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[spindashing]

Wait, wait, wait.

Alicia Fox is currently in line to face Beth for the title in spite of her superbotch face smasher of a kick.

Kofi is one half the tag team.

Zeke is some kind of priest but he can't go anyway.

Otunga's lawyer gimmick is great, he needs to not be booked to lose though, he should be a threat of some kind, not Johnny Ace's jobber.

JTG got screwed when they split Cryme Tyme, I'll admit.

Kharma would've had her push had she not got pregnant.

Truth despite his awesome mic work was never going to be given anything really above midcard.

And Mark, well yeah they pulled the switch too soon.

The only black woman wrestler is Jazz and Kharma. Who's Alicia? Oh. She must have sucked some dick to get where she is because I'm sure we have a roster full of other women who could fill that role and not kill somebody.

And where is Kofi now? For a team named after flatulence, they're really living up to the name.

No one cares about Zeke either, but I'm sure he'll get noticed if he starts getting angry.

Otunga is as white as Carlton Banks.

JTG lol.

Kharma? Angry black lady.

Truth's the best of them all. Cliche example of the angry black man gimmick getting someone somewhere. It got him more over than his little rapping gimmick.

Mark? Need I say more.

 

[DKehoe]

The only black woman wrestler is Jazz and Kharma. Who's Alicia? Oh. She must have sucked some dick to get where she is because I'm sure we have a roster full of other women who could fill that role and not kill somebody.

And where is Kofi now? For a team named after flatulence, they're really living up to the name.

No one cares about Zeke either, but I'm sure he'll get noticed if he starts getting angry.

Otunga is as white as Carlton Banks.

JTG lol.

Kharma? Angry black lady.

Truth's the best of them all. Cliche example of the angry black man gimmick getting someone somewhere. It got him more over than his little rapping gimmick.

Mark? Need I say more.

THE CHAMP IS HERE

 

[krae_man]

R-Truth was more over when when he was a face. It's only us smarks who like him heel.

 

[Plywood]

gawt dammit spindashing when you're right you're right

I am sensing some anger when you talk about Fake Rihanna though.

I still say Kharma was more crazy than angry though.

 

[DMczaf]

No one has it worse than Mexicans this year.

 

[Professor Beef]

R-Truth was more over when when he was a face. It's only us smarks who like him heel.

I liked "What's Up."

 

[G-Fex]

Well...least Mexicans had it good on WCW.

Psychosis and La Parka = Unstoppable entertainment.

 

[krae_man]

I liked "What's Up."

I seem to recall GAF being glad McGruber killed him with pyro.

 

[spindashing]

R-Truth was more over when when he was a face. It's only us smarks who like him heel.

I'd say it's equal. He still gets a great reaction as a heel.

gawt dammit spindashing when you're right you're right

I am sensing some anger when you talk about Fake Rihanna though.

I still say Kharma was more crazy than angry though.

The thing about Alicia Fox is, sure, she's hot. I won't say she isn't.

But does she deserve the push she's getting? Absolutely not. Especially if both of her finishing moves are prone to actually hurt people more than intended. Her mic skills are rubbish as well. A lot of people give Kelly Kelly shit for not wrestling, but hell I'd rather see her do a roll up victory instead of Alicia winning with a Fatality.

 

[Plywood]

No one has it worse than Mexicans this year.

http://i.imgur.com/M6J2j.jpg

I think... I think I would have quit right when they stopped me from walking out and told me to ride a bike out.

And Cara was just shit luck right there.

The thing about Alicia Fox is, sure, she's hot. I won't say she isn't.

But does she deserve the push she's getting? Absolutely not. Especially if both of her finishing moves are prone to actually hurt people more than intended. Her mic skills are rubbish as well. A lot of people give Kelly Kelly shit for not wrestling, but hell I'd rather see her do a roll up victory instead of Alicia winning with a Fatality.

I agree actually, though I don't get why they skipped Eve over and went straight to Alicia. Hell both Bella's work better than Fox.

Also it's complete bullshit that they've paired up Alicia with Kaitlyn, they ruined the AJ/Kaitlyn BFF duo.

 

[DMczaf]

I didn't even post Del Rio because it's difficult to sum up Vince's shitty handling of him in 2011 with one pic other than torngroin.jpg

 

[Plywood]

I didn't even post Del Rio because it's difficult to sum up Vince's shitty handling of him in 2011 with one pic other than torngroin.jpg

Well they stalled his "destiny" several times, and then when he was champ he didn't have much to say. I don't remember much after I kinda blocked out the poor handling from memory.

 

[Ultratech]

No one has it worse than Mexicans this year.

Dammit, Vince! Quit ruining Mexicans in wrestling.

The thing about Alicia Fox is, sure, she's hot. I won't say she isn't.

But does she deserve the push she's getting? Absolutely not. Especially if both of her finishing moves are prone to actually hurt people more than intended. Her mic skills are rubbish as well. A lot of people give Kelly Kelly shit for not wrestling, but hell I'd rather see her do a roll up victory instead of Alicia winning with a Fatality.

I get what you're trying to say. Kinda makes you wonder why's she getting a push anyhow. Must be really "pleasing" some people in the back.

But yeah, it's kinda crazy to push her given that she's liable to go out there and really hurt somebody.

 

[Keyser Soze]

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL??

 

[G-Fex]

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THING I FEEL??

Little people, and hey my ex was a little person. I take offense to your "dwarf" name calling.

 

[Plywood]

I get what you're trying to say. Kinda makes you wonder why's she getting a push anyhow. Must be really "pleasing" some people in the back.

She got all her tips from Mendes.

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THING I FEEL??

They really are pushing it with how Irish he is and yet, still not in any title scene.

 

[Professor Beef]

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL??

You mean there really is no such thing as Ireland University!? Well who did I send my tuition to!?!?

 

[RBH]

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL??

It's a shameful thing.

 

[Plywood]

Wait, I just got to the Hunico part, they ditched Primo now?

Ugh after all the vid. packages for Gabriel and a mysteriously long absence they have him job.

 

[RBH]

I'm slowly plotting my WWE appearance.Im taking my time but it will all be worth it in the end.When i only have so much time left to compete then you chose you spots wisely and make people take notice

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/evcqg3

 

[Net_Wrecker]

WWE have made up "Ireland University" as they could not be bothered to find out a real one. They regularly make up random Irish "Heritage" for Sheamus, and have a weekly "Leprechaun" segment from a US-born dwarf (or whatever is the politically correct name vertically challenged folk)...

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL??

BRO KICK!

 

[Plywood]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/evcqg3

Regal gonna drop pipebombs for the push he never got. He is the end begins.

 

[Ultratech]

Wait, I just got to the Hunico part, they ditched Primo now?

Ugh after all the vid. packages for Gabriel and a mysteriously long absence they have him job.

I thought Epico and Primo were kinda separate from Hunico now?
At least, that's how I kinda figured it.

And that bicycle...smh

 

[Keyser Soze]

Little people, and hey my ex was a little person. I take offense to your "dwarf" name calling.

Now you know how I feel

They really are pushing it with how Irish he is and yet, still not in any title scene.

If they send him to SD to replace Orton, and I will not file charges of racial prejudice

You mean there really is no such thing as Ireland University!? Well who did I send my tuition to!?!?

...Education buried!

It's a shameful thing.

This is no laughing matter!

BRO KICK!

I said be serious dammit!

 

[spindashing]

I guess we can all come to the agreement that the WWE treats minorities just as fighting games do.

 

[Professor Beef]

I guess we can all come to the agreement that the WWE treats minorities just as fighting games do.

The best characters in SF are from Hong Kong, Mexico, and the US (Viper). That's not very WWE...well, in the present at least.

 

[RBH]

This is no laughing matter!

 

[El Pescado]

If they send him to SD to replace Orton, and I will not file charges of racial prejudice

Sheamus is already a member of the Smackdown roster.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I said be serious dammit!

But there are simply TOO MANY LIMES!

TOO MANY LIMES!

Spoiler

WHOAOHHHHHHHH

 

[Nocturnowl]

I guess we can all come to the agreement that the WWE treats minorities just as fighting games do.

Hey Barretts doing okay so far, until he starts using piping hot tea as his weapon of choice. (hang on we're talking about minorities now? I thought we were on about stereotyping by country...)

The best characters in SF are from Hong Kong, Mexico, and the US (Viper). That's not very WWE...well, in the present at least.

I think you mean masked Spanish guys are the best for both.

 

[Plywood]

I thought Epico and Primo were kinda separate from Hunico now?
At least, that's how I kinda figured it.

Son of a bitch, I got them confused.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Son of a bitch, I got them confused.

wow that's racist

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Capitol Punishment is gone in 2012. Bragging Rights returns in June 2012.

HYPE

 

[CrunchinJelly]

I swear this thread is on repeat sometimes.

 

[El Pescado]

Capitol Punishment is gone in 2012. Bragging Rights returns in June 2012.

HYPE

Bragging Rights was an awesome PPV, but what's the point? They've got Raw and Smackdown guys fighting each other ALL THE TIME now.

Bring back the single night KotR Tourney PPV!

 

[Parallax]

I fucking HATE buff bagwell.

 

[DMczaf]

Capitol Punishment is gone in 2012. Bragging Rights returns in June 2012.

HYPE

Just bring back World War 3

 

[Plywood]

wow that's racist

I don't know how it happened honest, all I knew was that Hunico was called Epico and somehow got braids.

edit: I think it was because I thought it made more sense that Rosa would hang out with the gangsters rather than the two randoms.

 

[siddx]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/evcqg3

Regal also had my favorite wrestling style, and he's such a great heel. Would love to see one last run.

 

[bean breath]

Just bring back World War 3

All I remember from that is Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon and

THAT CAN BREAK A LEG, THAT CAN BREAK A LEG, THAT CAN BREAK A LEG RIGHT THERE.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Sheamus is already a member of the Smackdown roster.

He is? Dammit, I cannot even correctly support a fellow countryman :/

 

[Parallax]

I guess we can all come to the agreement that the WWE treats minorities just as fighting games do.

You mean how being black=boxing? True. Its a shame they made sean brazilian/japanese instead of black....

 

[RBH]

All I remember from that is Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon and

THAT CAN BREAK A LEG, THAT CAN BREAK A LEG, THAT CAN BREAK A LEG RIGHT THERE.

:lol

One of my favorite matches of all-time.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I don't know how it happened honest, all I knew was that Hunico was called Epico and somehow got braids.

edit: I think it was because I thought it made more sense that Rosa would hang out with the gangsters rather than the two randoms.

lol don't worry, net_wrecker is more racist.

 

[spindashing]

The best characters in SF are from Hong Kong, Mexico, and the US (Viper). That's not very WWE...well, in the present at least.

I meant more or less caricatures of stereotypes. Balrog being the angry black rude guy, Dhalsim being the skinny yoga Indian guy, etc.

You mean how being black=boxing? True. Its a shame they made sean brazilian/japanese instead of black....

Well, I mean there are some Brazilians who are darker than me. He's probably an African-Brazilian/Japanese. Don't give up hope.

 

[Plywood]

lol don't worry, net_wrecker is more racist.

I've just been mixing up people lately. First Taijiri and now this.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

lol don't worry, net_wrecker is more racist.

Wha da HAIL? Where did this come from?

And anyway, my potpourri racial background would make it OK. That's how it works right? And how dare you call me racist when G-Fex frequents this thread calling Caucasian people "normal."

I'm shocked and appalled.

 

[Parallax]

Wha da HAIL? Where did this come from?

And anyway, my potpourri racial background would make it OK. That's how it works right? And how dare you call me racist when G-Fex frequents this thread calling Caucasian people "normal."

I'm shocked and appalled.

i think he got you confused with g-fex.

 

[spindashing]

i think he got you confused with g-fex.

All white WrestleGaffers look alike.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

If it was up to me, Mark Henry would still be destroying people, Cryme Time would've had a tag title run, Yoshi Tatsu would be a badass in the midcard with his Muta facepaint, The Usos would still be swagged out instead of just being "The Samoan Tag Team", Epico and Primo would never be cholos, Teddy Long would stop talking like a jackass, black ref would get main events, Kofi would've never been a fake Jamaican, I'd make R-Truth turn up the crazy and remain in the main event, no more "Irish folklore with Sheamus", Hornswaggled FE'd, etc. etc. etc.

I'm about as far from G-Fex as humanly possible. He'd have a Kewin White equivalent as the champ of every division.