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Will you guys put your cocks away so RBH, DMKehoe, Boootaay, and I can discuss the troubling Dwayne Johnson buyrate?
 
nobody here cares about Dwayne. He can't wrestle, his catchphrases are old and boring(and not in the awesome hogan or randy savage old way)

we all want jericho to come back and save wrestlemania for us.
 
Will you guys put your cocks away so RBH, DMKehoe, Boootaay, and I can discuss the troubling Dwayne Johnson buyrate?

From the start, I thought having Rock wrestle at SS was a bit risky, but Meltzer seemed to be convinced that any possible decrease in the WM28 buyrate would be offset by the theoretical increase in the SS buyrate. Now I don't know what to think about how WM28 will do.
 
Yeah I suppose you're right, but regardless what we got could have been so much better.

And a literal interpretation of the bolded would have been damn good television

Your suggestion would've been better as well, I'm just throwing out what I think could've been the optimal way for the angle to turn out. We got crap so anything would've been better, really. :P And though ridiculous, HHH being possessed by Liquid Vince would have indeed been better as well.

Will you guys put your cocks away so RBH, DMKehoe, Boootaay, and I can discuss the troubling Dwayne Johnson buyrate?

What did anyone expect? The Rock wrestling is cool in a "Oh look at that" kind of way, but people aren't going to come back in droves. The public perception of wrestling right now is that it sucks, especially to the fans of the Attitude Era. I'm sure Wrestlemania will do fine as it's the only reliable buyrate of the entire year, but mainstream audiences don't really care about the rest of the shows, even with Dwayne.
 
From the start, I thought having Rock wrestle at SS was a bit risky, but Meltzer seemed to be convinced that any possible decrease in the WM28 buyrate would be offset by the theoretical increase in the SS buyrate. Now I don't know what to think about how WM28 will do.

Is it possible that nobody gives a shit about Dwayne Johnson the same way nobody gives a shit about Daniel Bryan?
 
*enjoys diva photos*

* fast-forwards through diva matches*

Someone attach that to those Frog, Wolf, Penguin, Dog Memes things.

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This is more fitting. :)
 
Is it possible that nobody gives a shit about Dwayne Johnson the same way nobody gives a shit about Daniel Bryan?

No, they're inversely related. If you are a fan of Dwayne, like Heavy for example, then you are not a fan of Daniel Bryan, who Net_Wrecker is a fan of.

It is impossible to like both and if you hate both than you probably hate pro wrestling and prefer the honor and integrity of Mixed Martial Arts.
 
No, they're inversely related. If you are a fan of Dwayne, like Heavy for example, then you are not a fan of Daniel Bryan, who Net_Wrecker is a fan of.

It is impossible to like both and if you hate both than you probably hate pro wrestling and prefer the honor and integrity of Mixed Martial Arts.

What if you enjoy Dwayne, Daniel and MMA?
 
No, they're inversely related. If you are a fan of Dwayne, like Heavy for example, then you are not a fan of Daniel Bryan, who Net_Wrecker is a fan of.

It is impossible to like both and if you hate both than you probably hate pro wrestling and prefer the honor and integrity of Mixed Martial Arts.

I have no problem with Dwayne. He was great in Fast Five. D. Brine's cool too, as is MMA.

Your theory's broken, dawg.
 
What if you enjoy Dwayne, Daniel and MMA?

I have no problem with Dwayne. He was great in Fast Five. D. Brine's cool too, as is MMA.

Your theory's broken, dawg.

If that's the case, then I don't believe you like Dwayne nearly as much as Daniel and MMA, or you're a lapsed Dwayne fan. Liking both Daniel and MMA is a give in because he posts YouTube videos of himself being choked by a fully-tatted dude.

Yep, I figured it out. You guys don't like Dwayne so much as you like his tat. Seeing his tat activates the same part of your brain that yearns to buy Affliction and Tapout shirts, as well as causing you to practice MMA moves on your friends and family when you're bored.
 
Is it possible that nobody gives a shit about Dwayne Johnson the same way nobody gives a shit about Daniel Bryan?

Are you implying that nobody cares about Dwayne Johnson or Daniel Bryan because they're not broken down drug addicted con men??!?
 
Is it possible that nobody gives a shit about Dwayne Johnson the same way nobody gives a shit about Daniel Bryan?

I'm going to take the Jim Cornette route on this one and blame everything on short term, short sighted booking, a lack of compelling characters, a lack of compelling feuds and too many instances of creative not playing to wrestler's strengths or successfully disguising their faults and instead expecting every wrestler to take whatever shit creative gives them and make it work, and more than that, make it believable.

No one amongst the lapsed WWE fans will give a shit about Dwayne if he isn't saying anything compelling and if he doesn't have compelling characters to feud with. We've had his return to the WWE, his return to RAW and his return to the ring, so what's left? A few more months of the same old lacklustre Cena/Rock back-and-forth we've had since the feud started, followed by, what in all probability, will be an underwhelming Wrestlemania main event? Exciting!
 
I have no problem with Dwayne. He was great in Fast Five. D. Brine's cool too, as is MMA.

Your theory's broken, dawg.

I watch wwe for wrestling. I like dbrine. I watch dwayne johnson movies for dwayne johnson. I dont watch his movies for old catch phrases or to increase his box office sales. I dont want to watch the rock wrestle just like i dont want to see dbring be an action movie star.
 
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