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[truly101]

Ryder getting tons of promo material. Cue him losing to Del Rio in a minute.

Ziggler does a run in, builds up the feud, ADR doesn't lose any push for jobbing to Ryder and you assume Ryder runs in on Ziggler during the punk match.



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[Sanjuro]

I like that the people calling Ziggler a joke character are the same people wanting Ziggler to get a push.

#nocommonsense

 

[Spider from Mars]

z ryde is totally off the chains dawg

 

[Razorskin]

Is Dwayne definitely not on Monday Night Raw Supershow tonight?

No, Johan Hill is

 

[ZeroRay]

MOST SIGNED PETITION IN ONLINE HISTORY!

 

[spindashing]

My big homey:

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE CAPTURE THE AUDIENCE'S ATTENTION LIKE @ZACKRYDER SINCE SCOTTIE 2 HOTTY™ INTRODUCED THE WORM. THIS KID IS MONEY!

 

[Lunchbox]

Z-ry lost

 

[Spider from Mars]

MOST SIGNED PETITION IN ONLINE HISTORY!

eat your heart out vidya game petitions.

 

[Brinbe]

Ryder =(

 

[Ithil]

I like Ryder and all, and I think Z TLIS is awesome, and I'm from LI so he's putting it on for us... but... let's be honest... he's not really any good. His best match was him vs. Christian for the ECW title and that was like 2 years ago. Granted he hasn't had the opportunity to put a good match on since, but his promo work is funny but mediocre and the only reason everyone likes him is because he isn't part of the machine... if they pushed him down our throats we'd say Vince is capitalizing on Jersey Shore or something.

I really wish he was just a little better but I am glad he's over and will have a job for probably a long time instead of the 6 months I gave him after ECW ended.

Why do people constantly feel the need to declare the "only" reason people like something?

 

[BoboBrazil]

what a geek, he tapped instantly, jobbers do that

 

[Professor Beef]

eat your heart out vidya game petitions.

#fuckshenmue3

 

[RBH]

THE ROCK BOTTOM HEARD ROUND THE WORLD




THAT JOHN CENA RECOVERED FROM IN THREE SECONDS

 

[Plywood]

I just got guru meditated on The GAF

 

[Wendel Clark]

z ry vs d bry

 

[mooooose]

Why do people constantly feel the need to declare the "only" reason people like something?

Other than the dude obviously having heart and rebellion attitude by relation, what reasons are there to like him? Very few. He's pretty bad, as the ADR match just showed.

 

[Ultratech]

"Rock Bottom heard around the world?"

You mean the one Cena pretty much no-sold 2 seconds after the fact?

 

[mightynine]

Ryder gave GAF a Woo Woo Guru Meditation (at least for me). Now hit his music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvqdbrQiWsQ

(You kids will never get this.)

 

[Ithil]

Why would you write a promo that actively calls attention to the fact that you don't give your audience what the want, then follow it up by the jobbing out the guy they were asking for?

It's like you're mocking them. Where's the logic?

 

[Shadowlink]

Sheamus having a match means we're going to have another history lesson by Michael Cole.

 

[NihonTiger90]

z ry vs d bry

versus A-Ri.

 

[Lunchbox]

shemus laughing smiling, saying how you doing

a year ago he was hitting hhh with a pipe

 

[Jackson50]

Sweet. Can't wait to hear Job Cena's response.

 

[Forkball]

THE ROCK BOTTOM HEARD ROUND THE WORLD




THAT JOHN CENA RECOVERED FROM IN THREE SECONDS

It was the most epic moment I've ever seen since the last time he did that seven months ago.

 

[Fourth Storm]

Wtf? Fallout from Survivor Series? This is like a house show storyline going down right now. What happened to the days when the day after a big PPV was a huge episode? Didn't Kane win the title one Sunday and drop it the next night to Stone Cold? Someone refresh me...

 

[UberTag]

Other than the dude obviously having heart and rebellion attitude by relation, what reasons are there to like him? Very few. He's pretty bad, as the ADR match just showed.

Zack Ryder vs. Christian for the ECW Championship

 

[Ithil]

shemus laughing smiling, saying how you doing

a year ago he was hitting hhh with a pipe

Last night he was disqualified for beating Swagger uncontrollably in a rage.

I'm not sure where they're going with this.

 

[Brinbe]

"Rock Bottom heard around the world?"

You mean the one Cena pretty much no-sold 2 seconds after the fact?

need a gif of him rolling up the ramp

 

[Plywood]

versus A-Ri.

But z ry and d bry be al ly

 

[krae_man]

MOST SIGNED PETITION IN ONLINE HISTORY!

19500 retweets is the most signed petition in online history?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Other than the dude obviously having heart and rebellion attitude by relation, what reasons are there to like him? Very few. He's pretty bad, as the ADR match just showed.

Oh yeah, that glorified squash was totally Zack Ryder's peak in ring. What a dork. I hope he never gets pushed and we continue to get vanilla roid monsters like dat awshum Masun Rianne.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Wtf? Fallout from Survivor Series? This is like a house show storyline going down right now. What happened to the days when the day after a big PPV was a huge episode? Didn't Kane win the title one Sunday and drop it the next to Stone Cold? Someone refresh me...

Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Ring_(1998)

Gets forgotten a lot because of Taker/Foley HIAC the same night.

 

[Ithil]

GEE! I WONDER IF CENA'S RESPONSE WILL BE TO BRUSH OFF ROCK'S ATTACK AND SMILE MAYBE WITH A FEW SECONDS OF SERIOUS FACE.

 

[Plywood]

Sheamus doesn't have a twitter? Unpush this Sesame Street sideshow.

 

[UberTag]

Why would you write a promo that actively calls attention to the fact that you don't give your audience what the want, then follow it up by the jobbing out the guy they were asking for?

It's like you're mocking them. Where's the logic?

Trolling the WWE Universe is funny.
They're just a bunch of idiots anyway.
They waste their money on attending crappy WWE cards and crappy WWE merchandise just so they can chant along with their peers.
People go to church each Sunday and get to do that for free.

The above is what Vince thinks.

 

[Ithil]

Other than the dude obviously having heart and rebellion attitude by relation, what reasons are there to like him? Very few. He's pretty bad, as the ADR match just showed.

Did you just point to a squash match as an example of someone's talents?

 

[BoboBrazil]

Ugh Swagger

 

[Jackson50]

That DYK was lame. Of course, they are universally lame.

 

[Brinbe]

jobswagger

 

[rvd2kewl]

youtube.com/itbegins2012

 

[Cruceh]

I haven't been following WWE as much anymore but why is Vickie with Swagger now? Did she dump Ziggler?

 

[Razorskin]

twitter glitching

 

[Spider from Mars]

Sheamus doesn't have a twitter? Unpush this Sesame Street sideshow.

maybe he got a linkedin

 

[Ithil]

Jack Jobber will definitely win cleanly.

 

[dream]

Why is Jack Swagger's titantron logo so 80s?

 

[funkystudent]

Did the twitter pop up just glitch out?

 

[somedevil]

Why would you write a promo that actively calls attention to the fact that you don't give your audience what the want, then follow it up by the jobbing out the guy they were asking for?

It's like you're mocking them. Where's the logic?

It's stupid logic though in a weird way it helps Ryder because it feeds more into the belief that the WWE is not giving him his due and he will get more popular.

Though I still believe at TLC he will win the title from Dolph Ziggler.

 

[Ithil]

I haven't been following WWE as much anymore but why is Vickie with Swagger now? Did she dump Ziggler?

She's with both. They're "clients".

 

[dream]

youtube.com/itbegins2012

OMG IT'S STING

 

[Mr. Enigma]

youtube.com/itbegins2012

OMG STING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!