December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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Holy shit. I haven't bought a pro wrestling action figure since I was 12. But...I'm about to relapse.

I would buy it just to bust him through pieces of notebook paper and see his bedazzled storm trooper helmet fall off.
 
Basically.

You can't call out the "take your vitamins and say your prayers" era as outdated, evolve into the Attitude era... then take 5 steps back with the PG era. Like Vince said in that video, our intelligence is being insulted.

Maybe when the little Jimmies of the PG era grow up we'll get Attitude era part 2? lawl

Yeah, I hope they grow up to be mature people that love pimp or porn star gimmicks, and I hope they force women to strip and call them bitches and sluts. Most of all, I want to see people thrown off cages and unprotected chair shots!

edit- how about this mature adult entertainment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFQG3v6ARI
 
Yeah, I hope they grow up to be mature people that love pimp or porn star gimmicks, and I hope they force women to strip and call them bitches and sluts. Most of all, I want to see people thrown off cages and unprotected chair shots!

Which is why I wish I had caught WCW during that era instead.

We need to start over, go back to the Rock 'n Roll era. How? You figure it out/Johnny Ace.
 
my Top ten wrestling moves to use in real life (lol)

1. Spear
2. Super Kick
3. Clothesline/Lariat
4. Big boot
5. Body Slam
6. Arm drag takedown
7. RKO
8. STO
9. Stone cold Stunner
10. GTS

No don't try them in real situations
 
I legitimately choked a friend out with a rear naked choke, though it was the real one and not Samoa Joe's doesn't-actually-work variation.
 
I legitimately choked a friend out with a rear naked choke, though it was the real one and not Samoa Joe's doesn't-actually-work variation.

sounds like your friend is no John Cena

the only man to power out of a chokehold.

Tom F'n Cruise is a jackass cause he hurt my head when doing a huricarana to me.
 
Speaking of Vader ... I am so fucking afraid WWE is going to fuck Brodus Clay's debut up.

Haven't they fucked it up already by constantly delaying it to the point he's only mentioned offhand in backstage segments? plus it's not like we don't know who he is, he was part of one of the WM main events this year.
 
79 people are now listed for the GAF rumble.
Let me know if I have missed you. I've added everyone I saw who said they wanted in but may have missed some. There's no real limit on how many people we can have in so just let me know if you want to be put in. We just need 2 more for this to be THE BIGGEST GAF RUMBLE IN TEXT ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY!!!!!
So far its:
DKehoe
DMczaf
NoRéN
Heavy
Mr. Sam
Entropia
Judderman
Nocturnowl
krae_man
Bootaaay
RBH
Keyser Soze
PopfulMail
Ithil
darkside31337
bart jr
ghostmind
Plywood
El Pescado
Rafa=FedKilla
Sunflower
x Power Pad Death Stomp x
Jamie OD
spindashing
Liquidsnake
Radec
BillRiccio
upJTboogie
hertog
Chico Terry
Jeff Albertson
djsandman
Razorskin
NihonTiger90
El-Suave
GBONZZZZ
Dork Knight
bean breath
Shadowlink
Guzim
G-Fex
AssassiN
mightynine
akskiller
Petrie
BoboBrazil
XxCGSxX
Parallax
EraldoCoil
jaekwon15
Str0ngStyle
Ultratech
Diablos54
Wrestlemania
funkystudent
Perspicacity
gibration
somedevil
tm24
noclevername620
Borman
Nelo Ice
The Frankman
Net_Wrecker
Galvanise_
HarryDemeanor
eggybob
Reneledarker
jmdajr
cjelly
CronosBlade
-Pyromaniac-
antonz
Penguin
GameplayWhore
 
I know the rumor is Orton's out for several months (although dirtsheets/Meltzer are complete frauds) but tell me you wouldn't mark out if he suddenly came out during the Rumble.

Imagine him being completely off the air for the next 30 days (rumble is jan 29th) with no mention of him at all on TV save for maybe an injury update saying he's out for several months. Then all of a sudden in the middle of the Rumble his music plays (I don't like it either but it's at least distinctive) and the stadium totally erupts and he charges into the ring and RKOs the entire roster currently in the ring and eliminates them while the crowd is going bonkers. Tell me you wouldn't mark the fuck out for that. I would. Orton is one of the best wrestlers in the business in terms of quality of his matches and in-ring work. He was ranked #2 in that list I posted the other day.
 
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