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Happy May the 4th Star Wars Day!

Darkmakaimura

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Uh....

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

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You fucked up! Now you have to tell us which Star Wars game is your favorite.

For me, it has to be Jedi Outcast. That part where you fuck up a cantina right after getting the light saber is 10/10 videogame bliss.
 
Oh well there's at least a science fiction event people do care about.... Warhammer Skulls on May 22nd!
 
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The company I work for is so nerdy, we literally get today off as a holiday.
 
Anything Star Wars related was always something special. Disney managed to fuck that up and now no one cares about Star Wars. I watched The Empire Strikes back on VHS until the fucking tape wore out.
But now, when I see anything new that is Star Wars I cringe.

The Disney Star Wars movies are like really bad fan fiction. It makes old EU novels like The Crystal Star and Planet Of Twilight look like fucking masterpieces.
 
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How's Shadow of the Empire? I got that one as a gift years ago yet still haven't checked it out. :goog_relieved:
It's a book for young adults. Pretty meh story and writing. I re-read it a few years ago, circa 20 years after my first read of it, and I understood why it didn't stick with me. The Thrawn books are so much better.


Anyway, timely thread. Just yesterday I played through Super Star Wars and Super TESB for the SNES.
I played SSW dozens of times as a kid. Probably almost all of them on Easy, since even the equivalent of Normal mode is hard as balls - or rather pretty cheap, seeing that increasing the difficulty makes enemies spongey as hell and makes your character as frail as paper. Still a cool game, a very good way of reliving the movie.

Meanwhile, I'd never played STESB and holy shit, this one is pretty bad. The level design is horrid, the performance is terrible, the difficulty is out of this world even on Easy. The Mode 7 levels are particularly bad - it's like they were "should we have low resolution or bad framerate?" and opted for "yes". Some bosses are absolutely impossible unless you come in with full health and a fully-powered blaster and just shoot the boss into oblivion before it does it to you. The later platforming levels are so badly designed, they'd be hilarious if they weren't infuriating. The final Vader battle is impossible if you don't come in with the right Force powers, which of course I didn't find. The bastard has a life bar that would put Cave shooter bosses to shame, and the most convenient collisions I've seen in a while. I think I tried to beat him for like three hours straight, trying at least 50 times, but to no avail. I guess whoever beat this game as a kid must be scarred forever. Even on Easy, beating this shit with three continues must have taken months to the average SNES player.

I had half a mind to complete the trilogy playing Super ROTJ today, but I won't have time for that.
 
Star Wars games like shadow of the empire, rogue squadron, battlefront, Jedi survivor etc. have played well, the recent TV show run has been alright.

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Anything Star Wars related was always something special. Disney managed to fuck that up and now no one cares about Star Wars. I watched The Empire Strikes back on VHS until the fucking tape wore out.
But now, when I see anything new that is Star Wars I cringe.

The Disney Star Wars movies are like really bad fan fiction. It makes old EU novels like The Crystal Star and Planet Of Twilight look like fucking masterpieces.
I don't even care about the original movies anymore, it's totally dead to me. Proof you can ruin the past if you try hard enough and LotR is next.
 
I don't even care about the original movies anymore, it's totally dead to me. Proof you can ruin the past if you try hard enough and LotR is next.

I still like the old movies, because of nostalgia.
But modern Star Wars is boring, morose, uninspired, corporate.
 
You fucked up! Now you have to tell us which Star Wars game is your favorite.

For me, it has to be Jedi Outcast. That part where you fuck up a cantina right after getting the light saber is 10/10 videogame bliss.
KOTOR 2 with mods. It was a very good follow up to BioWare's great but a bit more predictable title.
 
I still like the old movies, because of nostalgia.
But modern Star Wars is boring, morose, uninspired, corporate.
I was watching New Hope yesterday with my son. He hasn't seen it for a few years and was probably too little back then to really appreciate it.

Anyways, he loved it and going to watch Empire Strikes Back today. Best Star Wars movie of course.
 
I don't even care about the original movies anymore, it's totally dead to me. Proof you can ruin the past if you try hard enough and LotR is next.
I'm starting to feel the same to be honest.
I disagree, the original trilogy for Star Wars (yes even the damn Ewok one) and LOTR are still masterpieces.

New stuff is meh to bad (except for Rogue One), but it is what it is, doesn't diminish the old movies. It's same with Indiana Jones and its OG trilogy.
 
Hmm, maybe they could have dropped Mando movie today. Just a thought
Disney - Lucas literally has no idea what it's doing anymore. The fact Daisey Ridley is still going to lead the next trilogy when everyone else jumped ship and acts likes it doesn't exists says a lot lol. Then again, they ruined her career so I'm not shocked either
 
It's a book for young adults. Pretty meh story and writing. I re-read it a few years ago, circa 20 years after my first read of it, and I understood why it didn't stick with me. The Thrawn books are so much better.


Anyway, timely thread. Just yesterday I played through Super Star Wars and Super TESB for the SNES.
I played SSW dozens of times as a kid. Probably almost all of them on Easy, since even the equivalent of Normal mode is hard as balls - or rather pretty cheap, seeing that increasing the difficulty makes enemies spongey as hell and makes your character as frail as paper. Still a cool game, a very good way of reliving the movie.

Meanwhile, I'd never played STESB and holy shit, this one is pretty bad. The level design is horrid, the performance is terrible, the difficulty is out of this world even on Easy. The Mode 7 levels are particularly bad - it's like they were "should we have low resolution or bad framerate?" and opted for "yes". Some bosses are absolutely impossible unless you come in with full health and a fully-powered blaster and just shoot the boss into oblivion before it does it to you. The later platforming levels are so badly designed, they'd be hilarious if they weren't infuriating. The final Vader battle is impossible if you don't come in with the right Force powers, which of course I didn't find. The bastard has a life bar that would put Cave shooter bosses to shame, and the most convenient collisions I've seen in a while. I think I tried to beat him for like three hours straight, trying at least 50 times, but to no avail. I guess whoever beat this game as a kid must be scarred forever. Even on Easy, beating this shit with three continues must have taken months to the average SNES player.

I had half a mind to complete the trilogy playing Super ROTJ today, but I won't have time for that.

As a Genesis owner, I loved the SSW trilogy back in the day and was hugely jealous that SNES got them all and we were left with Game Gear ports of SW and SROTJ.

There are cheat codes for the entire trilogy so you should jump back into Empire and beat Vader's ass.

 
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