his favorite topless joint.

 

[jshackles]

Guess he's getting a sock puppetjob, thanks GAF

 

[John Marston]

On my way back from chemo!

Today is a very manageable -15ºC and the sun is out
Plus I got my 30 year old ugly ass sherpa tuque on
But it is soooo warm.

PS: For the first time ever I actually look like an old man

Topher this is what an old geezer looks like, not you

 

[Peggies]

Bukkake

He's a tequila drinker, might have to go for the super fancy bottle

On my way back from chemo!

Today is a very manageable -15ºC and the sun is out
Plus I got my 30 year old ugly ass sherpa tuque on
But it is soooo warm.

PS: For the first time ever I actually look like an old man

Topher this is what an old geezer looks like, not you

 

[Topher]

On my way back from chemo!

Today is a very manageable -15ºC and the sun is out
Plus I got my 30 year old ugly ass sherpa tuque on
But it is soooo warm.

PS: For the first time ever I actually look like an old man

Topher this is what an old geezer looks like, not you

You're purtier than I am. I hate you

 

[John Marston]

You two are too polite and kind

 

[nush]

 

[Peggies]

So, Putonahappyface do you remember when you said that your sister's ex was a malignant cunt and I said mine is not.

Turns out, he is .

 

[Putonahappyface]

So, Putonahappyface do you remember when you said that your sister's ex was a malignant cunt and I said mine is not.

Turns out, he is .

Sorry to hear that. For what it's worth we aren't all bastards. I hope you meet someone nice eventually.

 

[Peggies]

Sorry to hear that. For what it's worth we aren't all bastards. I hope you meet someone nice eventually.

Already found one

 

[Putonahappyface]