• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Romeo is a Dead Man - Reviews Thread

Nice Opimization :messenger_tears_of_joy:
2a96ca6361e99fd66df46a1c511248f9.png
Those numbers are abysmal. Shaking my fucking head.
 
3VGChkeOxQLtbUu6.jpg


The Simpsons GIF


and he didn't even get the quote right, it's :

"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
 
Are you new to Grasshopper games? 73 solidifies it as a banger

For reference
Killer is Dead MC: 64
Lollipop Chainsaw MC: 70
No More Heroes 3: 75

Pirates Of The Caribbean Time GIF
in my mind at 64 for killer is dead to be thrown out Gamespot gave that review a five because of sexy women.
 
Last edited:
So the reviewer is afraid of pussy and doesn't understand the nuances of Grasshopper Manufacture's games. Got it lmao.
more or less the only valid reason I saw was the combos don't register all the time
the rest of the criticism where the story is convoluted and I feel like a pervert looking at these women
 
Watched the Gameranx video and honestly, this doesn't seem too bad at all. Really reminds me of PS360 games and that's really not a bad thing for a change. Combat seems fun enough, it's too bad about the bland level design though.

I can see myself getting this in a (deep)sale.
 
Top Bottom