CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
I asked WWE to put Teddy Long on twitter...apparently he's bad at texting.
Maybe he could get someone to help him... You know, like a tag team.
I asked WWE to put Teddy Long on twitter...apparently he's bad at texting.
Pissed off Steph is hot, so are heel Bella's, and Evil Trish too. Stupid Maria is also amazing.
My taste in women is flawless
i'd hate to play bad guy here....but the videos ain't for Jericho or Taker ^_^
think...big....
Meltzer is saying on Observer Live that McMahon realizes that he was going overboard with the Michael Cole stuff after the bad main event rating last week and that is why he was toned down so much last night compared to usual. Also, if you look at the layout of the show, they put Cena back in the big segments at the 10pm hr and 11pm hr. Daniel Bryan was pretty much non existant on the show, Ryder seems to have been dropped down a notch into an angle with Eve, and Punk didn't even get the main event segment.
Thank you.Kane cutting the best promo of 2011.
Thank you.Kane is so awesome.
^ VIEWTIFUL GETS IT. Jesus, how blind are you guys to direction and acting ? It was PERFECT end with the chants going on (timed perfectly and the crowd ate it up) and the fade to black with Cena looking sad. Holy fucking shit, I'm starting to get mad. THAT'S HOW YOU END RAW, not fucking Ziggler or Daniel Bryan or whatever the current flavor of the month is for the Internet smarks. Jesus. Learn something about acting, directing, finishing scenes, and so on.I love the last shot, Cena looking sad, nothing get a world in, the CENA SUCKS chants going on even after the logo shows up
That was great
One of the best after Punk's legendary "shoot", yeah, easily top 5.Kane cutting the best promo of 2011.
This is the third time I've tried writing this post and hopefully the last. Every time I start I close the tab due to sheer disgust at Net_Wrecker's behavior last night. I'm THIS close to putting you on ignore, that's as PG as I can get. The difference between you and me is that I actually criticize the hell out of WWE and various wrestlers and gimmicks and decisions they make. You on the other hand are a fraud and a gimmick. You've embraced this role as a "heel" in our forum thread and ran with it vying for attention and criticizing everything WWE-related. Whenever you dish out praise it's veiled and slight with caveats all over the place, not genuine. This is all in an attempt to keep up with your role and garner attention, it's fake.
Calling Kane's promo last night "terrible" over and over again was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I'm done with you. I'm really done. I'm not going to put you on the ignore because that's a defeatist attitude, but I will not acknowledge you anymore. That's it, I'm done. I also take back my Merry Christmas to you from Sunday.
Are you kidding I'm booking it for this Friday's PPVholy shit @ Heavy's post
The Net Wrecker/Heavy main event at the Royal Rumble is gonna be so HYPE, let me tell ya
Heavy said:You on the other hand are a fraud and a gimmick. You've embraced this role as a "heel" in our forum thread and ran with it vying for attention and criticizing everything WWE-related. Whenever you dish out praise it's veiled and slight with caveats all over the place, not genuine. This is all in an attempt to keep up with your role and garner attention, it's fake.
Johnny Ace, who's actually turned my opinion around on how I originally felt about him
I think the biggest change is that Ace now actually looks comfortable behind the mic - he comes across as much more composed and you can tell he's starting to enjoy it. Everything about his promos just feels more natural, and he's starting to get good heat, as opposed to X-Pac heat.
* I couldn't believe what I was reading during Del Rio's wheelchair promo. Why am I the only one who really liked it? No "destiny" BS, they actually mentioned the real injury (groin tear) and didn't make it out to be an "ankle" or whatever, he was good with the crowd, Ricardo looked hilarious, the gold wheelchair was a nice touch, the Bellas coming out and looking like the hottest things on the planet was great, I just really liked the promo. Don't get the hate at all.
And can you and Net_Wrecker just ignore each other already? heh.
Boy that Lebell Lock is one hell of a finisher huh. Go Suplexman!
I'm fucking sad that Heavy and I are on the same page about Daniel Bryan being terrible.
Boy that Lebell Lock is one hell of a finisher huh. Go Suplexman!
There's a UFC thread up. Go shit that thing up for a couple days.
It was also amazing that this movement with Daniel Bryan, Ryder, and Punk that started last week .. only lasted one week. Bryan got 10 seconds of air time (if that). Ryder in a mixed tag team match. Punk in a gauntlet match and booked to lose in Chicago.
Love him or hate him, you have to respect him, like your boy John Cena. Personally, I love this war of words you two have going on. What I love most of all is that you're not threatening to PM a mod about it. Although to be honest, I'd probably laugh my ass off at that too.This is the third time I've tried writing this post and hopefully the last. Every time I start I close the tab due to sheer disgust at Net_Wrecker's behavior last night. I'm THIS close to putting you on ignore, that's as PG as I can get. The difference between you and me is that I actually criticize the hell out of WWE and various wrestlers and gimmicks and decisions they make. You on the other hand are a fraud and a gimmick. You've embraced this role as a "heel" in our forum thread and ran with it vying for attention and criticizing everything WWE-related. Whenever you dish out praise it's veiled and slight with caveats all over the place, not genuine. This is all in an attempt to keep up with your role and garner attention, it's fake.
Calling Kane's promo last night "terrible" over and over again was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I'm done with you. I'm really done. I'm not going to put you on the ignore because that's a defeatist attitude, but I will not acknowledge you anymore. That's it, I'm done. I also take back my Merry Christmas to you from Sunday.
I'm neutral on Laurinaitis. He's not as good as McMahon but he's better than Triple H. Sometimes though, he's glorious. Loved the entrance, I wish he would have sat indian-style in the ring.As for this RAW, honestly one of the best of the year and the sold out crowd of 14,000 strong at Chicago helped a lot. Going segment by segment here's how I saw it:
* Opening promo with Laurinaitis was awesome. Johnny Ace was already in my Fave 5 but is now nearing the top. From not caring one bit about him to being glued to the screen anytime he's on is a testament to the writers and Johnny himself. It was a slow evolution and it's still on-going, I love it. Went from no personality whatsoever with no smiles no jokes no nothing and he slowly becoming a really good on-screen character. The tipping point was the hilarious FE'ing of Morrison a few weeks ago as looked and pointed at the camera.
Punk had to resort to Chicago cheap pop, not nearly as much as your boy, John Cena, but yeah, Laurinaitis was funnier.* Johnny actually outshined Punk in this promo. What the hell was that bit about aliens? Made no sense at all and wasn't funny or witty or insulting or anything, the crowd didn't care either. Bad promo from Punk. He probably winged half of it and just came up short.
Yeah, that was boring. I was paying more attention to the commentary.* The Booker/Cody match went on too long and I found myself fast-forwarding it regularly (I watched RAW this morning). We'll probably see like a 400k drop in viewers for that match. Booker is just lame and it doesn't feel right with him being in the ring. I don't get the result either but I find it hard to care in the first place. Why is a god-tier wrassler like Cody feuding with this bum? Most likely it's filler till they start up a real feud with a current star in the coming months.
Eve is hot and the U.S. title goes back to not meaning shit.* The Eve/Ryder vs. Kidd/Nat match was just whatever. There's going to be a divas match every RAW and Smackdown and it's going to be barely interesting every time. That's just the way it is and we'll have to accept it. I'm fine with it... the Divas work hard and women deserve to be in the business so I'm not gonna sit here and hate on it. Same deal with the WNBA and women's collegiate sports. It is what it is.
The bad thing about Christmas...* ZOOKEEPAH's return was EPIC! The Cena/Miz match reactions started on page 219 and it was awesome reading how everyone was bored and complaining to marking out to Truth, just beautiful. I was right there with you. I like how he's sort of in the middle between a face and heel as well. The water bottle spot had me marking the fuck out and just laughing my ass off, awesome. Truth's beatdowns are always kinda stiff looking aren't they? That one in England he did to Morrison to turn heel was brutal. This one with Miz was great too, it feels like a legit brawl when he's doing his thing. Loved every second of it and it was one of the best parts of the show.
Thought it was funny. Del Rio is good with scripted stuff but he can't hold his own improvising on the fly with Punk or anyone else. They need to recognize his strengths and weaknesses and learn from them.* I couldn't believe what I was reading during Del Rio's wheelchair promo. Why am I the only one who really liked it? No "destiny" BS, they actually mentioned the real injury (groin tear) and didn't make it out to be an "ankle" or whatever, he was good with the crowd, Ricardo looked hilarious, the gold wheelchair was a nice touch, the Bellas coming out and looking like the hottest things on the planet was great, I just really liked the promo. Don't get the hate at all.
I thought he was going to crush everyone and get to Laurinaitis so the the result surprised me. But I would have rather seen Laurinaitis wrestle for 30 seconds.* Punk gauntlet matches were fine, nothing special. He was selling the knee injury a lot so his bout with Ziggler was just focusing on that rather than any cool spots. Ziggler winning was kind of a surprise and I'm definitely happy about that.
I don't think it should have ended here either but if it did, it would have built up to their match next week. Not saying Kane was any better, though. I did love Ziggler taking the title and rubbing it in Punk's face.* But people saying that the show should've ended with the Ziggler win are completely out of touch. Thank god the WWE doesn't listen to you mar--I won't say it! It's just a dumb idea, sorry. Ziggler isn't over enough yet to have him end RAW. You'd have to be completely out of touch to not realize that. Please stop being such Internet smarks and look at the big picture.
When Kane opened his mouth, I mentally tuned out. When he brought the mask back I was happy (Not nearly as much as Dream) because it reminded me of a time when he didn't talk. Or used a throat-thing whatever. Basically I don't want to hear this man speak, ever.* Now on to Kane and Cena, WOWOWOW at that Kane promo and the hinting at Cena's heel turn. It was beautiful, not a single botched line from Kane. The dragging of words did start to get a little tiresome near the end but 90% of it was awesome. It didn't go too overboard with the philosophical stuff, which is good for the little jimmies that watch, but enough so for us 'hardcore' fans. It was great, he was passionate, he was relevant, one of the best promos of the year. And the ending with the chants was epic.
Winning isn't everything...neither is...air...time...
Hey, Bryan's time to shine is on SD.
Daniel Bryan: The Star of a Show Nobody Watches. Sounds about right.
BoboBrazil said:This is going to be a pretty awesome show.
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what the fuck is going on here lol gaddamn
It's hilarious how Cole and Lawler have switched commentary roles
Sellout the Horizon on a Monday, refused entry to the Garden on Tuesday. My life is awesome.
Mike Johnson said:A number of younger undercard performers for Ring of Honor will be traveling to Japan next year to live and train at the Pro Wrestling NOAH dojos. I haven't officially confirmed any names, but the Bravado Brothers are slated to tour with NOAH so they appear to be the first of talents going over.
ROH is also working on bringing some NOAH regulars, Japanese and American, over for big shows in early 2012.
I hate the interim GM era.When gif and image posting is curbed to allow for more "serious discussion", this is the result.
Enjoy.
Good for the Bravados. A stay in the NOAH dojo, getting their asses handed to them by Shiozaki & KENTA, will surely do them the world of good.
Also, big YES to more NOAH talent in ROH. Tanahashi, Marvin & Sugiura would be my picks, as KENTA is sidelined with injury and Marufuji is just returning from injury, which is quite a big deal for NOAH (he's teaming with Ricky Marvin against AJPW wrestlers Shuji Kondo & Hiroshi Yamato at NOAH's first show of the new year, as Kondo has stated he wants to steal some belts from NOAH in retaliation to Akiyama winning the AJPW Triple Crown).
No offense, but I don't get your point about Kane in 2012? This is wrestling, and the old guys are always on top.Heavy, why do you take this stuff so seriously? :lol
Kane's promo was terrible IMO, especially to close the show with. If Kane had come out and said all that crap when Cena called him out, I'm sure I would've forgotten about it by now, but to close the show with that rambling monologue and Kane attempting to sound so much deeper than he really is was so bad. Like what you like, and I'll like what I like. It's about to be 2012, and I don't give 2 shits about Kane.
Gotdamn, I'm arguin about KANE right now? smh.
BTW, since you have this ridiculous idea in your head that I hate everything WWE the stuff on Raw I liked were: Johnny Ace, who's actually turned my opinion around on how I originally felt about him, Booker/Cody despite Booker winning which is kinda ridiculous, R-Truth being crazy, and ADR in the wheelchair. Do I need to announce to the thread every time I splooge my pants like you do just so my criticism is "genuine?" I don't think so, especially since there are 15 other people who will probably post those same likes. If anyone's playing up a gimmick it's you with your white knight attitude towards anyone criticizing the show. Excuse me for having different tastes and not marking out over every single positive thing that happens on a program I've been watching for 15+ years.
Brb, gonna go stick "The Psychological Analysis of John Cena By The Coward Kane" in the ballot box for promo of the decade.
Punk's Twitter:
LOL!
Jeff Katz posted a couple of pics from the first episode of Wrestling Retribution
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b015438ef3858970c-pi
http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0162fe3462ac970d-pi
This is going to be a pretty awesome show.