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[jasonng]

$500,000 a year... O_O Damn. Well, at least you have a solid plan going forward. I thought I had one, but after 3 years together my ex and I couldn't settle on the same future (me: kids eventually / him: freedom to drink, go out, etc) and I called it off. I've already hit most of my life goals, the early ones anyway (travel the world, live abroad as much as possible, college, cool job), so I'm ready for round 2: raising ninjas.

So that attractive list you sent to Ducky wasn't just superficial but actual candidates to be your future baby's daddy?

How do i avatar?

arsenic?

 

[Red]

It's going to be real weird if I end up seeing someone on GAF I recognize from the real world.

 

[Puddles]

sorry to throw a wrench in the discussion but is there a thread for matchmaking on GAF as in "Hey I'm in (City X), Male, etc"

Just wondering if there's any girl GAFs in my area of Gainesville

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

 

[Seven Force]

I love kids, and I'd definitely love to have some somewhere down the line... but I'd want to make sure I'm stable financially before I even begin to think about it seriously.

Weirdly enough, I do kind of look forward to the massive responsibility I'd have when/if that day comes.

 

[Emitan]

I think this is the best suggestion anyone has thrown out. Your future lady is a lucky woman Billy!

I'm not going to tell her about this at all! I just have to hope she doesn't read this thread

Spoiler

or is reading it right now

Billychu and his blown-up Geordi LaForge Hair Clip fetish... get a hold of yourself man.

Wait until you hear about my Jean-Luc Picard slash fiction.

 

[Corran Horn]

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

You never know!

 

[marrec]

Wait until you hear about my Jean-Luc Picard slash fiction.

You can't shock me, I read B:tVS slash fiction.

 

[soundahfekz]

Definitely not ready for it. For one.... I still have a LOT of things to do in life, especially my 20s. I have some goals set that I don't want to fail, a baby would be a massive setback. For one.... Gotta hit my target of $500,000 a year and have at least a house fully paid. After that I'll consider it, but at the moment I am focused in my social life and the business aspect. Babies can come later.

I'd really like a kid after I am 35 and extremely solid financially of course, and at a point where I fully enjoyed my young years

Definitely the way I'm playing it as well. Gonna meet my goals and check off my "before you get too old list" before I make the decision to be responsible for another life.

 

[Lasthope106]

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

Crazier things have happened!

 

[Zomba13]

It's going to be real weird if I end up seeing someone on GAF I recognize from the real world.

I had to do a double take with marrec's avatar. Looks just like a friend of mine (though he doesn't have any facial hair).

 

[jasonng]

Oh Corran, you be trollin.

 

[Puddles]

Crazier things have happened!

I can see two dudes from gay-gaf making something happen, maybe.

 

[Devolution]

Consulted with girlgaf via PM regarding attractive/unattractive list.

I will say a certain member of GirlGAF who is not myself fancies Stet, Opiate, .la1n, AgentWhiskers, and elwes.

I fancy a bit swarthier of a gentleman. There are a couple people here who I would say aren't unattractive. Indeed.

Excuse me, no pm was sent my way. Pffft.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

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Kids are the most unreasonable creatures in the universe.

Next to cats anyway.

Depends on the age.

After about 5 or 6, they start establishing "fair" and "unfair".

Kids under that age love to play by saying "Okay, I'm a cowboy on the moon and I just shot Jupiter LET'S RUN AROUND."

After that age, games become about rules and fairness. "If you cross that line, you lose. If we jump higher than they jump, we win. If I can grab all the jacks before the ball bounces, I win."

Reasoning with a child before that age is basically impossible because they do not understand what reason is. They might agree to things if only because they don't have the wherewithal to argue about it at the time, but the concept of reasoning with adults has not entered their heads yet.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

So that attractive list you sent to Ducky wasn't just superficial but actual candidates to be your future baby's daddy?

woah. if this happens can I have the movie rights?

 

[Emitan]

I had to do a double take with marrec's avatar. Looks just like a friend of mine (though he doesn't have any facial hair).

And Cheska looks almost identical to someone I know (but without acne)

 

[H.Protagonist]

Billychu and his blown-up Geordi LaForge Hair Clip fetish... get a hold of yourself man.

Deep breaths now... wait. No.

So that attractive list you sent to Ducky wasn't just superficial but actual candidates to be your future baby's daddy?

My keikaku has been revealed!

Spoiler

No it hasn't.

 

[RelentlessRolento]

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

wrong thread! time to delete post lol

Rolento, where's your realpic!? Cute pug does not count buddy

Again, wrong thread. Give me a coupl of min to upload since all I have my pics on are OKCupid and Facebook >_<

 

[Corran Horn]

Oh Corran, you be trollin.

Dont be jealous of my swag jason. I might be a stick figure but I got game! (or lack of)

 

[Zekes!]

Just letting you guys know I just popped another Reese mini in to my mouth. I guess I'mma be getting chocolate wasted again tonight

 

[soundahfekz]

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

With the compiling of these "hot" lists, you would think so

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Just letting you guys know I just popped another Reese mini in to my mouth. I guess I'mma be getting chocolate wasted again tonight

You reminded me of my emergency chocolate stash. I had forgotten about it since last night.

This is gonna be terrible.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm not going to tell her about this at all! I just have to hope she doesn't read this thread

Spoiler

or is reading it right now

Wait until you hear about my Jean-Luc Picard slash fiction.

My favorite slash find was buzz aldrin and Neil armstrong. Yes. You read that correctly.

Just letting you guys know I just popped another Reese mini in to my mouth. I guess I'mma be getting chocolate wasted again tonight

My wife just took truffles, melted them down with heavy cream, and we are dipping cookies into this. Fml.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Crazier things have happened!

I know a girl on here who posted in this thread who moved to a different country to be with a GAFFER.

 

[marrec]

Depends on the age.

After about 5 or 6, they start establishing "fair" and "unfair".

Kids under that age love to play by saying "Okay, I'm a cowboy on the moon and I just shot Jupiter LET'S RUN AROUND."

After that age, games become about rules and fairness. "If you cross that line, you lose. If we jump higher than they jump, we win. If I can grab all the jacks before the ball bounces, I win."

Reasoning with a child before that age is basically impossible because they do not understand what reason is. They might agree to things if only because they don't have the wherewithal to argue about it at the time, but the concept of reasoning with adults has not entered their heads yet.

You should see my 5 year old play Uno. Rules are just a convenience for when he wants to use them. I never said kids weren't clever.

Raising and disciplining them is very easy once they understand rules though. Keeping him in bed is just a matter of saying 'If you get out of bed, I have to close the door this much. And if you do it again, this much. And if you do it again, I have to shut it almost all the way closed." And when they ask why you tell them 'That's the rules, we can't break the rules.'

 

[Zomba13]

My favorite slash find was buzz aldrin and Neil armstrong. Yes. You read that correctly.

Sounds hawt.

 

[Zekes!]

new topic: what's everyone's favourite A Tribe Called Quest song???

 

[soultron]

No one is going to be hooking up on GAF.

It has happened before.

Can I Kick It, Zekes?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I think Zomba is my new "Hottest GAFer".

LAWD!

Sorry Plywood.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I'm not going to tell her about this at all! I just have to hope she doesn't read this thread

Spoiler

or is reading it right now

Wait until you hear about my Jean-Luc Picard slash fiction.

I'm sorry, but Spock/Kirk is the only respectable star trek slash. Spock/Bones is an exception.

 

[Zomba13]

I think Zomba is my new "Hottest GAFer".

LAWD!

Sorry Plywood.

;D

 

[marrec]

I think Zomba is my new "Hottest GAFer".

LAWD!

Sorry Plywood.

NO CHEEZMO!

You and Plywood are my OTP.

((

I'm sorry, but Spock/Kirk is the only respectable star trek slash. Spock/Bones is an exception.

I'm down for some Kirk/Kirk slash. Shatner and that guy who was in that train movie with Denzel.

*hawt*

 

[marrec]

Aw hell.

 

[Puddles]

I think Zomba is my new "Hottest GAFer".

LAWD!

Sorry Plywood.

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Cheezmo is a...

 

[Zekes!]

It has happened before.

Can I Kick It, Zekes?

yes you can!

 

[Emitan]

My favorite slash find was buzz aldrin and Neil armstrong. Yes. You read that correctly.

I'm sorry, but Spock/Kirk is the only respectable star trek slash. Spock/Bones is an exception.

 

[Alucrid]

Bro think of all the sweet denim shitfades possible. Saltwater ain't got nothing on this.

Well, when you put it like that...

"Well kids, someone on an internet forum compared fading jeans to raising children, and that's why you were born."

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Im so serious right now you won't believe.

 

[Amibguous Cad]

Guy or girl, Zomba is one of the hottest people I've ever seen

 

[Pau]

You reminded me of my emergency chocolate stash. I had forgotten about it since last night.

This is gonna be terrible.

I didn't remember I even had a stash until you mentioned yours. And it's full of Jet, Kinder, and Pirulies. There's no way I can win against that... Speaking of which, where's Colombia-GAF at?

 

[Stet]

new topic: what's everyone's favourite A Tribe Called Quest song???

Luck of Lucien all the way

 

[RelentlessRolento]

EDIT: movd pics to new page since i always get last in line

 

[Professor Beef]

It's going to be real weird if I end up seeing someone on GAF I recognize from the real world.

Just imagine if you met the guy from the story in your tag.

Awkward.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Funny enough, after Mirror Mirror I always imagined Sulu with Uhura. I just can't imagine him as gay.

 

[Zomba13]

Guy or girl, Zomba is one of the hottest people I've ever seen

;D to you too.

 

[Red]

Just imagine if you met the guy from the story in your tag.

Awkward.

That is one of my worst fears.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Just imagine if you met the guy from the story in your tag.

Awkward.

Glad I'm not the only one who just read that. Most entertaining part of my night.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Just imagine if you met the guy from the story in your tag.

Awkward.

Just imagine if I were outside your kitchen window.

 

[Red]

Glad I'm not the only one who just read that. Most entertaining part of my night.

Okay y'all keep laughing at my expense

 

[RelentlessRolento]

These are taken from okcupid since i didnt have em from my comp lol ... note the second one was after a later sleep in