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[Luigiv]

I want one.

Go down to the pet store then. They're called axolotls. I use to have one myself.

Anyway, as for real pic January... I don't know. I hate the way I look in Photos. I still haven't figured out my myspace angle yet. Maybe I'll join in latter if I can get a decent photo.

 

[Emitan]

*checks the last page*

awww fuck this

Real Pic GAF uses 100 posts per page.

 

[Zomba13]

Am I the only one who finds it cute? Who the hell wouldn't love a zombie dog?

Yes.

The zombie dogs in RE are cuter.

 

[Professor Beef]

Real Pic GAF uses 100 posts per page.

Jesus didn't.

 

[Emitan]

Jesus didn't.

Jesus had every single post per page.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Jesus didn't.

If he was circumsized, had a huge dick, loved cats, and was a great tipper, he surely would use 100ppp.

Jesus had every single post per page.

Or that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Real Pic GAF uses 100 posts per page.

Pfft no

 

[jasonng]

You guys are too much.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Jesus had every single post per page.

It was a heavy cross to bear.

 

[Elginer]

Am I the only one who finds it cute? Who the hell wouldn't love a zombie dog?

I'd rather have the zombie dog. That one just looks like he wants my soul.
Must have been really sick, as I see he was blind as well as having tons of skin issues. Kinda sad

 

[djcatskratch]

Joining in on the fun, glad I'm not the only cigar smoker in here

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Yes.

The zombie dogs in RE are cuter.

Silent Hill ones
dat tongue

 

[Teknoman]

Real Pic GAF uses 100 posts per page.

I dunno why you would want less.

 

[Emitan]

I dunno why you would want less.

Maybe if your computer is from 1995 or something.

 

[Zomba13]

Silent Hill ones
dat tongue

Muuuuch cuter.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I'd rather have the zombie dog. That one just looks like he wants my soul.
Must have been really sick, as I see he was blind as well as having tons of skin issues. Kinda sad

Skin issues are common with hairless breeds like chinese cresteds and inca orchids. You're supposed to put sunscreen on them, iirc. The blindness is unfortunate, though. I've just never seen a dog I didn't think was adorable. That actually goes for most animals.

Except monkeys. Fuck monkeys.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Honestly think that ugly dog is kind of cute. It's that thing where something is so ugly that it becomes cute.

 

[marrec]

Honestly think that ugly dog is kind of cute. It's that thing where something is so ugly that it becomes cute.

Hey! You sound like my Fiancee!

...I made myself sad...

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Skin issues are common with hairless breeds like chinese cresteds and inca orchids. You're supposed to put sunscreen on them, iirc. The blindness is unfortunate, though. I've just never seen a dog I didn't think was adorable. That actually goes for most animals.

Except monkeys. Fuck monkeys.

What about lemurs?

 

[cooljeanius]

Skin issues are common with hairless breeds like chinese cresteds and inca orchids. You're supposed to put sunscreen on them, iirc. The blindness is unfortunate, though. I've just never seen a dog I didn't think was adorable. That actually goes for most animals.

Except monkeys. Fuck monkeys.

What's wrong with monkeys?

 

[Elginer]

Skin issues are common with hairless breeds like chinese cresteds and inca orchids. You're supposed to put sunscreen on them, iirc. The blindness is unfortunate, though. I've just never seen a dog I didn't think was adorable. That actually goes for most animals.

Except monkeys. Fuck monkeys.

But Monkeys are natures butlers and helpers LOL

 

[OttomanScribe]

New one, had the old one for ages and people have had no idea what it is.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

What's wrong with monkeys?

They fling poo and just generally creep me out.

What about lemurs?

Lemurs are cute. Olingos are better, though.

 

[Emitan]

They fling poo and just generally creep me out.

Monkeys are like short, hairy, ugly, manchildren.

 

[Razorskin]

So this just became a random talk thread? Because I keep expecting this thread to be closed.

 

[Professor Beef]

They fling poo and just generally creep me out.

Throw some back, then.

 

[Zekes!]

50 posts per page for lyfe GAF

 

[marrec]

So this just became a random talk thread? Because I keep expecting this thread to be closed.

Opiate has his finger hovering over the button, but he'd rather we all post in here so that the insanity is contained.

 

[Lissar]

It's much longer now. Haven't gotten it cut since that pic. I can't really be bothered to get my hair cut more than twice a year since it's so expensive.

Yeah, I don't like going to cheap places so I usually only end up getting my hair cut once a year :x It doesn't look bad waiting all that time, although whenever I go they tell me I should come in every three months. My hair is pretty long, but I love it that way.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Monkeys are like short, hairy, ugly, manchildren.

yeah but so are most people

 

[Emitan]

So this just became a random talk thread? Because I keep expecting this thread to be closed.

It means I stop posting unintelligible bullshit in other threads so it stays open.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Monkeys are like short, hairy, ugly, manchildren.

That's the problem. I don't find children cute, either. They're pretty ugly for the first several years. And creepy as well.













All of gaf's parents hate me now.

 

[Emitan]

Long hair > short hair > medium hair

Real talk.

That's the problem. I don't find children cute, either. They're pretty ugly for the first several years. And creepy as well.













All of gaf's parents hate me now.

I don't like kids, but I think I'd be a bad parent, so it's not a big deal.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Consulted with girlgaf via PM regarding attractive/unattractive list.

I will say a certain member of GirlGAF who is not myself fancies Stet, Opiate, .la1n, AgentWhiskers, and elwes.

I fancy a bit swarthier of a gentleman. There are a couple people here who I would say aren't unattractive. Indeed.

 

[Alucrid]

Long hair > short hair > medium hair

Real talk.

I don't like kids, but I think I'd be a bad parent, so it's not a big deal.

for guys? girls? dogs?

 

[cooljeanius]

They fling poo and just generally creep me out.

But they'll also groom you if you let them sit near your hair! What other pet is there that grooms you?

 

[Emitan]

for guys? girls? dogs?

Girls of course.

 

[marrec]

That's the problem. I don't find children cute, either. They're pretty ugly for the first several years. And creepy as well.

All of gaf's parents hate me now.

As a parent I can say:

Nobody finds other peoples children cute. They're all terrible little bastards who aren't disciplined enough and are WAY stupider than your kids. Also they have terrible manners.

So you're just like any parent, you just don't have any kids to put your blinders on for.

 

[Corran Horn]

Eventually this will devolve into people making a list of favorites. Hottest Gaf guy, girl, best sub gaf group, etc. It's going to be troublesome. Feelings will get hurt, people will turn on others, friendships will be broken. It's going to be a mess.

















Let's do it.

I already hate you so its fine!

 

[Alucrid]

As a parent I can say:

Nobody finds other peoples children cute. They're all terrible little bastards who aren't disciplined enough and are WAY stupider than your kids. Also they have terrible manners.

So you're just like parents, you just don't have any kids to put your blinders on for.

damn, you do not look old enough to have a kid already

 

[ShockingAlberto]

That's the problem. I don't find children cute, either. They're pretty ugly for the first several years. And creepy as well.

All of gaf's parents hate me now.

I dunno, I find children under 6 to be pretty awesome and I acknowledge their cuteness.

From 6 - 22 is when it just all goes to hell.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Consulted with girlgaf via PM regarding attractive/unattractive list.

I will say a certain member of GirlGAF who is not myself fancies Stet, Opiate, .la1n, AgentWhiskers, and elwes.

I fancy a bit swarthier of a gentleman. There are a couple people here who I would say aren't unattractive. Indeed.

I've got a list going in my head of attractive male gaffers. Like you, I also enjoy some swarthiness.

Also, I noticed girl-gaf is filled with purdy ladies.

But they'll also groom you if you let them sit near your hair! What other pet is there that grooms you?

My dog tries to groom me. She's just not very good at it.

 

[Chorazin]

That's the problem. I don't find children cute, either. They're pretty ugly for the first several years. And creepy as well.

All of gaf's parents hate me now.

Children creep me right the fuck out. I imagine they grow fangs and sprout claws when you aren't watching them....

 

[Maklershed]

Guess I'll join in on the fun. At least until the liquid courage wears off tomorrow morning.

(for anyone that's a UFC fan - Scotty Jorgensen is standing next to me in the uncropped version of my avatar)

 

[Emitan]

Don't worry, Alberto, only one 2 more years until I'm 23.

 

[marrec]

damn, you do not look old enough to have a kid already

He turned 5 in September.

He's the cutest and smartest and funniest dude! All other children are shit.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Don't worry, Alberto, only one 2 more years until I'm 23.

Saying 22 might be unfair.

I was giving Drinking Age + 1 to give breathing room to not be an idiotic drunk.

 

[Razorskin]

Wasn't there a girl here that wanted her tubes tied at some point?

 

[iirate]

I'm not very photogenic. It's thanks to an awesome photographer friend that this pic looks good. I tend to make stupid faces whenever a camera is pointed in my direction. In fact, this was me two minutes later rocking some major duckface.

Oh, that might be the problem with me, too! You don't look very stupid in your avatar

+1.

Stupid camera face-GAF assemble!

On topic (ha!), I'm alright with monkeys, but I couldn't be in the same room as a chimp.

 

[Emitan]

Saying 22 might be unfair.

I was giving Drinking Age + 1 to give breathing room to not be an idiotic drunk.

Aside from my 21st birthday where I'm basically obligated to drink heavily, I don't see myself becoming a drinker. I've had plenty of beer over the last few years and I don't see any reason why I'd want to continue drinking.