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I was groped by a famous comedian who identifies publicly as a lesbian. To be fair, I was pretty cute in those days, but still. I just wanted some free coke and I thought she was into my friend. We went to her apartment and got on the sofa and then bam.

Kinda awkward. Good coke, though.

One does not just simply walk into free coke. Hung out with Andy Dick once lesson learned..
 
Indeed. and sorta relavent to the topic at hand, i've also fed a few celebs wieners off my truck

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Rogen was def. the coolest.

Hey I remember you mentioning this business of yours a while back. Glad to know it's going well! :)
 
I'm not doubting you, it's just funny how you keep "forgetting" all these incredibly amazing meetups.

E3 stuff tends to blur together and it's weird, because all I talk about are video games so I tend to just forget all of it when I'm talking about other stuff.

"Forgetting" about Obama was a joke. I was supposed to be able to sit down with him for the school paper (I went to a school that shares a campus with Morehouse and a black candidate really can't afford to skip over that area) and one of his handlers told me he didn't have time at the last second WHICH WAS TOTALLY A DICK MOVE.
 
I was groped by a famous comedian who identifies publicly as a lesbian. To be fair, I was pretty cute in those days, but still. I just wanted some free coke and I thought she was into my friend. We went to her apartment and got on the sofa and then bam.

Kinda awkward. Good coke, though.

I've never met any celebrities, but my life in Japan felt like I was a celebrity. I went to so many VIP rooms and champagne rooms as a brown man in Japan that you'd think I was Will Smith.

Being a foreigner in Japan is a beautiful thing.

How does one get "Blueberry Butt Explosion?"

By saying it in a thread.

My very first tag was "Grammar. Satan. Genitals." It was all hilarity from there.

I'm not kidding when I say I've had like, 6 tags.
 
Ellen, Rosie O'Donnel, or Wanda Sykes?

None of the above. Probably only 'famous' to lesbian GAF or real comedy nerds. She was more on the Rosie spectrum of looks, though.

One does not just simply walk into free coke. Hung out with Andy Dick once lesson learned..

Oof. You have my sympathies.

I've never met any celebrities, but my life in Japan felt like I was a celebrity. I went to so many VIP rooms and champagne rooms as a brown man in Japan that you'd think I was Will Smith.

Being a foreigner in Japan is a beautiful thing.

I can not wait to go to Japan. Aiming to go Feb 2013.
 
How did you get into the business and where did you first start?

I just sorta fell into it, really. I had a dear friend who had been a stylist for 10 years and one day she had an opening for an assistant. Things kinda snowballed from there, this was the first commercial i work on, still hilarious to me:
http://youtu.be/TCy20k_Iius

Last thing I worked on was a couple months ago, Levi's holiday campaign, and before that I did a couple Most Interesting Man in the World ones.
Protip: He's not interesting at all :(
 
I was expecting a bathroom horror story.

Everything went better than expected.

Every tag I've had has been the result of me saying something either stupid or hilarious in a thread.

I would just wanna get baked with that guy and hear him laugh all day.

Holy shit, that would be awesome.
 
Dookkake, Japan will welcome you with open arms. You're thin, and you're white. You're practically Tom Cruise by circumstance.

Being brown and big, I was either called a sumo wrestler (motherfuckers...) or people thought I was black. Which also meant that the Jamaicans, Nigerians and African Americans accepted me at parties with open arms.
 
Yeah, I have a few examples right over here.


Like I said, it's been awhile though... thinking about it is really making me want to pick it up again. Last thing I was working on was that Alice WIP I worked on while I was playing the game. Maybe I should finish it.

Nice! I really like the Hangorian and boldly titled "sketch1". :)

This is great! Almost reminds me of some of Mark Bagley's old stuff.

Thanks. It's just a doodle, but I like the sparkle in his inhuman eyes. ^_^
 
One's wearing aviators. Even without them they don't look that much alike. :lol




I tried to tell them number 2 was the best, but noo.
You're probably right but I keep thinking i'm looking at CHEEZMOs posts until I see no tag, and then macuser's name, lol.

ALSO, we won you lost, #1 reigns superior.
 
I just sorta fell into it, really. I had a dear friend who had been a stylist for 10 years and one day she had an opening for an assistant. Things kinda snowballed from there, this was the first commercial i work on, still hilarious to me:
http://youtu.be/TCy20k_Iius

Last thing I worked on was a couple months ago, Levi's holiday campaign, and before that I did a couple Most Interesting Man in the World ones.
Protip: He's not interesting at all :(
That spoiler might be the most depressing thing I've read in this thread.
Just for you.
Teh Hamburglar's brother?
 
What about non-whites... I have a an offer to teach in japan.

You're black. It's basically like having a sign around your neck that says "GIRLS HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M THE BEST"

I didn't have that level of success with ladies in japan, but being brown meant that I got into parties I really shouldn't have, which was enough for me.
 
Dookkake, Japan will welcome you with open arms. You're thin, and you're white. You're practically Tom Cruise by circumstance.

Nah, I got a few pounds on me. Getting back to it, though. I am lucky in that I have some pals/colleagues over there in some pretty interesting (aka sleazy) subcultures.
 
This thread is moving too fast and i'm getting too addicted. Time to bail out, kthnx&BYE!!

not looking forward to seeing a dozen new pages when I wake up.
 
Nintendoll > ! I just remembered that we talked way back when I first joined about that very wiener truck (I'm the one who knows the Nacho Truck guys). Seems like you guys are still doing OK. ^_^
 
You're black. It's basically like having a sign around your neck that says "GIRLS HAVE SEX WITH ME I'M THE BEST"

I didn't have that level of success with ladies in japan, but being brown meant that I got into parties I really shouldn't have, which was enough for me.

I am not going to explicitly talk about how much, uh, "carnal" success I had in Japan, but

If you're not white, you really don't have anything to worry about.
 
That spoiler might be the most depressing thing I've read in this thread.

The truth crushed my soul, and so i must crush the souls of others with these truths to stave off the black hole he left in my heart. His beard isnt even real ;/

Nintendoll > ! I just remembered that we talked way back when I first joined about that very wiener truck (I'm the one who knows the Nacho Truck guys). Seems like you guys are still doing OK. ^_^

OH YEAAAAH! Man, that gave me an awesome sense of 'small world syndrome'. I hope they are doing alright as well, it's hard out there.
 
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