I would blush, but that would be unbecoming of a Viking in training. Oddly enough, I have been getting the urge to scrap every fitness endeavor in my arsenal and go full steam ahead on muscular hypertrophy since my beard has gotten so big. I feel like I'm missing out on a calling here.True, but one has a beard that belongs in Valhalla.
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First day at the gym proper in a while, and I witnessed a beautiful juxtaposition. A middle-aged man loaded up the hack squat machine with 315lbs and I took note. Sadly, he was intent on bending his knees ever-so-slightly so much that it wouldn't even pass for a curtsy. Then, a regular got on and worked up to 315lbs and did ass-to-grass sets with 4-5 second pauses on the bottom of each rep.
As much as I want to shake my head at the former, I have to remind myself that at the very least, the spirit is willing. That's better than most. I'll see if that's enough for him to stick around by March.