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When your clothes say dry-cleaning only, you better dry-clean only! I machine-wash & dry a dress pants, rushed to work and slapped them on. Didn't realized how much it has shrunk. I'm hella high watered and it's hella tight. I already feel embarassed and I have a lucheon with the new boss today. @_@

Pants do not fit well unless an outline of your crotch is readily on display.

I found an inch tear in a seam above my pocket this morning. /embarassed
 
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HOT HOT HOT MEGAHOT HOT PRETTY HOT HOT HANDSOME SEXY WOULD CUTE HOT HOT HANDSOME SEXY CUTE CUTE CUTE WOULD WITH THE FURY OF 1000 SUNS CUTE.
 
It was the Oracle of Delphi.

Screw her, I bought a set of Delphi Digital Calipers last year and they didn't work right. I called up customer service and she was all:

"Let me consult the Gods!! Please hold!"

Fuck that shit, I asked to speak to her manager.
 
Screw her, I bought a set of Delphi Digital Calipers last year and they didn't work right. I called up customer service and she was all:

"Let me consult the Gods!! Please hold!"

Fuck that shit, I asked to speak to her manager.

lol

"Zeus is unavailable right now as he's in a meeting, yeah. May I take a message?"
 
lol

"Zeus is unavailable right now as he's in a meeting, yeah. May I take a message?"

Take this message, I'm going to Tweet AND Livejournal this.

This will be a PR NIGHTMARE for you!

Do you know who I am...?

I'm MARREC MOTHERFUCKER!

*goes to Twitter*
 
Gimme some advice GAF'ers.

It's just after new years, I was supposed to go back to work today, but i've taken not well. I have an upset stomach and everytime I stand up I want to puke, because I feel so dizzy.. I've been told that when the symptoms disappear Ive not go to into work for 48 hours. Because I work with food.

That obviously means on my first day back after new years I phoned in sick, and I only started this job about 3 weeks ago. I am also genuinely ill, not hungover.

I got a phonecall from a blocked number which hung up right away which I assume is HR trying to catch me out. My mum knows the accountant at my work and she seems to think im going to get fired on monday when I go back.

Are they allowed to do that, isn't there a system that you get fired only if you call in sick waaay to often?

Im kinda hoping im still ill tomorrow because then I can go to the doctors and get a note from them. Help me GAF! This is going by UK law btw.

Also, H.Protagonist should be banned from participating in this event.
 
Goddam it. I hate it when I close Chrome and loose all my 14 open tabs.
Now I have to look at my History and open them again.


Also, morning peeps.

Chrome will open them all back up for you. Open a New Tab and check out the lower right-hand corner.
 
One of the most primarily-male class I've ever taken was, oddly enough, women's studies.

Granted, it was a 9AM class so you were really only in there if newspaper production conflicted with your schedule that was definitely almost all males.
 
One of the most primarily-male class I've ever taken was, oddly enough, women's studies.

Granted, it was a 9AM class so you were really only in there if newspaper production conflicted with your schedule that was definitely almost all males.

Heh. I think there was maybe 5 guys in mine out of like 50+ women. The looks on their faces when we had an open discussion about sexual harassment/assault, I felt bad. For us it was *nod head* *yeah girl been there*. For the guys, who were probably decent dudes it was like soul crushing because just about every woman there had a story to tell.
 
Gimme some advice GAF'ers.

It's just after new years, I was supposed to go back to work today, but i've taken not well. I have an upset stomach and everytime I stand up I want to puke, because I feel so dizzy.. I've been told that when the symptoms disappear Ive not go to into work for 48 hours. Because I work with food.

That obviously means on my first day back after new years I phoned in sick, and I only started this job about 3 weeks ago. I am also genuinely ill, not hungover.

I got a phonecall from a blocked number which hung up right away which I assume is HR trying to catch me out. My mum knows the accountant at my work and she seems to think im going to get fired on monday when I go back.

Are they allowed to do that, isn't there a system that you get fired only if you call in sick waaay to often?

Im kinda hoping im still ill tomorrow because then I can go to the doctors and get a note from them. Help me GAF! This is going by UK law btw.

Also, H.Protagonist should be banned from participating in this event.

Can you not go to the doctor today or is it an appointment?
 
Heh. I think there was maybe 5 guys in mine out of like 50+ women. The looks on their faces when we had an open discussion about sexual harassment/assault, I felt bad. For us it was *nod head* *yeah girl been there*. For the guys, who were probably decent dudes it was like soul crushing because just about every woman there had a story to tell.

If only crunched was in that class
 
That reminds me of Jonah Hill trying on skinny jeans at the end of Superbad

It's crazy, the amount of weight that guy lost.
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If only crunched was in that class
It's like I am one of them

In all seriousness though, I've been harassed by men and women, and I would bet many other guys have as well. I think there's a stigma involved with admitting that as a man, which is probably why guys shrug it off or joke about it so much.
 
It's like I am one of them

In all seriousness though, I've been harassed by men and women, and I would bet many other guys have as well. I think there's a stigma involved with admitting that as a man, which is probably why guys shrug it off or joke about it so much.

Oh yeah men/boys get sexually harassed/assaulted and it's sad that the pressure on them is to keep quiet, especially when their predators are even more prolific. Just look at all these coaches were only finding out about now.
 
It's like I am one of them

In all seriousness though, I've been harassed by men and women, and I would bet many other guys have as well. I think there's a stigma involved with admitting that as a man, which is probably why guys shrug it off or joke about it so much.

Definitely.

It would probably be healthier for men and their ability to maintain relationships if they would be more open about harassment.

But to a large extent, men are pressured to just take it jokingly.
 
It's like I am one of them

In all seriousness though, I've been harassed by men and women, and I would bet many other guys have as well. I think there's a stigma involved with admitting that as a man, which is probably why guys shrug it off or joke about it so much.

I did get chatted up once by a homosexual guy in a gay club. lol

It was more like a gay & straight club though, with different dress codes for each. Straight people needed to dress smart, while gay people it was more casual. It didn't stop gay people trying to chat you up though.
 
Oh yeah men/boys get sexually harassed/assaulted and it's sad that the pressure on them is to keep quiet, especially when their predators are even more prolific. Just look at all these coaches were only finding out about now.

Yep, I rememeber there was a thread here in the OT about a police officer who was sexually assaulted and he suddenly understood why victims didn't open up about it due to the shame.
 
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