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Chuck Norris is dead

Chuck Norris dead? Ah, this is the final proof I needed to realize I'm living in a virtual world because in the real world Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Death to a bloody pulp.
 
Bert Big Balls said:
They say Chuck Norris is so tough there's no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

RIP.
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RIP. My Grandmother loves watching Texas Ranger daily. Gonna be rough when she finds out..

Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.
 
saintjules said:
RIP. My Grandmother loves watching Texas Ranger daily. Gonna be rough when she finds out..

Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.
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Fuck those douchenozzles.

When Jane Fonda kicks it, just copy all their hateful shit, swap out the name, and then see their outrage and "How DARE you!"'s.
 
saintjules said:
Of course the purple place is raising hell because of his stuff outside of film/TV.
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So much generalized hatred over there. It's sad really, but some people are just filled with contempt for anyone who's different than them. 😞
 
He confessed Christ as his savior so one day Chuck and I and his family will be I the presence of God and Jesus doing some sick flying dragon kicks.

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Damn, RIP to a legend.
I fondly remember Texas Ranger being our weekly Sunday evening show when I was a kid. And of course all the memes (which he seemed to like an embrace).
He'll be missed.
 
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Fbh said:
Damn, RIP to a legend.
I fondly remember Texas Ranger being our weekly Sunday evening show when I was a kid. And of course all the memes (which he seemed to like an embrace).
He'll be missed.
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He definitely did. Hell, he did a World of Warcraft commercial at one point because his memes became so ubiquitous within the game.
 
I'm sure he isn't dead and just decided that chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe 😁😂🦾

Another action great gone (and general martial arts bad a$$)

My love and condolences to his family. Thanks for the memories chuck ❤️
 
thefool said:
An icon.

He had a pretty interesting filmography, it wasn't your average schlock.
For instance an eye for an eye or the octagon are wonderful strange action movies, code of silence is legit great and forced vengenace is probably his most underrated movie.

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I loved watching Forced Vengeance as a kid. This kick ass intro is also a scene from the middle of the movie. Great 80's synth music and the slow motion silhouette fight is so awesome!!

 
AJUMP23 said:


A real one.
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The knowledge that he could KILL YOU definitely informed his approach to everyone, probably why he seemed so confident and chill.

What service has Walker? Peacock? Might need to fire up a few seasons as background and give Star Trek a rest for a bit.
 
Word is he showed up to Valhalla and they asked "did you die with a weapon in your hand or alone in a bed?" so he just held up his right fist and they sat him in the Hall of Heroes IMMEDIATELY :P
 
jason10mm said:
Word is he showed up to Valhalla and they asked "did you die with a weapon in your hand or alone in a bed?" so he just held up his right fist and they sat him in the Hall of Heroes IMMEDIATELY :P
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It's likely he went to Asgard instead and made Odin his bitch.
 
He was a beacon of integrity and goodness. I loved Texas Walker Ranger back in the day.

I feel genuinly sad, I know he was over 50 during the Texas Ranger era, so I knew he was getting older, but he seemed to full of life. RIP Chuck Norris, you will be remembered, and a lot of people look up to you.
 
Smiggs said:
It's likely he went to Asgard instead and made Odin his bitch.
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Snatched his other eye right outta his head with the tagline "Bet you didn't see that coming" :P

Though now that I think about it, Chuck wasn't much for the quippy taglines that I can recall. I'm gonna see if I can throw up Invasion U.S.A., Silent Rage, and The Octagon to see. He must have had some in Walker at least.
 
Damn...I thought if anyone could make it to 100 and still be kicking ass, it would be him.

RIP to an absolute Legend
 
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